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?NAVY SEAL | superawesome6 | (3.36) | 10,453 | 2015-01-27 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
navyseal
sound origin:
from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers
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?(nsfw) Chicken Children | mrozz | (3.00) | 1,846 | 2015-04-29 |
description:
[b]Ozymandias[/b]
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".
[i]~ Percy Bysshe Shelley[/i]
domain:
chickenchildren
sound origin:
Ray Gaskins
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?BC/DC | occidoxy | (3.50) | 601 | 2015-05-28 |
description:
‘Of all things, to live in darkness must be the worst.’ -Young Caine
‘Fear is the only darkness.’ -Master Po
‘Never assume that because a man has no eyes, he cannot see.’ -Master Po
‘Close your eyes. What do you hear?’ -Master Po
‘I hear the water. I hear the birds.’ -Young Caine
‘Do you hear your own heartbeat?’ -Master Po
‘No.’ -Young Caine
‘Do you hear the grasshopper which at your feet?’ -Master Po
‘Old Man, how is it that you hear these things?’ -Young Caine
‘Young Man, how is it that you do not?’ -Master Po
[via https://anuradhaedirisuriya.wordpress.com/2012/04/08/kung-fu-1972-tv-series-quotes-season-1/]
domain:
bcdc
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUSVtpB0hg8
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?Hubacub | Hubacub | (1.00) | 665 | 2015-06-13 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
Hubacub
sound origin:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM
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?Testy254 | nuva254 | (3.50) | 207 | 2015-07-01 |
description:
Just figuring out how to use this
domain:
testingnuva
sound origin:
Youtube. First thing that pops us when searching "f-zero big blue remix"
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?Inquisitive Turtle | schnur | (2.00) | 900 | 2015-08-18 |
description:
Turtle is confused about that thing on his back.
domain:
InquisitiveTurtle
sound origin:
sound file is public domain
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?lacrossestar83TMND: JOKE on the Water (BRAN... | madDogSoldier | (3.72) | 3,296 | 2015-08-21 |
description:
We all came out to YTMND
On the POLAND shoreline
To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT
We didn't have much time
Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some moon man with a kramer
Burned the site to the ground
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
They burned down the funny site
It died with an awful sound
a funky LANDO was running in and out
Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But POLAND time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky
JOKE on the water
We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog
It was empty, cold and bare
But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red BONGS, a few old beds
We made a place to POOP STAINS
No matter what we get out of this
I know, I know we'll never forget
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
domain:
tournamenting
sound origin:
LAAAAAAAAAAX Gillan
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?dygttisy | dfcgrid | (1.00) | 753 | 2015-09-25 |
description:
Did you get that thing I sent you?
domain:
dygttisy
sound origin:
Harvey Birdman
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?Chadformers™ | DarthWang | (3.92) | 2,368 | 2015-10-13 |
description:
In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City.
On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy.
Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief.
The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo.
On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs.
Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.
domain:
autobot
sound origin:
When the BALLINbots arrive Anthony crashes their Caddy through one of The Wii's controllers and they find themselves separated within its ass. The Mexican Niggaz fight back against The Wii, but The Wii crushes their Caddy.
Inside The Wii, Anthony confronts Nick Daddy while the lil fat bitch and the other BALLINbots rescue the survivors of The Wii's assault on H-Town's moons. The BALLINbots and Nintendo work together to fight The Wii. Nick Daddy tries to assist Anthony, knowing that The Wii is a greater threat, only for The Wii to force Nick Daddy to run up on a nigga. Anthony recovers the PSTriple and unleashes its power, transforming him into A BALLIN' True Nigga. Anthony throws Nick Daddy into space, then unleashes the Triple's true power, obliterating The Wii. Anthony leads the BALLINbots out of The Wii before it explodes. The BALLINbots reclaim H-Town. The Wii's deal-dough orbits H-Town as a new satellite.
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?Surfing the Web in 2015 | DrellAssassin | (1.50) | 278 | 2015-10-18 |
description:
All of the things that pervade my internet surfing in 2015
domain:
surfingin2015
sound origin:
Can You Dig It (Iron Man 3 Main Titles) by Brian Tyler
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?Data's favorite R.E.M. album | anystrom | (3.92) | 6,017 | 2015-10-30 |
description:
Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up".
