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Facebook instituted its biggest executive shakeup in its 15-year history this week, appointing new leaders for WhatsApp, Messenger and Facebook’s core app while giving other longtime Facebook executives new responsibilities, including a new effort to tackle blockchain technology. The moves, which were announced internally to employees today, are meant to improve executive communication and user privacy, but the changes also come as Facebook contends with the backlash from the U.S. presidential election, revelations of manipulation by the Russian government and the recent Cambridge Analytica scandal. CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reorganized the social giant’s product and engineering organizations into three main divisions, including a new “Family of apps” group run by Chief Product Officer Chris Cox, the executive previously in charge of the core Facebook app. Cox will now oversee Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger, according to multiple sources, four social apps with a combined reach of more than five billion monthly users. Facebook is also building a new team dedicated to blockchain technology. David Marcus, the executive in charge of Facebook’s standalone messaging app, Messenger, is leaving that post to run the blockchain group, these sources said. That new team will fall under one of the other three divisions, referred to as “New platforms and infra,” which will be managed by CTO Mike Schroepfer. Facebook’s AR, VR and artificial intelligence efforts will also live under Schroepfer’s division. Longtime Facebook exec Javier Olivan, the company’s VP of growth, will oversee the third division, called “Central product services,” which includes all of the shared features that operate across multiple products or apps such as ads, security and growth. Surprisingly, no one appears to be leaving Facebook. Just a lot of old faces in new places. You may have noticed from the diagram that almost all of Facebook’s top product and engineering execs are men. That’s true, though Facebook does have a number of high ranking and influential female product executives that aren’t directly involved in these changes. For example: Fidji Simo, who runs video; Deb Liu, who runs Marketplace; and Julie Zhuo, who runs design. Then, of course, there’s Sheryl Sandberg on the business side of things. The changes all come at an interesting time for Facebook and Zuckerberg, who has been openly discussing his need to take more responsibility for Facebook’s impact on the world. Zuckerberg’s New Year’s resolution was to fix Facebook, and restructuring the team is clearly part of that fix. The hope is that these new roles will keep more open lines of communication among executives without hurting the speed Facebook is known for. (“Move fast and break things,” remember?)

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news

So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup. All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all. Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others. In total, as far as I know, five people were hit. AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit. Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified. Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows. Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism". Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png) If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.

elephant-is-down

yes yes

Four things that never meet do here unite To shed my blood and to ravage my heart, A radiant brow and tresses that beguile And rosy cheeks and a glittering smile.

birdmaiden

Aerosmith

listen to it. its leeroooy .. mmmbaaggins why does anybody say jenkins? He plainly says leeroy Baggins I remember that's all I ever knew of it, and when i'd look it up, id look up leeroy baggins. now it doesnt give you a answer. i had to search more stuff to find it, and its listed jenkins? wtf? why its baggins and sounds baggins. FUCK

leeroybaggins

he plainly says leeroy baggins. after years of not watching or seeing this, i went to look it up. i see everyoone listing it as leeroy jenkins. Im like wtf. is this the same thing what is this. i watch it and its the same thing i heard andd seen and knew it was baggins. lot of things i knew were seemed to been changed by blizzard to ruin what was originally original fun. my theory is blizzard changed this and have memory holed this after using up the real fun people had with this and changed all the original sites and listings of it. also you used to be able to drink enough in the game to throw up. that disappeard in a patch while I was playing. you cant find any infromation on that. im pretty sure i done that because there was no other reason to get drunk or drink in the game. all refrences to fun or any kind of degeneracy which is normal have been removed from the game by them. when you threw up, from being drunk, yu would end up from wasted to tipsy instantly

pilleater has found the noob software. now share. im reuploading this cause its pretty kkkool. can somone tell me what they call this girl btw

isthispilleater

dis thing online that got deleted now its on the yourthemannowdog dot com on the internet .www

Hey, YTMND, you still alive?!? OK, good, 'cause I'm gonna breath new life into you with this new upload. It's a mashup of an old (really old) meme with a "Queen" song. I thought up this new meme mashup not long after seeing the "Queen" biopic, "Bohemian Rhapsody". I don't feel I need to explain this one, seeing as this is the home to the original meme. Both involve bikes, I'll tell you that. I severely doubt that someone else made this meme idea before me, but if they did (I'm too lazy to check), I am terribly sorry. This is my first upload to this site (not sure if I'll upload another thing afterwards, although, from what it sounds like, this might also be my last upload. :'( ) Anyway, please enjoy (and I'm sorry.) Go check out where this original meme came from: http://mybike.ytmnd.com/ (I just noticed, this is, like, bringing everything full-circle.)

