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It been one of those weeks, I've been drinking, Max is probably dead his account hacked, ytmnds in the shitter, so heres another wtf since beverly hills cop was on last night.

neutrondance

The Pointer Sisters- Neutron Dance

The license plate tag has 05 on it for May, so yeah I guess this is as close as we're gonna get for this one.

Locke5ive

Why Worry

He was super uncool, and he had all the best games, he masturbated all night before me, got drunk on Johnny Lurg Orange Juice before me, smoked cock before anyone, and got himself pregnant before any guy. He was my better in every way. This is the one that started it all....

lozeranne

Weezer and rathergood

This is an implementation of a fruitless desire which I had for a fleeting moment when my mind once worked in the proper way as I see other individuals. I felt wonderful and confused and at the end of my experience had found myself having completed nothing. It is at this point when I sit back, masturbating before falling asleep in a profound state of arousal, having wasted the potential life of a million human beings who will not fetter and waste on this hopeless and beautiful planet, eating macdonalds and paying for kia hybrids.

chapstik

https://www.google.com

Guys, you're not going to believe this. Look over there. Look, on the horizon, you can see him. It's Quick-Man. He's come to save us all.

quick-man

IT'S THE THEME OF MOTHERFUCKING QUICK MAN.

I'm out. It's been fun. I wanted to slap together one last noise site, but I just don't have it in me anymore. Everyone's moved on. It's time for me to do the same. I mean: JAMES GANFOLDIINI WAS A BELOVED CHARTER ACTER AND THEPSIEAN WHO PLAYED DRUMMELDORF IN THE LIVE ATCION PRODUCTION OF "HENRY POTTER 2: HANGER GAMES". HE WIL BE REMEREBED FOR HIS BRIF STUNT AS THE LED GUTIARIST FOR THE BAND IMARGARINE DRAGONS. HE WAS THE FIRTS ACTOR TO DO A NUDE SECNE ON THE HOB NETWORK ... fuck, I can't even put together one of these anymore. It's been fun. But it's been 11 years of making senseless noise sites and incoherent-yet-still-somewhat-coherent rambling comments and texts, and I don't think my brain can do it anymore.

jamesgandalf

the soporpos theam

Not by me, but surprised it wasn't on YTMND in the first place. Here you go. GIF by buckmatic4 on tumblr. Song by Max Coveri.

runninginthelate80s

Max Coveri - Running in the 90's

so I recorded this piece of shit in January 2013, thought it was really dumb, and forgot about it. then for some dumbass reason I decided to revisit it two years later and add the background music, which didn't exactly line up with the words because I went too fast and so I had to chop it up and piece it together and anyway it still sounds like shit. that was in January of this year and today I decided to just put some images together and say fuck it because who cares about quality on a site littered with suzane and picheu crap (which isn't really moon man anymore but fucking close enough) and well here, enjoy, 1, and leave.

ytmnd2015

toilet.

He did it all for the nookie.

TheNookie

I just found it on my old hard drive.

You're walking through the woods, a long tube on your shoulder, business as usual, when suddenly, you hear it..

SoundsofRednecks

Rescue 911 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoeIIURkkIU

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

TanhauserGate

ih

i just spent like 4 hours listening to this loop while i was editing a video to it now everyone else on earth can too, lucky them. (seizure warning)

timeispoop

https://archive.org/details/AyumiHamasaki-EvolutiontimeIsPopMix

"Mr Grey don't tip." "He don't tip? Whaddya mean you don't tip?" "He doesn't believe in it." "Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn Iams!"

reservoirkitties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

It's a punk who dance on "Lazerhawk - King of the streets"

punkofthestreetssovietpunk

LazerHawk King of the Streets

praise the kush

valarmlady

found it on utube

I made most of the WRONGMUSICTMND sites of the last 5 years, good to see it back on the front page

becauseitspopularagain

Parliament Funkadelic - Bring The Funk

Agent Dale Goofer® fucks up and eats some bad Laura Palmer

hsfhds

Marky Mark and the BRADY BUNCH

Says it on the tin.