Background and recording
With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out.
R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements.
The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing.
Music
In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward".
Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.
domain:
datarem
sound origin:
itisgreen.ytmnd.com
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?(nsfw) Valve Law Violations list O' | ldrancer | (1.50) | 1,671 | 2015-11-25 |
description:
heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything.
The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for.
good to see you guys.
domain:
valveviolatesinternetanonimity
sound origin:
editted it- frank zappa- titties and beer
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?A Message to our Missing Overlord | Mansquito | (4.33) | 1,089 | 2015-12-14 |
description:
max, I'm going to impart some wisdom to you that my grandfather passed down to me. He was a glass-is-half-full type of guy. And when things looked completely hopeless, he'd gently place his hand on my shoulder, usually when we were alone on the porch in front a setting sun, and he would say, 'Just because a body is dead doesn't mean you cant fuck the corpse. Always look on the brightside.'
domain:
babycumback
sound origin:
tim and eric
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?Stapth DimensiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | DarthWang | (3.40) | 1,248 | 2016-01-08 |
description:
Darth Stapler OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpens a pOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrtal to Staplerspace, and Darth Stapler falls through, and the whole thing is recorded on camera by Darth Stapler... however that's supposed to work
domain:
banpedotown
sound origin:
DevNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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?ayy rmao | FruitSmax | (2.00) | 1,159 | 2016-02-09 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
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?Taste The Grell | uniquelyrach | (1.00) | 408 | 2016-02-20 |
description:
Why am I not allowed to post anime. I just wanna make a silly thing with anime in it. Why is that bad? Please don't take this down
domain:
touchthegrell
sound origin:
Shinkou, the Grell theme song.
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?(nsfw) Fatman's Ultimate Obscene Song | DougFukkie | (2.25) | 2,269 | 2016-04-08 |
description:
Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4
Lyrics:
awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA
domain:
fatmanultimateobscenesong
sound origin:
Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song
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?Microsoft wants you hacked | ldrancer | (4.00) | 1,019 | 2016-06-09 |
description:
Microsoft wants you to crossreference your computer to sites and get hacked. See the big yes, see the non-no button its not a button its in the other thing which makes it not a button. there are no analog buttons like that anywhere, its not classified as a button this shit on this part of windows sucks. they want yoru computer cross linked to a site, which will get you hacked. just like 3rd party cookies are spyware, and microsoft didnt want to remove those, give you the option to turn them off, in ie6, i think it was. They said they didnt want them to not get money.
i cant find the fucking link anymore, anyway i watched it.
ever seen the commercial where the burn this folder to cd icon was put in every folder on vista? yaa its there still.
gotta say that page when it opens, also bothers you when the page slides down when that popup, comes up when the page opens and slides the page down, getting in your way, making you push the button to get rid of the shit. include it in the os not claim some fake word dlc or some fucking bullshit.
domain:
microsoft3rdpartycookiesie6
sound origin:
explorer
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?Cut | joshBowersAtec | (3.00) | 1,136 | 2016-07-10 |
description:
The first thing that came to my mind when I thought about "cut"
domain:
pokeCut
sound origin:
http://www.freesound.org/people/arithni/sounds/83630/
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?Thank You Max | BoredJedi | (4.44) | 2,317 | 2016-09-01 |
description:
For giving me a venue to be creative as hell for all these years. I always thought that this place would outlive me but sadly looks like it's the other way around. Just wish things worked out better for you with ytmnd.
domain:
thankyoumax
sound origin:
TheFatRat - Monody (feat. Laura Brehm)
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?RIP Gaming Chair | N7Infiltrait0r | (3.67) | 1,557 | 2016-12-19 |
description:
Watching Nick with the gaming chair, it was suddenly so clear. The chair would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be friends who came and went over the years, this thing, this gaming chair was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
domain:
ripgamingchair
sound origin:
Utter sadness.
