| ?Secret Umfuld Site |
DarthWang |
(4.50) |
1,775 |
2015-11-03 |
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description:
I, Umfuld, hacked into DarthWang's account and posted this site, to show that obsessed queer what a real good YTMND is like. So I am going to 5 this site with all of my alt accounts.
domain:
burtward
sound origin:
So I am going to vote 5 on this site and 5 it with all of my alts (if I don't 5 it with all of my alts it means I hate Batman and Adam West!)
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| ?Half Carved Pumpkin |
Zhatar |
(3.00) |
585 |
2015-10-31 |
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description:
My first halloween themed song, people say it sounds "empty", like something in the background is missing... Could u give me feedback on how to make it better? thanks.
domain:
HCPsong
sound origin:
me
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| ?Data's favorite R.E.M. album |
anystrom |
(3.92) |
6,146 |
2015-10-30 |
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description:
Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up".
Background and recording
With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out.
R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements.
The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing.
Music
In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward".
Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.
domain:
datarem
sound origin:
itisgreen.ytmnd.com
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| ?The Disney Channel Canada - Name Dropper |
BuddyBoy600alt |
(2.67) |
604 |
2015-10-30 |
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description:
Written by John Hobbs. It was aired on The Disney Channel all over the world (including Canada).
domain:
NameDropperDisneyChannelCanada
sound origin:
The song is title "Name Dropper" by John Hobbs.
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| ?How music lovers play Tyrian |
DarthWang |
(3.80) |
1,328 |
2015-10-26 |
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description:
Best song in the game - unfortunately it only plays on a secret level, once for a few seconds on a normal level, and on a level in the 2000 version at the end of the game
domain:
savara
sound origin:
Tyrian - Come Back to Me, Savara
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| ?Red Green Builds a Time Machine |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.67) |
1,697 |
2015-10-21 |
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description:
Imagine a Canadian version of "Home Improvement," add Canadian-born comedian Steve Smith and call him by his not-so-handyman alias, Red Green, and you have this series, a sitcom-sketch comedy hybrid. It is set in the fictional town of Possum Lake, Canada, and follows the mishaps of Red, the leader of the Possum Lodge men's club, and his nephew, Harold, in their plight to be good handymen. Other regulars on the show include cheapskate Dalton Humphrey, one of Red's best friends, and local forest ranger Ranger Gord.
domain:
redgreentimemachine
sound origin:
AUTISTIC FRY COOK JAMS VOLUME 3
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| ?JUMP ON IT |
nchristina13 |
(3.00) |
382 |
2015-10-19 |
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description:
jump
domain:
intheheartoflubbock
sound origin:
Youtube
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| ?Chadformers™ |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
2,484 |
2015-10-13 |
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description:
In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City.
On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy.
Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief.
The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo.
On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs.
Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.
domain:
autobot
sound origin:
When the BALLINbots arrive Anthony crashes their Caddy through one of The Wii's controllers and they find themselves separated within its ass. The Mexican Niggaz fight back against The Wii, but The Wii crushes their Caddy.
Inside The Wii, Anthony confronts Nick Daddy while the lil fat bitch and the other BALLINbots rescue the survivors of The Wii's assault on H-Town's moons. The BALLINbots and Nintendo work together to fight The Wii. Nick Daddy tries to assist Anthony, knowing that The Wii is a greater threat, only for The Wii to force Nick Daddy to run up on a nigga. Anthony recovers the PSTriple and unleashes its power, transforming him into A BALLIN' True Nigga. Anthony throws Nick Daddy into space, then unleashes the Triple's true power, obliterating The Wii. Anthony leads the BALLINbots out of The Wii before it explodes. The BALLINbots reclaim H-Town. The Wii's deal-dough orbits H-Town as a new satellite.
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| ?I LOL'D at this name! |
Locke5 |
(2.38) |
572 |
2015-09-28 |
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description:
I heard this name in a video and I rolled on the floor laughing for 5 hours then decided to make this site about it.
domain:
faithpopcorn
sound origin:
A person with a funny name introducing themselves.
