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Let me know if you have any suggestions for this one, or for any other shirts like it. What fad/site should I do next?

youhavetobetheretogetit-nsmb

nsmb

It's like Moon man killing you on your wedding day... witch he will probably do.

youhadbetterlearnyourfuckinglesson

don't you think?

I liked the picture, but I like it better animated. Do I care if you like it? No I made it for me. Image from: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php byMatthew Inman (The Oatmeal) GIF edited by Aubaine

catisgonnagetyou

Dexter Season 1x02

Both the spaces and the selector constantly shuffle like the real game, making over 50 results. Press the escape key to freeze the board! Avoid the most evil of whammies while going for big money! And if you are up for a real challenge, try your best to win...[b]the internet[/b]! This one definitely took more time and effort than most YTMNDs I've made. But I'm glad with how it turned out, and I hope you find yourself amused with it's contents. Inspired by dacompmandan's original Press Your YTMND, and brought to life more accurately with the new YTMND 2.0 functionality. Press F11 to go full screen. Should work with most web browsers (except Chrome, but they are working on it). Stop reading and play already. (Trip to polend has no cash value.) (Nor does the rest of this game, actually. Unless someone sponsors it. But I wouldn't ask anyone to do that. That would just be selfish.) (Also, cocks.)

pressyourluck2

Press [i]Our[/i] Luck

Meet Nick, an MBA, CEO, and Creative Director of Galt Mile Media Group, Inc. Nick likes to abuse Craigslist and has 359 live ads for his business. How does he do this? Well part of his success in placing so many ads could be due to the fact that he embeds his customer ads, in his ad, for his $199 Web site special. This may well serve to help hide that fact that he is posting so many ads from Craigslist ad filters, as it is not possible to place 15, of the same ads, without bypassing the ad posting filters. Nick is apperntly very Butt Hurt that someone called a number, he provided in in his many Craiglist ads, and asked the person who answered if they knew that their advertiser/website designer was using their company info, to assist in placing up to 15 prohibited ads a day on Craiglist. That does not sound like harassment Nick, you put the number in the ad, why did you put the number in the ad, if people are not supposed to use it? That does not make sense Nick, so maybe the problem is you are placing prohibited ads, inside prohibited ads, and you should not do that. Nick you make broad claims on your website that you are educated, ethical, and believe in Jesus. Well Nick, Jesus is watching, what do you have to say to him about this?

butthurtcraigslist

Butt Hurt Nick Voicemail Message from Galt Mile Media Group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE

Clouds have been plotting against humanity for thousands of years, this we know, but now they are finally unleashing their master plan to destroy all humans! I know this may sound like bullshit but it is true, and us here at the LOLCAT -(League of Lucid Cardiographers and Tacos) Are working on a million dollar project to permanently put an end to the evils that are plaguing our skies, but sadly we only have a budget of $0 so we're asking you, YES YOU, for help. Will YOU help your fellow humans in this battle for humanity?! OR WILL YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING!!! YOU MUST DECIDE THE FATE OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUR SPONSORSHIP!!

MothafuckinDanger

Mythwars

"So, do you like it?" "Well I like Chromeo"

penthouseshuffle

free download off of hbo.com

This website is dedicated to the sweetest most beautiful girl in the entire world. She's funny and cute and makes my whole world go round, she doesn't just spin it, doesn't just make it do loops, she makes it not just like an ordinary ride. It's like I'm in Disneyland every day <3 She's my best friend and my one true love, I am the happiest man to have ever met her. She's my angel and my salvation. She helps me go through anything. She's the strongest and most amazing girl in the world <3 But this is just a fraction of what she's really like, I hope one day people can find someone as great, like I have. But unfortunately you will not.. >///^////> cause I've already found the best <3 I love you and I always will love you Brooke <3 my sweet pocketgirl <3

IloveBrooke

Far away by Nickelback, our song <3

I found this song in the back of my memory and I decided to do a fake downtime page for YTMND. I made it just for fun, I don't want to impose my shitty design to whoever is building the graphics on YTMND. I'm really looking forward to see the new version and I couldn't help but let my imagination run. I hope you like it!

runoutofgreygoose

Lollipop - Down Down Down

I made this parody of the Dos Equis commercial because I always thought the slogan sounded like you should *NOT* drink it.

staythirsty

Dos Equis commercials

Human interaction leads to suffering. The only thing that you can do to minimize that suffering for yourself is to inflict it on others and take joy in doing so.

shitontheworld

Oh, diddums doesn't like ear rape? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING MEANT TO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED EAR RAPE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR OWN PISS THROUGH A STRAW YOU MORON

Chances are, there aren't that many YTMND users that have played Shrink High, but for those who have, they'll most likely understand the significance of this pic. I know this references a rather terrifying time for me in the game. It WAS optional to experience it though, but when I did, I was glad to finally be done with it (given about a dozen tries). What I found funny is that on my way back home, when this idea came in my head to do this, I saw some h.s. runners running down the street. Another coincidental, yet terrifying memory! You really got to get yourself a copy of the game, to get this reference. If you like GTS 'n' anime, I'll PM you how to get the game, if interested. There really wasn't much of a reward for doing said option, other than a fine [NSFW] shot, and living to tell about it. Believe it or not it took me about half a day's time to assemble this, not to whine, but I feel a bit rewarded for doing this, as I haven't made a YTMND site for a loooong time. The music on this site is a slight step up from the playback you hear in the actual game (thank you Direct MIDI to Mp3 for that), but when you do hear this in the game, you're about to experience the reference (if you can FIND it that is, heehee).