freddiestolemybicycle

"Bicycle Race" - Queen "Ni**a Stole My Bike" - Duezce

LOL KHAN GETS IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION BUT WE HAVE TO GO TO COMMERCIAL WHAT UNFORTUNATELY TIMING AND NOW FOR A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM SOME VAGUE THING THAT WE CAN'T ACTUALLY SAY OUT LOUD LEST WE OFFEND SOME OF THE MORE SENSITIVE VIEWERS WHO MIGHT BE WEARY OF SUCH AN OCCURA

khanrightback

UNcited

Was bored so i made this. i think i am running out of ideas PLZ HELP

nedmcoronavirus

NEDM

A robot that looks like Keira Knightley and constantly blasts everyone around it with ear-shattering frequencies? Such a thing could only be the product of the diabolical mind of Psychoco- uh, I mean Dr. Wily. Yeah.

squarewoman

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcited

Fucking Flittermice As Satans Spys! Flittermice are the flitter and the mice that fly out of the thing and the frog and the arch arch arh rargh rarh

fuckingflittermice

Datkthrone - As Flittermice As Satans Spys

Cakey is their makeup, Catholics try to shake up, All the things that form their lives, but they're... Dead, their sighs, their songs They know what they do is wrong. Stay here with us, it's just time. Transylvanian Concubine.

churchmusicb

Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine (Manson)

Self-Explanatory. Not really going for a funny ytmnd or anything; just coincidental thing that sound similar.

gayban

https://youtu.be/B9rrS32ctQk

Weird how this boss is telling you not to do the same thing that he's trying to do to you... needless to say, losing to this guy is very painful. Also, the remixes in this game are taking longer than the previous ones...

dcydowac

Don't cite your sources with accuracy!

I hate Rick, so when I saw this clip where his day was just fucking ruined, it made my day. The best part for me is that Morty is just doing his own thing and completely unconcerned with Rick. For me, this is just pure schadenfreude.

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Rick and Morty Babies April Fool's day video from YouTube

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chatrandom

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Food ERP software is a need of the hour for food industries due to its effectiveness in all the aspects of the process within the industry. The apex management team can ensure effective management of resources. If you are curious to know more about food ERP then keep reading this article. Quality Management Effective quality control is what sets you apart from your competitors. Quality is the only thing that matters to your customers especially when it comes to food and beverage products. So, which tool or process helps you to deliver consistent quality? The answer is quite simple: Food ERP. It allows full forward and backward lot traceability and important tools to track, trace and document it. These documents are forwarded to auditors, customers, and regulatory authorities. The best thing about this feature is that it functions in real-time. 2. Inventory Management Balanced inventory is a company's success because over-storage of raw materials leads to dead investment while under-storage causes a stoppage of the production process. So, what’s the solution for proper management of inventory. Again the answer is quite simple: food ERP. It allows you to find perfect inventory balance by considering the daily operation of the production process and organizing the workforce accordingly. You can easily inventory, a lot with a particular serial number in real-time. From these data and forecasted demand, you maintain the balance of your inventories with a comprehensive food ERP.

Fooderp

https://softengine.com/products/softengine/food-one/

Yeah so that's A thing (YSTAT) is a YTMND site that focuses on those mundane objects, or products, that don't function in a typical, or expected way that causes frustration.

YSTAT

Old demo from 2009.

While you were distracted...

brandnewthing

Offspring

Putin cannot remain in power. Actually never mind he can.

brandonthing

https://brandnewthing.ytmnd.com

If you can't tell, I make YTMNDs for things that are stuck in my head (mostly).

toofaggoty

Master Shake being sick of pussies

So far, this image has lasted for about two years in my HDD's world. I either used to think that this was the funniest thing in the episode, or I thought that it was a perfect pfp (which I still think).

youwouldntlasttwominutesinmyworld

Harvey Birdman S01E08

Do people even read this thing? whatever, I'm doing my best making these ytmnd's, I love this website so much you have no idea <3 I'm gonna try to upload more frequently even though the site is not that popular these days. (god I wish it was 2005-2007 again)

starfoxcar

YTMND

You'll see amazing things that YouTube doesn't allow and you'll only see them here.NSFW content is also allowed,so you won't have to worry about that

lamarberry

Sound Source:MEGA

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

The year 49,170 AD

Gilbert saw that cringey ass thing you just posted... DELETE IT.

gilbertsawthat

Shrouded from FNF Classified, composed by NeoBeat

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

Push Th' LIl Dasies

Many mistakes have been made. Paths which should have been taken are closed. The simple, beautiful things around are tainted by a tinge of regret. And the inevitability of future failure brings forth doom. All that's left to do is to drive.

doomandregret

CAN REMAIN SANE

I don't know what posessed me to make this... artwork. All I know is that it's the funniest thing ever.

Seinfeld2

Sienfeld

Welcome back to things that shouldn't exist but do.

chatback

Chatback Advert (AI voice used with Musicfy)

Need some propietary in your portfolio? Come on down to a Linus Tech Tips auction. Its all for CHARITY. (it is propietary because it was a prototype that was manufactured by someone and had the thing released)

lttauctions

if i never saw ltt again I'd be happy.