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man gets his own Doom .wad |
Idiotska |
(4.31) |
10,040 |
2015-09-20 |
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description:
Yes, this is a real thing! Check it out on MoonCentral.net: https://gitgud.io/moon-men/moonman-doom
domain:
moonmandoom
sound origin:
Download Moon Man Doom now!:
https://gitgud.io/moon-men/moonman-doom
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| ?Head Like a Hoe |
RTF |
(4.20) |
3,178 |
2015-09-10 |
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description:
Someone on reddit made a misspelled request, so I fulfilled it literally with a drawing. https://www.reddit.com/r/mashups/comments/3kfep9/request_nin_head_like_a_hoe/ Then I thought it'd fit on YTMND. It's about time I did something new on here.
domain:
headlikeahoe
sound origin:
Nine Inch Nails, "Head Like a Hole"
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| ?Journey Escape™ |
Locke5 |
(1.71) |
688 |
2015-09-02 |
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description:
I had this game, based on the band Journey, on Atari 2600. It was really bad.
domain:
journeyescape
sound origin:
Atari 2600-Journey Escape
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| ?Chad Warden is... The Last Faggot™ |
DarthWang |
(3.00) |
2,274 |
2015-08-31 |
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description:
Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough".
A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant.
Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy.
Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch.
Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along.
Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy.
Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.
domain:
thelastfaggot
sound origin:
Same
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| ?The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3™ |
Locke5 |
(2.78) |
1,264 |
2015-08-25 |
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description:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)
domain:
theadventuresofsupermariobros3
sound origin:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
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| ?The Super Mario Bros. Super Show™ |
Locke5 |
(3.31) |
1,594 |
2015-08-25 |
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description:
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American television series based upon Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2 video games. It is the first of three TV shows based on the video game series, with the other being The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World. It was originally broadcast via first-run syndication from September 4, 1989, to December 1, 1989, with reruns continuing until September 6, 1991. The Family Channel picked up the series on September 23, 1991,[1] and aired it until August 26, 1994.[2] The show was produced by DiC Animation and was distributed by Viacom Enterprises in association with Nintendo of America, Inc.. DHX Media, the successor company of Cookie Jar Entertainment and DiC, is the current distributor. (Source:Wikipedia)
domain:
thesupermariobrossupershow
sound origin:
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
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| ?Saturday Supercade™ |
Locke5 |
(1.80) |
1,097 |
2015-08-25 |
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description:
Saturday Supercade is an animated television series produced for Saturday mornings by Ruby-Spears Productions. It ran for two seasons on CBS beginning in 1983. Each episode is composed of several shorter segments featuring video game characters from the golden age of video arcade games.
The debut characters included:
Frogger (from the Frogger arcade game)
Donkey Kong with Mario and Pauline (from the Donkey Kong game)
Donkey Kong Jr. (from the Donkey Kong Jr. game)
Q*bert with Coily, Ugg, Wrongway, Slick and Sam (from the Q*bert arcade game)
Pitfall Harry with his pet mountain lion Quickclaw and his niece Rhonda (unlike others, which are arcade games, this is from home console games, which are Pitfall! and Pitfall II: Lost Caverns) The cartoon was simply called Pitfall!.
Pitfall and Q*bert rotated weekly while the other three were weekly.
During the second season, Q*bert (now weekly) and Donkey Kong remained while the Frogger, Donkey Kong Jr. and Pitfall Harry segments were replaced by shorts featuring:
Space Ace with Space Ace/Dexter (depending on his form), Kimberly, and Borf (from the Space Ace arcade game).
Kangaroo with friends and the "Monkey Business Gang". (from the Kangaroo arcade game).
(Source:Wikipedia)
domain:
saturdaysupercade
sound origin:
Saturday Supercade
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| ?Lando Calrissian > Han Solo |
Wesyeed |
(3.67) |
745 |
2015-08-23 |
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description:
Some line I came up with and the origin for Han's "I prefer a straight fight line." If I had it my way I'd make Lando a huge influence on han's dialogue in most of the movie as if he's constantly ripping off Lando from time to time.
