| ?38/64: Your Adler Died Because it Wasn't S... |
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There is a lot of important stuff written on these bathroom walls of the internet. A lot of important memories. Even if someone made a fancier, more modern version of the app, without the database, without the content, you'd lose those memories. You'd lose some crazy fad-lover's magnum opus, ya know?<br /><br />I don't know max that well. I asked him to play D&D with me once and he sounded ambivalent.<br /><br />But I'll tell max on Discord that I'd like to write a social media app in Laravel 10. If he wants he can be in charge of the project. If he's not interested, I'll just make it for the fun of it. And I'll post it to GitHub with the MIT license and anyone can check it out and use what parts they like. But if max lets me know the structure of ytmnd's database, I will base the data models on that structure so hopefully he could just import his database into it. I don't know where max stores his image files and stuff. I'll write the app to store them in AWS S3.<br /><br />There are other content-sharing sites, sure. But I don't know of any that have as many famery-gais and darthwangs. I just want a place for us to have a group to post jokes to.<br /><br />And I will say this, if I make another site, or if max made me boss of ytmnd, I would label things better so there's less uncovered NSFW stuff. But I will chill out about moon crew. If some moon dude wants to make sites, I won't ban them. Hate cannot drive out hate.
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| ?38/64: Your Adler Died Because it Wasn't S... |
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You know, I can program. Like I know Php, MySQL, modern frameworks, junk like that. And max seems like maybe he doesn't care about ytmnd at this point. Like he stopped caring a long time ago.<br /><br />If I made a similar kind of content-sharing platform, with a few more modern features, what would you think about that? Would you want to try posting content somewhere else?
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| ?WE DID IT 1977 |
ryanmontana |
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WE DID IT 2024<br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPG0e5rq50
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| ?The Return of Growlneck™ |
DarthWang |
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You know, for a while, a couple of years ago, max invited me to the private developer channel where he hangs out in Discord. You know what he's doing in there? Mostly talking about video games with his buddies, from what I saw.<br /><br />And I love max. All of us that enjoyed ytmnd have him to thank. But with great power comes great spiderman stuff. You want the youth of the early 2000's to fall in love with what you're doing? You gotta put in the effort. If you don't believe in yourself, if you blow it off, you're kinda going to break a lot of hearts.
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| ?YTMND needs more DEVO sites |
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this site made me 200% gayer and I don't know how to get back
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| ?GREASE ME UP |
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it's not what you think or feel it's what you hear
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| ?Dr. Beverly Crushums Meets Locutus of Picard |
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this guy gets it
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| ?The Return of Growlneck™ |
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I was just telling a modder from England in Discord: <br /><br />Years ago, I made a web cartoon on there called Groarnak. It was kind of a small hit. Some random dude asked me for the rights to use it in a video game. I thought he was a troll but I said yes. Flash forward to the Fallout 4 and the Grognak the Barbarian thing in it, which seems to me to resemble Groarnak. Like Groarnak was a barbarian on Mars. I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. Famed YTMND user famer-gai agrees with me though, it looks like it was based off my dumb web comic. <br /><br />This is the most worthwhile of the Groarnak ytmnds if you have an interest: https://castlewerewolfia.ytmnd.com/
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| ?Chad Warden endorses another weird dildo produc... |
DarthWang |
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Nice, chad warden jokes, keeping it fresh
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| ?dancing at the beach |
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Some went under the dock, and there they found, a rock! ♪<br />But it wasn't a rock ♪<br />It was a-- ♪ ...well yeah, it was a rock after all :(
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| ?A site to suck di.. I mean appeal to DarthWang |
GaryGnu |
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"vote 5 or suck DarthWang's little penis" <br /><br />You say that like it's a bad thing
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| ?WHY JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESER... |
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Ohhh, I get it now, your daddy never loved you
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| ?sun kid diss track |
jaxsoffmadden |
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so get your phone and install capcut then like downloaded the instrumental music on website called YouTube to wav and import the sound in capcut then go on a website called https://wizzardsoftware.com/ then just write some lyrics for moon man and just put whatever my man says then poured it to the edit then download the edit and don't want a website called https://www.veed.io/convert/video-converter then import your cap cut edit then download it as an MP3 and get a random picture or GIF of moon man dancing and just named titles and all that stuff and done
