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I guess I died from Coors Light and ended up in heaven, I found ytmnd back in '09 but never thought of making an account until after captcha shut down, now I have a 2nd chance<br />thx for everything max, u da reel G.

Best news I've received in quite a long time -- thank you, Mark Goldfarb! *dies immediately from virus*

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Rule 34 lovers need to die in a fire.

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2019<br />Heard this song on the oldies station and thought of this YTMND.<br />Then I realized that the song was on the oldies station and died a little inside.

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This meme will never die.

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Last activity in 2011, either he abandoned the site like everyone else or he died of ass cancer. Either or is fine, Nazis should be given no quarter.

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jew,<br />you need to view this as an expansion pack of updates max promised many years ago and a hypothetical alternative universe where ytmnd culture never died.

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I know seriousy wtf. I get so many messages to go to the neo rip-offtmnd community, when I don't even care! I am a Die Hard ytmnd er so I ain't goin' nowhere. I haven't even sent MAX a message asking why there are no up and comings. I get them up there all the time, so if this is my chance to save ytmnd for like the third time maybe I should just talk to him about my influence in preserving the site activity. Isn't ytmnd supposed to be for us lazy scalawags and narcissistic scoundrels tho?

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Started out as a mail order catalog, died in the wake of online shopping. How did they not see that coming?

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I didn't know Lord Humungus died, that sucks it would explain why t0mmy dropped the res-erection

Since Archive Team just did a crawl of the site, I hope someone makes an HTML5 framework for the site archive to replace the decrepit and dying Flash one.

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if I die unexpectedly, this will be my legacy<br /><br />behold, the internet 15 years ago, today

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I find it so sad that lots of users on YTMND who wish for good users to be banned (or have accounts deleted) don't even have much respect for the KEY PLAYERS in the development of audio technology.<br /><br />here's a list of KEY PLAYERS in the development of audio technology:<br /><br />Ray Dolby<br /><br />Tom Dolby , Ray's son<br /><br />Thomas Dolby, not the same as Ray's son, but he blinded us with science<br /><br />Suzanne Vega, singer/songwriter, mother of the MP3<br /><br />Karlheinz Branderburg, developed the MP3 file format using the sample of Vega's song Tom's Diner<br /><br />Steve Wozniak, founder of Apple<br /><br />George Lucas, founder of Lucasfilm, and partially responsible for developing THX<br /><br />Amar Bose (founder of Bose)....<br /><br />and what do ya know, I read this Wikipedia article...<br /><br />https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amar_Bose<br /><br />and I see that Bose's founder Amar Bose died one day after Suzanne Vega's 54th birthday! who knew so many coincidences would occur, 1977 was not only the year that Three's Company debuted on TV, but the same year that Saturday Night Fever was first shown in Theaters. And Studio 54 was the famous club that Disco music was known to be played in during the 1970s. July 11th was Vega's birthday, and 7 x 11 = 77, 1977, the year I'm talking about. And well, if Amar Bose were to live longer in 2013, he would have been 84 years old that year, and 1984 was a big year for events too, the Macintosh, Three's Company ends it's run, Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah, Wham's Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, Prince's Purple Rain.<br /><br />Another interesting thing about 1977, the year that the first Star Wars movie got released, produced by George Lucas, the founder of THX,<br /><br />his name is George Luka, he lives on the second floor!