Sorta parallels how he ripped off the Falcon too.
domain:
LandoRules
sound origin:
mammaries
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| ?lacrossestar83TMND: JOKE on the Water (BRAN... |
madDogSoldier |
(3.72) |
3,409 |
2015-08-21 |
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description:
We all came out to YTMND
On the POLAND shoreline
To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT
We didn't have much time
Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some moon man with a kramer
Burned the site to the ground
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
They burned down the funny site
It died with an awful sound
a funky LANDO was running in and out
Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But POLAND time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky
JOKE on the water
We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog
It was empty, cold and bare
But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red BONGS, a few old beds
We made a place to POOP STAINS
No matter what we get out of this
I know, I know we'll never forget
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
domain:
tournamenting
sound origin:
LAAAAAAAAAAX Gillan
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| ?Microsoft Windows 7 that movie that comes on it |
ldrancer |
(2.80) |
548 |
2015-08-13 |
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description:
hi im chris hanson, windows 7 movie that comes with it, pink floyd- welcome to the machine
domain:
hiimchrishanson
sound origin:
welcome to the machine- pink floyd
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| ?MICROPHONETMND: RAPE ME |
Locke5 |
(1.00) |
1,225 |
2015-08-10 |
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description:
So this is a really bad karaoke version I found on YouTube, and I sang along really badly too it.
domain:
microphonerapeme
sound origin:
karaoke cover of Nirvana-Rape Me
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| ?(nsfw) GG Allin |
DougFukkie |
(3.40) |
2,134 |
2015-08-09 |
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description:
This one's pretty gross...can you believe I found it on YouTube?
domain:
biteityouskum
sound origin:
GG Allin- Bite It (You Scum)
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| ?Dimensional Voyage |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.00) |
3,094 |
2015-07-17 |
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description:
i ate some stuff i found on the floor now i do not feel good the stuff was a weird smell and now i want to throw up it was strange should i call for a ambulanceee i donno
domain:
dv
sound origin:
...
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| ?(nsfw) HideYuhKidsHideYuhWife |
animatingBob |
(4.50) |
2,304 |
2015-07-10 |
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description:
...
domain:
ShameOnYouMrCosby
sound origin:
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get it On
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| ?The Principal gets the last laugh. |
VodkaTaco |
(3.00) |
888 |
2015-07-08 |
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description:
Principal of Harrison High gets the last laugh on [i]It Hurts[/i].
domain:
IHeartPikachu
sound origin:
"Now pair this with the "chattering teeth laugh" when they approached Joker's dead body in 1989 Batman. Now go to bed."
-Literally Kermit ~ SA
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| ?Deep Dream Fish |
Audovoice |
(4.60) |
2,057 |
2015-07-07 |
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description:
This is using google deepdream code that recently went viral. It is just some nice painting run on two settings.
domain:
deepdreamfish
sound origin:
mine
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| ?put it on everything |
Jumplion |
(3.00) |
1,015 |
2015-07-06 |
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description:
put it on everything. submit to her will.
domain:
putiteverywhere
sound origin:
Frank's red hot sauce commercial
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| ?Don't Drop the donut |
angieface |
(2.00) |
2,405 |
2015-07-05 |
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description:
That moment when you're hungry and regrettably drop your food on the ground. You must consider the unwritten law: The Five Second Rule: mandating that if food or another consumable substance fall on the floor it may be picked up and eaten within 5 seconds. This suggests that it takes at least six seconds for dirt and germs to move from one surface to another causing contamination.
domain:
fivesecondrule101
sound origin:
Movie Friday After Next
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| ?Dusty Got Married! |
CyberneticEmpire |
(2.00) |
1,417 |
2015-06-29 |
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description:
This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two!
I felt the love
I breathed the air
I touched the rain
I wiped a tear
I saw the moon
I heard the wind
And now my new life
Will soon begin
I had to go
But it’s okay
You see I’m with you
In a different way
And you must carry on
Carry on, carry on my love (repeat)
I walked the earth
This land so free
These gifts of joy
I took with me
A tree grows high
A leaf will fall
Whispers of love
I hear her call
You must be strong
Your chin up high
Yes I still live
I did not die
I had to go
But it’s okay
You see I’m with you
in a different way
We had to go
But it’s okay
You see we’re with you
In a different way
And you must carry on
Carry on, carry on my love (repeat)
We are so strong
Good and beautiful (repeat)
AMERICA! :p
domain:
goodbyedusty
sound origin:
Edited version of America We Stand as One
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| ?Virtual BART |
fattytuna |
(3.00) |
1,177 |
2015-06-23 |
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description:
Want to be on the Bart, but have nowhere to go?
domain:
simubart
sound origin:
I recorded it on my iPhone, 2015-06-22
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| ?A bored man listens to a dog on the phone but the ... |
DarthWang |
(4.40) |
1,006 |
2015-06-14 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
silences
sound origin:
A song which is quite up-tempo and exciting in contrast to the narrative of this site
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