THOMASTHEDANK

SFM - We like to party

pop It like a wheelie should i'm up on your mind feelin pretty Good

popitmeesh

Anamanaguchi -「 Pop It (feat. meesh彡☆)

"Pay close attention. You could miss something." This facebook group is not Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. There are three keys, each in seven parts. Each part is a day in the fool's journey. There is no day for the fool himself, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. This group is a doorway. A doorway that will both fully open, and close forever on solstice night. If you can't find the first key, you haven't got a hope of finding the second or third. Without all three keys, you cannot open the door. And if you cannot pass through the door, you are not worthy to be part of Group Zero. Which Does Not Exist. Whatever the most committed among you find on the other side, it will not be Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. For those who are not committed and organised, not paying attention, your journey will end with this group. Feel free to add anyone who may appreciate it. Time is short. 14 days left. #GZDNE

groupzerodoesnotexist

Doom 3 videogame sounds

max made this site for me to post

chuckiefinster

So these two Mexicans are taking a test to become United States citizens. The first question on the test is, "Old McDonald had a ____." One Mexican whispers to the other Mexican, "Pssst, hey, what's the answer number one?" He replies, "You idiot, Its FARM. Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh OK." . . . A few seconds later the first Mexican interrupts again, "Pssst, how do you spell [i]farm[/i]?" The second Mexican becomes irate, "You IDIOT, everybody knows [i]farm[/i] is spelled E-I-E-I-O!

noises

ismellpussies

Stunt Rock - You Made a Really Short Song With One Sample Cause You Were Low on Material and Ideas. I Did It for This Whole Album.

Saw this story on CNN and it was just too perfect for this

nazipool

Huet Ist Mein Tag

the winning combination

metalgearvideogames

and stop them from launching a nuclear strike.[6] Cinematic cutscenes were rendered using the in-game engine and graphics, and voice acting was used throughout the entire game.[7] Metal Gear Solid was very well received, shipping more than six million copies,[8] and scoring an average of 94/100 on the aggregate website Metacritic.[9] It is recognized by many critics as one of the best and most important games of all time,[10][11] and heralded as the game which made the stealth genre popular. The commercial success of the title prompted the release of an expanded version for the PlayStation and PC, titled Metal Gear Solid: Integral;[12] and a remake, Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes was later released for the Nintendo GameCube.[13][14] The game has also spawned numerous sequels, prequels and spin-offs, including several games, a radio drama, comics, and novels.

they coming to take tpb away to better call the cops and put it on the front of your site so they'll come to you to put you in jail for hacking fuck shitty songs

ftpb

tpb

Dragon Dance Mega Salamence is capable of sweeping entire teams after a single boost, and finds plenty of setup chances thanks to Intimidate and great overall bulk. Return or Double-Edge are the primary STAB and destroy anything that doesn't resist it or doesn't have ridiculous physical bulk. Earthquake covers Rock- and Steel-types, such as Tyranitar, Mega Diancie, Jirachi, Heatran, Magnezone, and Bisharp. Fire Blast covers Ferrothorn, Mega Metagross, Mega Scizor, and Skarmory, Outrage takes care of Rotom-W and has a good chance to OHKO even physically defensive variants after Stealth Rock and an Adamant nature, but keep in mind that +1 Double-Edge already does around half to Rotom-W, as Outrage is useless outside of dealing with Rotom-W, and has a very nasty side effect, which will probably cause Mega Salamence to get revenge killed by a Choice Scarf user, a priority user, a Steel-, or a Fairy-type.

famerygaitmnd

One glance at Metang's stats might suggest that it is suited to act as a defensive wall, but underestimate offensive Metang at your own risk, as it hits many of the offensive threats in the tier hard. Courtesy of its great bulk, Metang can also check physical and special attackers alike, such as Primeape, Serperior, Braviary, and Musharna. Unfortunately, Metang still cannot beat common leads such as Piloswine and Golem one-on-one, but it can survive an Earthquake from them, allowing it to make a move before it dies. Stealth Rock is a handy move on Metang, chipping off health from Pokemon such as Charizard and Rotom-S to which Metang can do little otherwise. Meteor Mash is a strong STAB move, 2HKOing Serperior, Primeape, and Skuntank after Stealth Rock damage.

ITS FUCKING BART AND FUCKING GEO ON THE SHIP AND SHIT

BARTGEOTITANIC

SWAG SWAG

big conspiracy

fuckvalvewurmbritain

thats the new valve insult btw. it means there fucking niggers who break into your house and steal your tv in the middle of the night. that led to some he was so burnt he had to talk about things that i dont GIVE a fuck about. wewgas. me saying so, him angry now, i put it like, i dont care about foreginers cause i dont got to. now is hwere it gets bad you see his real intentions. he then pretty uch attacked america with a statement. me insulted him badly. said something .. wait was gonna say but .. i had said tht one earlier, suck the queens dick a reply to someones comment hows the healthcare ..death.. i just told him what are you going to do? attack all of america? ok normal convo. 1st amendment. im set on KOS tell chat asshole over chat put me on KOS. banned 1 hr. oll after 1 hour the server was reset

Ham on It

hamonit

http://www.tonejoy.com/music/ringtone/Newcleus/Jam+On+It