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| ?fuck dat |
jaxsoffmadden |
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2024-01-03 |
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I had hoped it was Korn
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| ?Deviant "Artists" can't take the he... |
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DeviantArt is, and always has been, a train wreck<br /><br />But it's *my* train wreck
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| ?Data Can't Control Himself |
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I come from the future<br /><br />officialunofficial carries the torch passed down by MurdarMachene<br /><br />Also take that one star and shove it up yer ass bitsh
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| ?Data Can't Control Himself |
Kiltron |
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The bad sync makes it better
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| ?Why Is Everybody So Petrified? |
Kiltron |
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-1 for a lack of actually petrified people, get Medusa up in this bitch
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| ?moon man will fuck your mom |
jaxsoffmadden |
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Cool, my dad's finally getting laid
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| ?Price Spa Series |
officialunofficial |
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2024-01-01 |
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I don't understand this, but I enjoy it
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| ?Mermaid Man is too sexy |
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Among other things, I adore how he doesn't sing in sync with the song
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| ?(nsfw) SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA (retype &... |
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Jammin' jelly... though I'm worried why it's red
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| ?NewYear™ DoneRight™ 2K24™ |
officialunofficial |
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2024-01-01 |
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It's online!
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| ?Last 24 Minutes of WTWW (shortwave) on a Thur... |
Heywood12 |
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It's now a historical document, because WTWW went under, was bought out by WRMI, and the frequency only plays religious crap now.
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| ?(nsfw) Armed Forces TV Vietnam Channel 11 sign... |
Heywood12 |
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Nobody finds this funny, BUT I FIND IT FUNNY.
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| ?(nsfw) The Merryist Christmas |
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Making it a "ytmnsfw" file makes it impossible to open unless you change it to "ytmnd". We need to yell at Max.
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| ?(nsfw) I like to drink gay man urine |
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Dear Curious,<br /><br />Since the onset of the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) epidemic, there’s been much confusion surrounding HIV transmission routes. However, in the years since, there’s been more and more information available about how the virus is passed from one person to another. To answer your question, Curious, HIV cannot be transmitted through urine. In fact, only antibodies (produced by the immune system to combat infection, but aren’t infectious themselves) are present in urine. HIV also cannot be transmitted through tears, sweat, or feces, nor can it be spread via toilet seats, air, water, insects, casual contact, or drinking fountains. The virus can only be transmitted through blood, semen and pre-seminal fluid, vaginal and cervical secretions, and breast milk. For more information, check out Routes of HIV Transmission?.<br /><br />Although HIV cannot be transmitted through urine, a pee sample can be used to test for the presence of HIV in the body. An enzyme immunoassay detects antibodies using urine, oral fluid, or blood as samples. A positive enzyme immunoassay test is then followed up by a confirmatory follow-up test, such as the Western blot test. Other types of HIV tests detect antigens (proteins produced by the virus) or the viral genetic material, but these tests only use blood samples.<br /><br />In any case, it can take two to three months after infection for the immune system to produce enough antibodies to show up on a test, so during this “window period”, a person may not test positive for HIV even if they’re infected (they can, however, still infect others). If you’re concerned you’ve been exposed to the virus, getting tested for HIV is recommended. To find a clinic in your area that provides testing, check out the National HIV and STD Testing Resources.<br />Signature
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| ?Billions must die |
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When the anti-wokes are just as bad, if not worse, than the wokes. Then again, it's another Tuesday for the snowflakes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯<br /><br />-1 for weird music choice though. I'd have chosen Requiem of the Gods... from the same damned game, in fact. Nothing can return that lost star. Not even SotN music.
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| ?There goes my hero. |
NoName547 |
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It got too hard to be green
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| ?lol go squidward goooooooo |
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I was thinking more Frankie Goes To Hollywood with the head thing he's doing, but this still works. <br /><br />Hollywood is in Cali anyway, so he would take it by proxy.
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