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keatonkeatonkeaton999. good job, lax!

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fuck yourself. You couldn't create art if you ate the Mona Lisa and a bottle of Ex Lax.<br /><br />That's not my opinion, that's a fact. Some people have natural artistic talent. Some people can work hard at it and develop their skills over time. You are not either.

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and for all those bitching about repost (lax) the last site had a perfect 5 rating, so I'm not reposting to try to get a better site rating.

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I hopped off the plane at LAX<br />with a dream and my cardigan<br />welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)<br />am I gonna fit in?<br /><br />Jumped in the cab,<br />Here I am for the first time<br />Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign<br />This is all so crazy<br />Everybody seems so famous<br /><br />My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick<br />Too much pressure and I'm nervous,<br />That's when the taxi man turned on the radio<br />and a Jay Z song was on<br />and the Jay Z song was on<br />and the Jay Z song was on<br /><br />CHORUS:<br />So I put my hands up<br />They're playing my song,<br />And the butterflys fly away<br />Noddin' my head like yeah<br />Moving my hips like yeah,<br />And I got my hands up,<br />They're playin my song<br />I know I'm gonna be ok<br />Yeah, It's a party in the USA<br />Yeah, It's a party in the USA<br /><br />Get to the club in my taxi cab<br />Everybody's lookin at me now<br />Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks?<br />She gotta be from out of town"<br /><br />So hard with my girls not around me<br />Its definitely not a Nashville party<br />Cause' all I see are stilletos<br />I guess I never got the memo<br /><br />My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick<br />Too much pressure and I'm nervous<br />That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune<br />and a Britney song was on<br />and the Britney song was on<br />and the Britney song was on<br /><br />CHORUS:<br />So I put my hands up<br />They're playing my song,<br />And the butterflys fly away<br />Noddin' my head like yeahMoving my hips like yeah,And I got my hands up,They're playin my songI know I'm gonna be okYeah, It's a party in the USAYeah, It's a party in the USAFeel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)Something stops me everytime (everytime)The

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anyway, I just filled a whole cup while masturbating to you logging into every account you own to [-] all those lax alt comments and I got really tired, so I'm calling it a night.

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Between you and Lax is Andy Kaufman. He uses the accounts Umfuld and a few others here on YTMND.

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lol, you mean between you and lax.

lax-douche has clearly been too busy making high-quality sites to pay any attention to the news.

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Hey lax, you didn't post your typical flashing "sex" site for the holidays. What happened, couldn't find a dude to blow?

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pde, shut the fuck up, you little fucking South Dakota, lonely, fucking idiot.<br /><br />rodheh, aren't you the dumbass that suggested your douchebag troll friend lax as a moderator? And didn't you vote 5 on this shitty screenshot piece of shit site? And Uncircumcised's most recent shitty troll site? <br /><br />What, exactly, am I getting wrong? I don't have to actually speak with you to know that you are a troll who insists on playing dumb; or maybe just a half-assed troll that is actually full-assed fucking retarded. <br /><br />And I'm sorry I called you a stupid faggot. BFF?

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This from a guy who thinks Lax-douche should be an alt.<br /><br />It's funny how every faggot... [I support fags right to get married too!]... every faggot, worthless, douche, middle school illiterate dropout is quick to call anybody who disagrees with their pollution-posting, dick-sucking ways a "troll".

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I like ex-lax myself

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oh wait if it's lax then yeah lax is cool i like lax

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isn't that lax's alt? too many damn ytmnd alts to remember

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Do more Lax-douche impressions

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I really want to hear Lax do a cover of this song on his Uke.....

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max may or may not use the lax uke audio from your site for the down page in the future.

rodheh. you suck. all you people suck.<br /><br />joey, btape isnt a mod. there hasn't been an admin page since 2.0 launched hence he has had no special mod insight or capabilities.<br /><br />rodheh, you chose btape only on reputation. his a activity dwindled before you even joined. same goes for my join date. i just happened to have communicated, reasonably, believe it or not, with more people here. hence, i have a better understanding of this place as a decrepit social circle. and believe it or not, provoking people in comments and harassing PMs isn't an indication of much of anything beyond how silly someone can get with the internet.<br /><br />getting more in depth with your dumb list, all the users you chose are either your meebo/comment buddies or a few stragglers who post nothing and (as it just so happens) haven't taken the time to call you out and explain how far off you are (heh). yes, we need as a mod:<br /><br />lax83 - a user who has posted the most ear rape sites and exclusively votes of friend-sites or people who 5 him (sorry lax, love your antics but it's true). lets make lax a mod so he can create the sites he regulates while he regulates them.<br /><br />eightbitprodigy - a user who presumably is your buddy. i can't imagine who else would be. jimmm? but yeah, 8bit, a relatively newer user who makes some nice sites sometimes but who cares. he has proven (like nearly everyone else on this list) unreasonable user bias. non mod in my opinion.<br /><br />wisdumcube - a user who rarely visits anymore and only expresses hate and regret for ytmnd. also who gets in more petty fights than i do.<br /><br />kekko - a nice guy. brings a non-american stance. mode? sure. also, he is gay and thinks im hot. sure, sure :) i would love a homosexual mod to scare off all you homophobic retard users who hear FAGGOT.wav and experience their balls crawling up inside themselves with laughter. my vote is for kekko, faggots.<br /><br />

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no, because lax is 20 something (not sure about the rest, though)

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lax, if you don't five this, you're a FAGGOT.

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lax meebo

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Thanks harbl, sorry I never got to know you better, but I'll be on facebook and skype, just ask PDE or Lax for my screenname.

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money-hat, pohandle, keatonkeaton999, ochobibby, wisdumcube, scumion, lax, penisuser, faggot, jew, christian, muslim, iSLAM, get it? its like islam but with SLAM!!!!!

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BUILDING STEAM WITH A GRAIN OF LAX

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until lax makes another one.

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Your site hit me like Ex-Lax. I suddenly have to poop really bad.

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who are you sharing this account with? I know you didn't make this, lax. but I could be wrong.

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you know you wanna hate on Lax's beret too... don't deny

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I'm really curious as to how lax will vote. He ABSOLUTELY HATES when people call it a beret, but it's a site about him. There are some people/fads in here that he likes (Raymond, Lando) and some that he hates (Prehistoric Dinosaur). I'm gonna say 3'd and FAV'd.

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5ed for the song and lax can wear what ever the fuck he wants, he'll still get trim and make fags mad.