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Jesus has touched down to earth and got infatuated with a peculiar dancing rhythm arcade machine

JJR

SySF. feat. Anna - Look to the Sky

Anime Jesus rules, bro.

ANJEISLORD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JEWThJhL1Y

Some other crap found on Earthstation1.com: "Another contributed production by our good friend Clay Loomis, this one of Dr. Fred Price of "The Ever Increasing Faith Ministries" in California. It's his prescription for how to love drug dealers into loving Jesus Christ - smash their heads in with a brick. Yes, really!"

crazypotaddledpastor

Earthstation1.com

Dion Fortune (born Violet Mary Firth, 6 December 1890 – 6 or 8 January 1946) was a British occultist, ceremonial magician, novelist and author. She was a co-founder of the Fraternity of the Inner Light, an occult organisation that promoted philosophies which she claimed had been taught to her by spiritual entities known as the Ascended Masters. A prolific writer, she produced a large number of articles and books on her occult ideas and also authored seven novels, several of which expound occult themes. Fortune was born in Llandudno, Caernarfonshire, North Wales, to a wealthy upper middle-class English family, although little is known of her early life. By her teenage years she was living in England's West Country, where she wrote two books of poetry. After time spent at a horticultural college she began studying psychology and psychoanalysis at the University of London before working as a counsellor in a psychotherapy clinic. During the First World War she joined the Women's Land Army and established a company selling soy milk products. She became interested in esotericism through the teachings of the Theosophical Society, before joining an occult lodge led by Theodore Moriarty and then the Alpha et Omega occult organisation. She came to believe that she was being contacted by two Ascended Masters, the Master Rakoczi and the Master Jesus, and underwent trance mediumship to channel the Masters' messages. In 1922 Fortune and Charles Loveday claimed that during one of these ceremonies they were contacted by Masters who provided them with a text, The Cosmic Doctrine. Although she became the president of the Christian Mystic Lodge of the Theosophical Society, she believed the society to be uninterested in Christianity, and split from it to form the Community of the Inner Light, a group later renamed the Fraternity of the Inner Light. With Loveday she established bases in both Glastonbury and Bayswater, London, began issuing a magazine, gave public lectures, and promoted the growth of their society. During the Second World War she organised a project of meditations and visualisations designed to protect Britain. She began planning for what she believed was a coming post-war Age of Aquarius, although she died of leukemia shortly after the war's end. Fortune is recognised as one of the most significant occultists and ceremonial magicians of the early 20th century. The Fraternity she founded survived her and in later decades spawned a variety of related groups based upon her teachings. Her novels in particular proved an influence on later occult and modern Pagan groups such as Wicca.

DionFortune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mxLhLQvIn8

Jesus Christ help us all, Lord!

jesuschristhelpusalllorde

https://youtu.be/_dPHkSOR2zc

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kinky

Jammable

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goldmer

Jammable

A snippet of the kind of psychosis that hard-core Fundamentalist Christianity seems to promote. The angry end of another episode of Truth2Ponder with Bob "should have a" Biermann, then 2:12 in, you get "Classic Redneck Radio" rambling about Jesus, Patriot radio, other jibber-jabber. NA5B WebSDR

radiomiamiinterational5950kHz

Off-air NA5B recording of WRMI's 5950 kHz (5.950 MHz) transmitter.

Jesus is coming back soon

epicchristmaneuver

epic maneuver

Jesus baptized by John the Baptist in the River Jordan at age 30 and then began his ministry.