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and, here's another thing to make note of about all this:<br /><br />2016 was a devastating year for Suzanne-related musician deaths from artists signed to Columbia Records:<br /><br />David Bowie was the musician who started this Major Tom character canon with songs, and I described reasons why Thomas is the masculine version of the name Suzanne.<br /><br />Prince died of drug overdose, and he was engaged to somebody named Susannah in 1984, the same year that Purple Rain and When Doves Cry was released.<br /><br />Leonard Cohen died of old age, he had a song in 1984 called Hallelujah, his best known song besides Suzanne.<br /><br />George Michael died of, I think, drug overdose too, his band Wham had a hit song in 1984 called Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. Another interesting thing about George Michael, is that he got arrested for gay bathroom sex several years before Larry Craig got arrested for a similar incident, and what do ya know, Larry Craig has the same initials as Leonard Cohen, and also had a lover named Suzanne.<br /><br />well, I guess 1984 was a big year for all these Columbia Records artists who had hit songs in 1984, but David Bowie, for some reason fell under the "1984" radar.<br /><br />but there is also this to make note of, Apple Computer was a key player in computer technology. The Apple II was first released in 1977, same year Three's Company debuted on TV, and the Macintosh was first introduced in 1984, same year Thee's Company ended it's run, and to top it all off, Steve Wozniak married somebody named Suzanne in 1990, the same year that the Macintosh LC came out, and also, the same year the DNA remix of Suzanne Vega's song Tom's Diner came out, seeing as Tom's Diner would be used as song to aid development of the MP3 file format, but the a cappella version was used for that.<br /><br />very educational how I talked about this eh?

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if you ask me, the site died because users don't fully understand reasons to use YTMND instead of YouTube, even if I write a 1000 word essay about why the MP3 file format, the file format that YTMND sites depend on for audio, even exists in the first place, and not to mention the 1000 word essays I write about some of our favorite songs being blocked by acoustic fingerprinting bots on YouTube, seeing as YTMND doesn't have those bots to block MP3 files based on the acoustic fingerprinting of it's content, although YTMND blocks MP3 files based on their filesize, that's if their filesize exceed 8 megabytes of binary data.<br /><br />we really gotta keep our descriptions short, but it's hard to keep them short when we try to educate users on reasons to use YTMND instead of YouTube.

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It's been 12 years since I've used YTMND and I always come for these when someone dies.<br /><br />I don't know why.

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one day you are gonna die a slow, horrible death for terrorizing people with disabilities!

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if we made MP3 players that doubled as breathalyzer devices, that would be a good way to make sure singer/songwriter Suzanne Vega doesn't die in a car accident.

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This is the first time I've been back here in years and it warms my heart to see you're still semi-active. Hope all is well buddy, heroes never die <3

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Its actually pretty funny. BTC will die and other coins will take its place.

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Hey look, it's Read or Die!

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How many tribute YTMNDs do you think you'll get when you die? Maybe if you cared, then you wouldn't write comments like these.

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Aim is die now. What you on?

Still here...still here. May YTMND never die.

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"Like a steamer in the wind....the fart died before the STEAMER ever did" - ElTon Jaun

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No, he died. Srsly.

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It is this fate, I solemnly assure you, that I dread for you, when the time comes that you make your reckoning, and realize that there is no longer anything that can be done. May you never find yourselves, Intrepids, in such a position! Yet in any case, it were better to die ten thousand deaths, than to do anything out of servility towards Gr33nScr33n [or to sacrifice any of those who upvote for your good]. A noble recompense did the people of YTMND, for entrusting themselves to DarthWang's friends, and thrusting Artfags aside! And a noble recompense the fearcondom era, for driving away your shitposts, and surrendering to zavan. He is a slave, scourged and butchered! A noble clemency did show to Suzanne, who elected Leonard Cohen to command the music, and banished formerlyfeaturedfag. It is folly, and it is cowardice, to cherish hopes like these, to give way to evil counsels, to refuse to do anything that you should do, to listen to the advocates of the enemy’s cause, and to fancy that you dwell in so great a website that, whatever happens, you will not suffer any harm. Furthermore, Cyberman must be destroyed.

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Its too bad June died

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whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />I think I saw Suzanne Vega in this!<br /><br />to sum it up, JASON is formed by the first letters of each month between July and November.<br /><br />Suzanne Vega was born on July 11 (7/11), while Leonard Cohen died on November 7 (11/7)<br /><br />Friday the 13th is commonly compared to Nightmare on Elm Street, seeing as Freddy Krueger wore a fedora similar to the kind Leonard Cohen wore.

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One of these days Billy Dee Williams is actually going to die and the subsequent YTMND will make me very sad. Maybe YTMND will die first and spare me that pain, but that would make me sad too.<br /><br />...<br /><br />I'm depressed now...