shrinkhighshoes

Kbgm

SIR CAN YOU DRAW ME A DOG, BUT ITS LIKE DEAD IN THE STREET, CAN YOU DO THAT.

ginalombardo

SIR

I'm really sick and fuccking tired of all these trolls coming out of the woodwork saying dumbass shit about my sites. "Duuuuuurrrrr Adolph hitler" "UR SITES SUCK LOL NIGGER" gets fucking old after its repeated for about the billionth time this week. Furthermore, its really fucking racist and unfunny to say these things, even if you're being "ironic" and "doing it for the lulz". Newsflash! It's 2012. Try and fucking act like it. We don't need your pre-2005 sense of humor polluting this site. So this site is a final warning, to you unwashed dregs, 'tarded teens and general asswads who want to come on my sites and post hateful comments. DONT fucking do it. I will report your ass and you WILL be banned by a mod.

goawayplease

Get bent hater guy

For those that think "Sorry I'm Not" is an OK thing to say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't stop staying "sorry I'm not" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

sorryimnot

YTMND

Dota 2 is a Good Game upcoming by the studio IceGabe. Unlike some other gay Dumb games dota 2 Features Gay and Spacefarts. In addition you can pick a gay dumb Hero instead of soemthing that is Good, and be the quarterback of your team. Do you yearn to see an endless expanse of glistening man-backs and man-butts laid out before your eyes like so many feasts for a King? Then don't do not play this game, play it instead.

dota2goodgames

dota 2 fantastic voice acting + Guest Starring S.F.'s

Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha. Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics. -------- Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards, Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers, Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks, Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax. Then he'll set fire to KFC, C. And the N AA C P, P. He's doing arsony, ny. Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube, Sawing off your mother's boob, boob, Making a vat of boiled nigger soup... Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every nigger jew and spic. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every afro wearing bitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer, and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer. Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet, but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet. I'm always violating civil rights, rights, Creating a world for whites, whites, Bitches downvote my sites, sites. Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out, Or til SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shut it....down. Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every, one whose name is Mitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Some Mexicans under a bridge, Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh! Moon Man, He steals your socks, He rapes your hamster, With his Moon Cock, He can cure cancer. I'll put into, your mother's cunt, a shopping cart, full of angry panthers. Moon Man, He makes commercials, And kills Afghanis, If you're not careful, He'll replace your granny. He calls you gay, On Groundhog Day, And then I'll say KKKKKK! Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in, Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, if you flinch, He will give your nipples a pinch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!

tikkktokkk

The multi-mooniverse

I had to do daffy's voice at Bug's request which was extremely difficult since I didn't know how to do it. Whatever...fuck you if you don't like it.

bugsisback

Bugs Bunny doc

Everybody do that bump! If you're like 10, this was what you missed out on, go look it up and have your mind fucked.

bumpyinthenight

mr bumpy and squishinton

Pandora Species: Canine Gender: Herm Age: old enough to know better Height: ? Weight: ? cock length: 24"(2') hair color: blonde breasts size: 44DD She likes to stroke her cock for hours and cum all over everything

They-Call-Me-Trinity

YouTube

This is my most controversial addition to the Thunderwing Music Channel. On September 11, 2001, the United States of America suffered the worst terrorist attack of its then 225-year history when the World Trade Center was destroyed when hijacked planes ran into the Twin Towers. However, over the past decade since, evidence has emerged that hints that it might have been a false flag. Then-President George W. Bush's lack of a surprised reaction when he was told that the WTC was attacked was suspicious, as was the British Broadcasting Corporation's report that building WTC 7, which was not hit by a plane, had collapsed, as that report occurred before WTC 7 fell. Also suspicious is the very involvement of Al-Qaeda. The WTC attack was allegedly masterminded by Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, who had previously been a CIA tactician. The CIA armed him and rebels in Afghanistan in the 1980s as they fought off an invasion from the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Before Al-Queda was the name of a terrorist group, it was the name of the CIA's database of arms smugglers used, along with Saudi Arabia, to funnel arms into the anti-USSR resistance in the 1980s. Larry Silverstein, the owner of WTC7, told the NYC fire department to "pull it," or demolish WTC7, after it was reported to him that the FDNY could not contain the fire destroying WTC7. I know most of you will think I'm a crackpot, but I do believe that 9/11 was a false flag used to expand the wars for oil in the Middle East and Africa, and give Congress and the President an excuse to pass laws, like the Patriot Act, that rob us of our civil and Constitutional rights. Look into the evidence. Enjoy the song, and please buy it on iTunes or Amazon.com if you like it.

binladenremix

[i]Bin Laden[/i] single by Immortal Technique

I've been doing these experiments late at night where I get down in the push-up position and attempt to phase through the carpet and flooring. It hasn't worked yet, but once it does I'm going to phase into several Target stores and steal as many pillows as I can possibly carry. I'm going to have so many pillows, it's gonna be crazy. Like -- you don't even know.

killing-TMND-softly

TV's FRANK

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

Whore-Ratio Sands

I'd love to show you my Homer Simpson pussy ;-) Hope you liked it as well as I do, thus joining the team of Homersexual people ;-)

homervagina

windows sound lib

Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Do you like it? Do you like it like this?

doyoulikeitareyoureadyforthis

Musique - In The Bush

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

If you like it I'll do more. So like it.

bigblackcockinyourass

cheeks

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Youtube.

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

Mister softee