Jesusloveus

Our God is an awesome God

have some prozac

wolfwood

jesus of suburbia- green day

https://www.nobodyfuckswiththejesus.com/

nobody-fucks-with-the-jesus

https://www.nobodyfuckswiththejesus.com/jesus.wav

jesus wept

rollingface

ripped from CD i own

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suffer

The Ziggens - Jesus I Trust In You

SUPER BROLY LOVES JESUS

superbrolylovesjesus

internet

BROLY LOVES JESUS

BROLYLOVESJESUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM

Absolutely water Fall Guys legline, I'm not straight I jumped over none of them, I'm not straight Crewmate Pea crewmate pea Mom, I'm not straight, I run away from myself, hey Mom- GMAIL, AR peas, Fortnite rule 420, cry my pea off Crewmate Pea Minecraft Pea I- I love work, Mommy Slendermen, I hate big adults, JeSUS hates you- Crewmate pea I hate big black women, Kanye Bwest Write "IHOP" then write "ness" "I-H-O-P NESS" Ha! Your mom gay, he pea

bart-nuts-2

Russ Morgan on drugs

Absolutely fire Among Us hairline, I'm hella' gay I ran over all of them, I'm hella' gay Sussy Balls sussy balls Dad, I'm super gay, I touch myself, hey Dad- BBC, VR balls, Minecraft rule 69, laugh my ass off Sussy Balls Fortnite Balls I- I hate school, Daddy Endermen, I like little children, Jesus loves you- Sussy Balls I like little white guys, Kanye Beast Spell "IHOP" then say "ness" "I-H-O-P NESS" Ha! My dad straight, he balls

bart-nuts

Russ Morgan I guess?

I saw this image of Jesus, and it needed to be voiced properly.

Jesushasaquestion

"Do You Love Me" by The Contours

We now have photographic proof that ELVIS PRESLEY IS JESUS!!! THANK THE GODS OF WARVAN!!! BLESS THE OCTOPUSANS!!! ELVIS IS OUR ONE TRUE LEADER!!! tl;dr Sketch of Elvis as Jesus set to one of his beautiful songs which is now The Bible ;)

elvisisjesus

Some old MIDI version of Elvis Presley’s ‘Hound Dog’ from BitMidi: https://bitmidi.com/presley-hound-dog-k-mid Converted to MP3 by myself. Original version of the real song sung by Elvis Presley, 1952 (I think)

my shitpost

JesusChrisdanceyess

DJ YOSHITAKA - FLOWER

Jesus this is an oversized gif.

iwritechecks

Famery-Gai

Hallelujah! Jesus is risen and the power of death is no more to those who believe in Him!

jesusisrisen

George Frideric Handel

Original creation date: 2006-08-17 22:44:27 The account of KingD (this YTMND's original creator) was deleted between 2016 and 2017; credit for its creation goes to him — whomever he was.

jesustakethewii

http://takethewheel.ytmnd.com/

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kingjesus

The Ziggens - King Jesus

I started out with the intent to make a ytmnd about the Latin inscription above the gates of hell in the Paris catacombs, and this was the result. It went from Bart killing sideshow Bob, Tom killing Jerry, Scrappy Doo's autopsy, to "I don't Believe in You either" memes, dragons mermaids bigfoot aliens santa clause jesus ghosts mothera barney to the song by Talk Talk by the same name, to All work and no play makes Jack A dull boy.

BoysJustWantToHaveFun

Audacity Audio Editing Software - Santana Evil Ways Jackson Browne The Pretender no type rae sremmurd CCR Fortunate Son Aqua Teen Hunger Force E02 Be My Lover La Bouche Miss You Rolling Stones Chill Out John Lee Hooker The Original Version of "Luke, I am your Father" in Star Wars Chris Farley as Matt Foley motivational speaker One is the Lonliest Number Three Dog Night

Colonel Sanders Never Changes Facial Expressions, Sean Connery, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jesus, Vladmir Putin, KGB, Anime, + many more

colonelsandersneverchanges

Valerie Steve Winwood + South Park Colonel Sanders Quote

Father Robert Moslener

thecatholicchurch

The Catholic Church

Gospel dog loves jesus more than silver and gold

Jesusgold

aritst-kirk franklin and the family Song-silver and gold

Oh Lordy

jesusmessageforall