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It was a regular day on 4chan, yes it was. Pornography and racism strewn about on /b/, nothing unusual. Then moot made the fateful decision...to make /b/ a War zone. Moot made the title or /b/ to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI." "Anonymous" in the name field changed to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI," and so did every post. /b/Tards had given up on trying, and so they took refuge on /x/. Together, they suffered a loss to their hometown. They spoke of moving to 4chan's high cousin 420chan temporarily if the problem moves to /x/. Doomsayers of /b/ were saying it was the end. While this was going on, /b/tards were pissed at moot for being more of a faggot than usual. Finally, a glimmer of light through the Flan-filled /b/ to find that the "PUDDI" bullshit has been taken down. The nightmare had ended, and /b/ resumed to be the lovable racist, porn filled imageboard it had been once before. Bu the memories still forever haunt /b/, as PUDDI will go down as the most faggerydaggerydoo thing moot has ever done. EVAR!

puddibullshit

MP3Raid It worked!

Bleh

SNOOOSNOOOO

Portal

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Just a little reminder for those of us who spend way too much time on internet bullshit that working is the moral thing to do.

gb2work

Edited noitu love 2 intro

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to Sheen, now back at your man, now back to Sheen. Sadly, he isn’t Sheen, but if he stopped using ladies scented marijuana and switched to crack rock, he could smell like he’s Sheen. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mansion with the Sheen your man could rant like. What’s in your hand, back at Sheen. He has it, it’s an oyster with two kilos of that thing you love (hard, hard drugs). Look again, the drugs are now hookers. Anything is possible when your man smells like Charlie Sheen and not a lady. I’m on a whore.

fromthegoodpeoplethatbroughtyouseaorg

http://ocremix.org/remix/OCR00268/

A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it? Text from Yahoo!: "A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up. 1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city. 2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires. I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great. Thank you." Best Answer: "The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward. After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing). Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."

detroitvampires

An mp3 file of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" downloaded from the iTunes library.

Only thing that kills him - true story.

onlythingthatkillsbarnes

platoon

in a lost episode of sienfield, larry david had jerry get amnesia after a terrible car accident, then kramer takes invites jerry to his cult meeting, and a confused jerry becomes indoctrinated with racial hatred. things become awkward when he goes to his girlfriends apartment, only to find that she has an african-american doorman in her building. this episode was never aired due to its racist subject matter

signfeld

a newfound jerry

How can there be hatred in the world that is so magical?

itsabeautifullife

We love and miss you Michael!!!

Beyonce's new song which sounds like incomprehensible gibberish is definitely talking about a pterodactyl beiber.

PTERODACTYLBIEBER

A tiny clip from beyonce's best thing i never, with the only two words that make sense.

Not the worst thing that could

MotherEffingPopcorn

Tyhay movie wit titanic guy

Human interaction leads to suffering. The only thing that you can do to minimize that suffering for yourself is to inflict it on others and take joy in doing so.

shitontheworld

Oh, diddums doesn't like ear rape? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING MEANT TO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED EAR RAPE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR OWN PISS THROUGH A STRAW YOU MORON

Yeah. That bit from the beginning of the Nero track Me and You. You think the song's gonna start, but it never does.

neroloops

nero

ya know?

thatthingfrombefore

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that creepy thing saying youer not perfect from courage the cowardly dog.

notperfect

YOUR ENOT PERFECT FROM COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG

Prompt for a ytmnd: make the first thing that comes into your head when you see a ytmnd. ...fuck this.

noneed

Pretty awesome game.

WE HAVE RETURNED TO RETURN OUR FORMERLY GLORY! NOTHING CAN STOP OUR IMMOVABLE MOVEMENT!

ikonofikons

That "God is an Awesome God" song thing

For those that think "Sorry I'm Not" is an OK thing to say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't stop staying "sorry I'm not" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

sorryimnot

YTMND

I have nuts already, thanks for offering though.

batmannuts

batman thing song by that guy who makes the cartoons on youtube harry partrige or whatever

The 1964 Beach Boys Christmas album ended on one side with them singing Aud Lang Syne, which ended with Denny wishing everyone a merry Christmas. Denny screwed up and misspoke, and they left it in the song. Playing this in the morning was the only thing that would get my roommate out of bed in college.

thisisdenny

Jah Google

Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

behindthewaterfall

[i]Work Ericka[/i] by ErickaToure Aviance

i just want to look at this photo

amandaisthehappiestgirlever

bright eyes

After this scene, Anthony Michael Hall's character proceeds to ask an ashen corpse for her panties, which now smell a bit like pizza. He takes it to the bathroom and everybody rubs it with their dick. Then later, the boy she likes wonders, "How come her panties are all burnt up? Didn't you rape her before you burned her alive?" He tried pretending that he did rape her, and that he purposefully left the panties on her because he "[i]likes that sort of thing[/i]", but the guy just thought he was a pussy.

fiery

It was handed down unto me. Stay tonight, And suck upon my balls, Come tomorrow, I'm gonna shave 'em bald.

Idk. I'm sorry mom.

supermegaultrabad

http://www.boogiejack.com/sound_effects.html

In 2009. WWE worked a storyline in which Randy Orton punted Vince McMahon in the head as Vince was trying to fire him. The next week, as Orton "apologized" to Mr. McMahon and the McMahon family, Orton revealed that he was suffering from a mental disorder known as Intermittent Explosive Disorder, and claimed that 16 million Americans suffer from it yearly. Lo and Behold, on the July 8, 2012 episode of No Agenda, hosts Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discussed this disorder as part of the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, a.k.a. DSM IV, and the treatments for it, including various Big Pharma drugs that are designed to treat mental disorders. As the first thing I thought of when Adam and John began to discuss IED on No Agenda was Orton's IED storyline, I decided to mash up Orton's IED storyline with Adam and John's discussion of IED. BTW, I think IED is a phony disease just invented to sell more drugs and make drug companies and corrupt doctors rich. Enjoy!

ied

WWE and No Agenda Podcast

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

Don't we all agree that life is too short to enjoy all things fun?

myshortdallaslife

mp3skull.com

A one in a trillion guy. Please don't bolt (run away). All of the pictures are absolutely real, of a real guy. He has actually looked like all of these things at one point. He raised his kids well. That is, they like to run away. When seen together in public, he will often tell them not to "bolt", since they tend to do that.

dontbolt

Mind Your Manners - Chiddy Bang

Rep. Todd Akin explains how a female does shut that whole thing down

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"Is there such a thing as an absolute and timeless enemy? There is no such thing, and never has been. And the reason is that our enemies are human beings like us... They can only be our enemies in relative terms."

marvelous

MGS2 OST -- Free to Decide