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People comes to me and says, Heyy, Skwisgaar, I'm pretty good at sweeper picks, yo, checks it out! Hey, I'm good! But the truth is no, you're not, you're a liar, go homes, takes a shower, and wash, wash the shames off of you because you sucks.

skwisgaarrocks

Dethklok - Duncan Hills Coffee - See Description.

No Photoshop was used!!!!

atrwr

"Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand

Home of the SHIKAGO KABUSU

fukudome

Take Me Out to the Ballgame from a local team site

no description given.

bushoe

just lame.

capcom-vs-nsk

take me out+edit

LOL!

port

Franz Hootienand: Take me out (and buy me a TCBCR LOL)

splish splash I was taking a bath All about a staurday night Rubbed up Just relaxin in the tub Thinkin everything was alright Well I got out the tub Put my feet on the floor I wrapped the towel around me Then I opened up the door and then S

splishsplashhottubextravaganza

not sure

Rich little leaguers destroy the last bucket of KFC and thus cause bankruptcy. Reginald is frightened.

kfclittleleague

Take Me Out To The Ballgame - Pipe Organ

BaseballDudez

LOL!

shagg

Franz Lasernand - Take Me Out (by shooting me with lasers)

As I told my friend on AIM yesterday (12/15/09): "wonder if anyone has written a fantasy story about me and my mom". Finding out that no one surprisingly did,I decided to take matters into my own hands.

darrellwood

http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=32691

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

BuyMeSomePeanutsAndCrackerjacks

SportsCenter + edits

Nicholas Cage is tormented at the ballpark

beesball

take me out to the ball game. NOT THE BEES wickerman 2006

Two guys walking in a cool fashion with franz ferdinand take me out, playing.

blacdra

Franz Ferdinand- Take me out

Ok, I was looking for this particular song on here, but did not find it. This will take up like 3 mb of server space, which isn't much, so eat me. There are lot of worse ytmnd's out there using more space.

anotheroneyeah

I cut it out of Thin Lizzy's dancing in the moonlight

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.

Dear Neighbors, I love this trail. I pick up your litter. I pick up your dogs' shit. I get muscled into the mud by you rich, horseback assholes who think you have the right of way. You park your boats on the trail. You dump your yard waste on the trail. You build fences on this trail like you can claim this trail. You destroy the trail. You've stolen my roses, which I planted for you. You've stolen my palm tree, which I planted for you. You come to this trail and you pick it apart. You come to this trail to take. Part of me is inside you now. -Neighbor out.

blackberrypeespree

Death Grips I've Seen Footage

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

a promise of never my items used for using my game are never dropped out of their asses. what does someone here think im stupid, .. fuck. randomly means never. promise was them stealing, claiming too, at the same time, which never happenned, that people wanted this. NOBODY fucking wanted it. not one person, everybody bitched and griped. in game though, its like 1 out of every 15 people im guessing but they never say nothng, out of the people talking, it makes sense though. 1 out of 10 will say its shit with and agree with me that it is. it seems like 1 out of 24 or so. though. just saing that thats how many of their emplooyeess they have. seriously they quoted me my game time when i told them the game was screwed up and they dindt have a game and my game shouldnt degrade. drm used to degrade. valve first at work. not going to happen, one way or another i will get my money back. son of a bitches with worst game on earth.

killingthievesisthethingtodo

i hope that funkintelligence don't get pissed at me. thats a song they done. im using it, cause i think its neat. dont be pissed. im using it. hah. ehhhhh funkintelligence, ripped off their damn website. dont be pissed. im palying it im not a pice of shit like valve i can use shit thats others. at leaset i think about getting permissionfirst. and, eh, hey funkintelligence, i was around where you where playing, and almost met you guys. so. whate the fuck ever. my names, included in my user name take the damn ld out. and the ... never mind. but youguys ithink know ..well whatever this songs cool. i could of met you guys if id went with someone playing. wellllllllllllll ldrancer(a)roadrunner(dot)com im taking up for this copyright. hi my names valve fuck you we'll scam otheres with everything we can think of cause thiers no laws saying other. sorry everyone had to read this shit

Take Meowth

takemeowth

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Youtube.

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind. And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed, when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid. Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left but Now you know I'm utterly mad And They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, haa haa To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, And this is how you pay me back for All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds, Hah? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt! And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see.....

funny-farm

Dr Demento - Funny Farm

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

Mister softee

Darth Stapler and Ugoff introduce Boredpedo to Chris Hansen, who, upon seeing his pedofaggotry, deals with him in the most decisive manner possible. What is this manner, you may ask? He first tells him to take a seat, but upon seeing the extent of Boredpedo's depravity, he decides to instead... well, you'll just have to watch the site to find out. But trust me, it isn't pretty (both because it is quite violent, and because I deliberately didn't draw it very well)

way-back

The things Boredpedo said to the actress who plays Stephanie when she was 12 years old and Darth Stapler's response

Gangstalkig exposed. ITS NOT ME. I hid the picture and audio was editted a little to protect his identity from faggots. This guy takes his camera out and uses it and asks questions. So the next time some faggot tells you there not conspiracies, fuck them.

gangstalkingexposed

fuckkkk

i don't know if you'll forgive me For being so blind To how you felt Don't ask me why i couldn't see it It might take years to figure out And thats not something i know much about But theres one way to find out Yeah,yeah,yeah What i know is that i hurt you oh What i know is that i suck And what i know is that i'm sorry What i know is that i'm a Loser,yeah What i know is i Screwed up And that i never earned your trust And what i know is everything i touch Just turns to Dust

whatiknow

Downtown Sasquatch

taking me out of my dreams you opened it up and you have to close it cant kill your way out of it

carlasimmons

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(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

aggress

news

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

easy is easy but where does that leave me for better or worse with my just deserts symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts all or nothing, the brain's quite something it's a wonder sometimes and I wonder sometimes symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts theory of the mind contrast compare conjure aware a whole conscious being pencil and smarties false belief parties we'll invite Sally and Anne to figure out the what, where, if and when symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts incidentally your brain has bent me over backwards sometimes how to make sense of a mind symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts theory of the mind contrast compare conjure aware a whole conscious being I need to take time time of mine to think of better words and a chorus that doesn't hurt symbolizing signifying symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts

falsebeliefparties

Our song "False Belief Parties"