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?(nsfw) I dont think that them niygers who tortured th... | ldrancer | (3.00) | 1,957 | 2017-01-13 |
description:
you know
misspelling in the title, it should be niggers
because, we can just call it as it is. labeled, again by who? who labeled it and pisssed somoen off more. its to say they want ot piss somene off more with this shit. thats exactly what theyre tryign to do with it. This is what these, things they use, the hate crimes they call them, are. This shows what they are really just an excuse to get more attention, brought to them, and get someone pissed off. an excuse for later behavoiurs they will have. DONT CALL IT HATE CRIME> WELL CALL IT NIGGERS.
FUCK. you assholes.
ok. and well, implications. of this. like NOT doing it, would be great, wonderful you know. So, something I dont want to hear about, you know, all day .. is HATE. fucking and if they start to label all these as, hate. how much hate do you THINK THEY CAN PEDDLE FUCKK. PEDDLE IN IN ANY WEAY THEY ANT TO IF ITS THE REACTINOS THEY LOOK FOR OR WHAT, THEYLL USE IT. DO YOU THINK RETALTION TO HATE CRIMES WILL EAD TO WAR? FUCK SHIT SHUTUP.
FUCK YO8UR HATE CRIMES YOUR BULLSHIT YOUR TIME YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM EVERYONE. SOLUTION ONLY ALLOWED.
domain:
ateeight
sound origin:
mr bungle -
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?Jerry Maguire Video Store | airbud | (3.00) | 1,435 | 2017-01-17 |
description:
The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit Gallery will be a perfect re-creation of a video rental store circa 1996, but instead of carrying thousands of porn quadrilogies and action movie knockoffs, this store will carry only Jerry Maguire on VHS. Seeing thousands of Jerrys finally reunited will forever destroy the viewers’ previous perception of culture, waste, and existence as a whole. The Jerrys are a beautiful thing.
And this is only the beginning. At the Jerry Maguire Video Store, EIT! will be unveiling plans for the enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all the world’s Jerrys will live until the end of time. Everything Is Terrible! has been working with a team of architects, engineers, and builders to design the epic monument to America’s consumption. Now they need your help to make this stupid dream a reality. All proceeds from the Jerry Maguire Video Store will go towards the land, materials, and labor that are needed to build the Jerry Maguire Pyramid. If you can’t come to Los Angeles, you can still help by making a financial donation and by mailing Jerrys to PO Box 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050. This is the stupidest incarnation of the American dream and it must be realized.
domain:
jerrymaguire
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRMTahRj0g
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?Chadazoid! | DarthWang | (3.83) | 2,490 | 2017-03-21 |
description:
The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz".
Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick
Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga.
While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.
domain:
connector
sound origin:
ABAP
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?Meme4Laif | MrSniperRo | (3.00) | 450 | 2017-07-31 |
description:
Funny memes and pics. Laugh and forgot about the fact the bad things that happend today.
domain:
meme4laif
sound origin:
Hi.
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?Grammar Lesson For Blizzard Employees | Jessrond | (4.00) | 506 | 2017-10-07 |
description:
A poorly thought-out whiny post commenting on the poor grammar of Blizzard Employees that pops up in the Brawler's Guild area of the game. Expecting a record number of downvotes on this thing, so here goes n'un.
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GrammarLessonForBlizzard
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Downloaded an MP3 of "Strong Bad's Grammar Song" from nodivisions.com after I Googled searching for an MP3 of the song.
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?Ex-intelligence chiefs: President Trump is being �... | Kapowski | (3.00) | 956 | 2017-11-12 |
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WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan.
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playedby
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Russia
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?(nsfw) Net Neutrality is the only thing that keeps YT... | NetNeutrality | (3.75) | 2,256 | 2017-12-12 |
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YTMND is dead if net neutrality ends.
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Net-Neutrality
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net neutrality
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?I'M A FOOT DOCTOR ROCK | KJS12 | (4.38) | 1,699 | 2018-02-10 |
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Just so you know, i'm still alive. It's just that i've been busy with other things in life.
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wereallfootdoctors
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See the background origin.
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?Palpatine tells Anakin that Jizz and Snot Are The S... | tenantennae | (3.67) | 490 | 2018-05-06 |
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palpatinetellsanakinjizzandsnotarethesamething
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