?Head Like a Hoe |
RTF |
(4.20) |
3,113 |
2015-09-10 |
description:
Someone on reddit made a misspelled request, so I fulfilled it literally with a drawing. https://www.reddit.com/r/mashups/comments/3kfep9/request_nin_head_like_a_hoe/ Then I thought it'd fit on YTMND. It's about time I did something new on here.
domain:
headlikeahoe
sound origin:
Nine Inch Nails, "Head Like a Hole"
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?Journey Escape™ |
Locke5 |
(1.71) |
660 |
2015-09-02 |
description:
I had this game, based on the band Journey, on Atari 2600. It was really bad.
domain:
journeyescape
sound origin:
Atari 2600-Journey Escape
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?Chad Warden is... The Last Faggot™ |
DarthWang |
(3.00) |
2,207 |
2015-08-31 |
description:
Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough".
A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant.
Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy.
Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch.
Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along.
Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy.
Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.
domain:
thelastfaggot
sound origin:
Same
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?The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3™ |
Locke5 |
(2.78) |
1,197 |
2015-08-25 |
description:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)
domain:
theadventuresofsupermariobros3
sound origin:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
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?The Super Mario Bros. Super Show™ |
Locke5 |
(3.31) |
1,526 |
2015-08-25 |
description:
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American television series based upon Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2 video games. It is the first of three TV shows based on the video game series, with the other being The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World. It was originally broadcast via first-run syndication from September 4, 1989, to December 1, 1989, with reruns continuing until September 6, 1991. The Family Channel picked up the series on September 23, 1991,[1] and aired it until August 26, 1994.[2] The show was produced by DiC Animation and was distributed by Viacom Enterprises in association with Nintendo of America, Inc.. DHX Media, the successor company of Cookie Jar Entertainment and DiC, is the current distributor. (Source:Wikipedia)
domain:
thesupermariobrossupershow
sound origin:
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
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?Saturday Supercade™ |
Locke5 |
(1.80) |
1,011 |
2015-08-25 |
description:
Saturday Supercade is an animated television series produced for Saturday mornings by Ruby-Spears Productions. It ran for two seasons on CBS beginning in 1983. Each episode is composed of several shorter segments featuring video game characters from the golden age of video arcade games.
The debut characters included:
Frogger (from the Frogger arcade game)
Donkey Kong with Mario and Pauline (from the Donkey Kong game)
Donkey Kong Jr. (from the Donkey Kong Jr. game)
Q*bert with Coily, Ugg, Wrongway, Slick and Sam (from the Q*bert arcade game)
Pitfall Harry with his pet mountain lion Quickclaw and his niece Rhonda (unlike others, which are arcade games, this is from home console games, which are Pitfall! and Pitfall II: Lost Caverns) The cartoon was simply called Pitfall!.
Pitfall and Q*bert rotated weekly while the other three were weekly.
During the second season, Q*bert (now weekly) and Donkey Kong remained while the Frogger, Donkey Kong Jr. and Pitfall Harry segments were replaced by shorts featuring:
Space Ace with Space Ace/Dexter (depending on his form), Kimberly, and Borf (from the Space Ace arcade game).
Kangaroo with friends and the "Monkey Business Gang". (from the Kangaroo arcade game).
(Source:Wikipedia)
domain:
saturdaysupercade
sound origin:
Saturday Supercade
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?Lando Calrissian > Han Solo |
Wesyeed |
(3.67) |
710 |
2015-08-23 |
description:
Some line I came up with and the origin for Han's "I prefer a straight fight line." If I had it my way I'd make Lando a huge influence on han's dialogue in most of the movie as if he's constantly ripping off Lando from time to time.
Sorta parallels how he ripped off the Falcon too.
domain:
LandoRules
sound origin:
mammaries
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?lacrossestar83TMND: JOKE on the Water (BRAN... |
madDogSoldier |
(3.72) |
3,327 |
2015-08-21 |
description:
We all came out to YTMND
On the POLAND shoreline
To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT
We didn't have much time
Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some moon man with a kramer
Burned the site to the ground
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
They burned down the funny site
It died with an awful sound
a funky LANDO was running in and out
Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But POLAND time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky
JOKE on the water
We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog
It was empty, cold and bare
But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red BONGS, a few old beds
We made a place to POOP STAINS
No matter what we get out of this
I know, I know we'll never forget
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
domain:
tournamenting
sound origin:
LAAAAAAAAAAX Gillan
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?Microsoft Windows 7 that movie that comes on it |
ldrancer |
(2.80) |
517 |
2015-08-13 |
description:
hi im chris hanson, windows 7 movie that comes with it, pink floyd- welcome to the machine
domain:
hiimchrishanson
sound origin:
welcome to the machine- pink floyd
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?MICROPHONETMND: RAPE ME |
Locke5 |
(1.00) |
1,200 |
2015-08-10 |
description:
So this is a really bad karaoke version I found on YouTube, and I sang along really badly too it.
domain:
microphonerapeme
sound origin:
karaoke cover of Nirvana-Rape Me
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?(nsfw) GG Allin |
DougFukkie |
(3.40) |
2,027 |
2015-08-09 |
description:
This one's pretty gross...can you believe I found it on YouTube?
domain:
biteityouskum
sound origin:
GG Allin- Bite It (You Scum)
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?Dimensional Voyage |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.00) |
3,042 |
2015-07-17 |
description:
i ate some stuff i found on the floor now i do not feel good the stuff was a weird smell and now i want to throw up it was strange should i call for a ambulanceee i donno
domain:
dv
sound origin:
...
