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YOU STOLE THIS FROM CLASSIC PILLEATER SITE, NOW PREPARE TO DIE MORTAL.. MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAIL SATAN 666

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no, that's not right either... the lizard [i]people [/i]are part of [i]the [/i]NWO

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no, wait.... the [i]lizard [/i]people are [i]part [/i]of the NWO

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the lizard people [i]are [/i]part of the NWO.

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envy is a mortal sin

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This Leprechaun would know all about media outlets with no standards personally, as he works for the completely standardless FIX, er, FOX news. Elitist, NWO Globalist pig!

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Indeed. Let's alight our golden vessel bound for the land of the goat-people, sharing recipes for our favorite cabbage dishes, leaving these bickering mortals behind. <br /><br />I bet we'd get at least a 4.37 for that site.

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wow, your'e back. other than the world going into the NWO's handbasket, is everything all right?

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MORTAL COOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

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Seriously though. All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever present perils of life.

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The cartoons were generally asian-animated low quality crud. The games were simple because there wasn't enough drive space to make them complicated. When graphics advanced to a point where "violence" could be depicted, the developers made violent games. Mortal Kombat came out in 1992, I remember when it the game's violence was a featured story in Newsweek.<br /><br />I think the late 80's and 90's were a good time to be a kid because that era would seem to be the little fun period between international communism coming to a close and the darkness of 9/11. For the older gen-x types it was ironic and boring, but for kids I remember it seeming to be optimistic.

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/fail on this topic mentioned. IRS and Federal Reserve are not part of the government. They are banks, banks, private banks at that, they are not connected legally to the treasury, or any other branch. Congress does not and cannot regulate them. Most of the time it's the banks scaring/bribing congress to pass the bills. Alan greenspan admitted it all on a CNN interview. <br /><br />But noooOOOOoooo there isn't sodium fluoride in your water treatment facilities that men have to handle in full chemical suits nothing wrong here. The banks aren't really stealing the wealth of the nation the politicians aren't paid off criminals. noooOOOooo the GMO (genetically altered) food you eat does not serialize rab rats and make mortality rate rise. Nothing fishy going on here.<br /> <br />Give me a break... Scientology has killed what, 200, 300 people? max? Ok, moving on to REAL problems for humanity. The international banks that have been responsible for about every war since after Napoleons time have killed billions, for Nation Conquering from within and population reduction. They hired the black hand to kill that one french man what was his name, piere duke of france or something. International banks and war criminals bankrolled hitler, froze Japaneses assets, jailed Japanese Americans, until eventually the japanese "Attacked" us. Read the source links for gulf of tomkin, admitted it was staged on .gov site.<br /><br />We've been chemically hit and hit hard. The shadow of what you COULD have been, calls out to you.<br /><br />We will win.

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Topped with mortal terror, madness, and sour cream.<br /><br />Get yours at Taco Bell today! Only $2.99 with our new Old Ones discount!

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Marv, your mortal enemy is on the radio!

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you're making it seem like me and fourest are mortal enemies and this site proves it or something.

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What Lickit said. Putting Mortal Kombat into a fight scene has been going on for 20 years.

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"oh wise one?" go fuck yourself. are you really gonna come at me like that for complaining about yet another star trek tng edit posted on the internet, and a mortal kombat one no less?<br /><br />but i guess i could play the wise one Relkin109, considering you have no sites and have contributed nothing.

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i've tried over and over again to 1 this but it just won't let me.<br /><br />once again, you've spent a long time making something extremely bland, overdone and unfunny look really NICE. NICE-EDITS dude.<br /><br />did i mention that the joke is that you took star trek and made it mortal combat?<br /><br />also: you forgot to add bongo noises at the tail end of your joke set-up to let us know that we're about to laugh.

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I for one wouldn't want to be as a mortal

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Mortal Kombat makes everything better.

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Mortal Kombat is a cool guy, he tests his might and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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Kept waiting for MORTAL KOMBAT!

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Would have been a 5 if it was just the stupid guy from Mortal Kombat.

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Don't forget "Glenn Beck is an NWO puppet."

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Mortal Kourtesy

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I disagree with him on gay rights (I support gay marriage or the end of marriage as a legal entity, replaced by civil unions/domestic partnerships, ala John C. Dvorak), but he's one of the few people in the mainstream media who tells the TRUTH (albeit with his own agenda, like Thom Hartmann, Jerry Doyle and other talk radio hosts, right AND left) and honestly stands against the NWO.

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I hope he doesn't die early, but I'd like to see this NWO puppet's POS of a show die by 2012. Actually by tomorrow would be fine.

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It would be pretty weak if they just grabbed the image off of an image site, thew in that gay mortal kombat movie song and hit done, wouldn't it.

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It is animated. If you look at it very closely the little porcine eyes hint that it is moving closer one pixel at a time to slit your mortal throat.

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The joke was in the other site being called a Kombat site with Mortal Kombat music. You know. The other site that is a sreet fighter site because it has two health bars and names.