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?(nsfw) HideYuhKidsHideYuhWife |
animatingBob |
(4.50) |
2,126 |
2015-07-10 |
description:
...
domain:
ShameOnYouMrCosby
sound origin:
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get it On
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?The Principal gets the last laugh. |
VodkaTaco |
(3.00) |
857 |
2015-07-08 |
description:
Principal of Harrison High gets the last laugh on [i]It Hurts[/i].
domain:
IHeartPikachu
sound origin:
"Now pair this with the "chattering teeth laugh" when they approached Joker's dead body in 1989 Batman. Now go to bed."
-Literally Kermit ~ SA
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?Deep Dream Fish |
Audovoice |
(4.60) |
1,978 |
2015-07-07 |
description:
This is using google deepdream code that recently went viral. It is just some nice painting run on two settings.
domain:
deepdreamfish
sound origin:
mine
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?put it on everything |
Jumplion |
(3.00) |
979 |
2015-07-06 |
description:
put it on everything. submit to her will.
domain:
putiteverywhere
sound origin:
Frank's red hot sauce commercial
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?Don't Drop the donut |
angieface |
(2.00) |
2,352 |
2015-07-05 |
description:
That moment when you're hungry and regrettably drop your food on the ground. You must consider the unwritten law: The Five Second Rule: mandating that if food or another consumable substance fall on the floor it may be picked up and eaten within 5 seconds. This suggests that it takes at least six seconds for dirt and germs to move from one surface to another causing contamination.
domain:
fivesecondrule101
sound origin:
Movie Friday After Next
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?Dusty Got Married! |
CyberneticEmpire |
(2.00) |
1,360 |
2015-06-29 |
description:
This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two!
I felt the love
I breathed the air
I touched the rain
I wiped a tear
I saw the moon
I heard the wind
And now my new life
Will soon begin
I had to go
But it’s okay
You see I’m with you
In a different way
And you must carry on
Carry on, carry on my love (repeat)
I walked the earth
This land so free
These gifts of joy
I took with me
A tree grows high
A leaf will fall
Whispers of love
I hear her call
You must be strong
Your chin up high
Yes I still live
I did not die
I had to go
But it’s okay
You see I’m with you
in a different way
We had to go
But it’s okay
You see we’re with you
In a different way
And you must carry on
Carry on, carry on my love (repeat)
We are so strong
Good and beautiful (repeat)
AMERICA! :p
domain:
goodbyedusty
sound origin:
Edited version of America We Stand as One
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?Virtual BART |
fattytuna |
(3.00) |
1,124 |
2015-06-23 |
description:
Want to be on the Bart, but have nowhere to go?
domain:
simubart
sound origin:
I recorded it on my iPhone, 2015-06-22
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?A bored man listens to a dog on the phone but the ... |
DarthWang |
(4.40) |
954 |
2015-06-14 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
silences
sound origin:
A song which is quite up-tempo and exciting in contrast to the narrative of this site
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?Hubacub |
Hubacub |
(1.00) |
671 |
2015-06-13 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
Hubacub
sound origin:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM
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?Surfin' The Net |
ImNeverTheManDog |
(3.00) |
846 |
2015-05-24 |
description:
Yo its the 90s duuuude lets go on Neopets and listen to some MIDI!
domain:
surfinthenet
sound origin:
passport.mid
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?Beavis and Butthead Rocking Out (updated) |
ldrancer |
(3.35) |
1,808 |
2015-05-13 |
description:
Wooh
beavis and butthead rocking out to iron man
:updated, found a part later on, where its more of b and b than ozzy
updated2 cloned out the last, odd frame
domain:
beavisandbuttheadironman
sound origin:
totalrecorder
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?A Man from Our Area a Certain Korsakov Went t... |
FuckingArsehole |
(1.00) |
523 |
2015-05-10 |
description:
a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1
he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone
a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot
he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone
a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers
stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet
he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken
a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum,
wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars
a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two
a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday
came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking
he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on
he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone
a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4
he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two
a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home
he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone
a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter
he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken
a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all
domain:
WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti
sound origin:
internet
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?(nsfw) Chicken Children |
mrozz |
(3.00) |
1,952 |
2015-04-29 |
description:
[b]Ozymandias[/b]
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".
[i]~ Percy Bysshe Shelley[/i]
domain:
chickenchildren
sound origin:
Ray Gaskins
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?IYA intro: tylersaintcool |
tylersaintcool |
(4.44) |
4,979 |
2015-04-28 |
description:
You want to know how I got these scars? My father...was...a homo...and a queer. And one night, he goes off *gayer* than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So...me watching, he takes the dildo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so hetero!?" He comes at me with the dildo, "Why so hetero!?" He sticks the dildo in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that FAGGOT!"
domain:
iyatsc
sound origin:
The Dark Knight + me
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?(nsfw) Full GNFOS narrator intro because no one h... |
SOPA |
(2.38) |
2,142 |
2015-04-26 |
description:
lizard
domain:
asmr
sound origin:
GNFOS
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?Let's Go Fly a Bed! |
q959fm |
(3.79) |
2,308 |
2015-04-23 |
description:
Made it. Put it on YouTube. Now putting it here.
domain:
letsgoflyabed
sound origin:
My YouTube Channel
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?(nsfw) THE SCREAM OF A THOUSAND SALTS |
snarkflavor |
(1.00) |
854 |
2015-04-22 |
description:
why does it scream. what can cause it such pain that it takes on the visage of a rain of a thousand salts
domain:
sammytheslug
sound origin:
YouTube - Man Screams at Yellow Paint
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?Metal Gear Max 2: TROLLS OF THE PATRIOTS!!! |
woman |
(3.20) |
1,336 |
2015-04-20 |
description:
If you weren't here on Christmas 2010, you won't get it.
domain:
metalgearmax2
sound origin:
Same
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