| ?(nsfw) Previously On Sons of Assarchy |
TentaclegRAPE |
(3.75) |
1,935 |
2014-11-12 |
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description:
Juice can't save his ass in prison this time. Fat Manson gets Cake n' Sodomy
domain:
cakensodomy
sound origin:
Portrait of An American Family - 1994
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| ?FUCK CAKE |
fourest |
(4.40) |
6,462 |
2014-11-07 |
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description:
you know that i hate cake
domain:
cakesmash
sound origin:
quiet riot
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| ?(nsfw) You want some pound cake, bitch? |
andyjoe90 |
(1.00) |
675 |
2014-10-05 |
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description:
Well, do you?
domain:
youwantsomepoundcakebitch
sound origin:
Hall & Oates - Sara Smile
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| ?O RLY Cookie Cake |
ctshizzy |
(3.33) |
1,046 |
2014-08-26 |
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description:
Birthday cake
domain:
orlycookiecake
sound origin:
self remix
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| ?Kramer's Brain Damage |
Fletz |
(3.61) |
2,091 |
2014-08-06 |
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description:
After an altercation with Newman involving a family size box of Drake's Coffee Cakes, Cosmo Kramer suffered an injury to his frontal lobe, causing him to place second in the 48th annual South Ferry Newspaper Breakdance Competition to none other than Abner "Quick Twitch" Reingold.
domain:
kramersbraindamage
sound origin:
Circus
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| ?kathy's cake takes a dump |
fishstix |
(3.00) |
1,021 |
2014-07-29 |
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description:
kathy is here to tell us about her amazing dump
domain:
dumpcake
sound origin:
wubwubs
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| ?PofigYaEmTortik (I gont give a crap, im eating a cak... |
Enfreez |
(1.00) |
485 |
2014-07-07 |
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description:
I retarted mix of my friends quotes.
domain:
yaemtortik
sound origin:
PSY- Gentleman (Official Instrumental). Found on YT.
Inserted quotes.
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| ?Drescher Gives Literary Advice |
LegoLewdite |
(3.84) |
3,127 |
2014-05-28 |
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description:
Cake on the corner. Party time, excellent.
domain:
BillWatterson
sound origin:
lol
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| ?cake or death, star trek ed. |
LegoLewdite |
(4.11) |
5,769 |
2014-05-21 |
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description:
counselor sheet cake, you knew what this was.
domain:
cakemash
sound origin:
eddie izzard
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| ?wholesomecupcakes |
CircusBear |
(2.75) |
527 |
2014-02-25 |
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description:
BECOME CAKE
domain:
wholesomecupcakes
sound origin:
Adam Green
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| ?Scott Bakula likes carrot cake |
Teh-Anti-Bison |
(4.00) |
1,066 |
2014-02-04 |
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description:
Deleted site by AwesomeBob
domain:
awesomebobmadethis
sound origin:
AwesomeBob
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| ?Rake in the Cake |
princesscake |
(4.18) |
5,551 |
2014-02-03 |
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description:
Resume your fapping, you piggies.
domain:
pinkgloss
sound origin:
Trippy Twang - Chris Lang / Eric Cunningham
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| ?THIS COULD BE YOUR CAKE |
mynameisnotmike |
(2.33) |
522 |
2014-01-07 |
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description:
this could potentially be your cake
domain:
YOUDESERVETHIS
sound origin:
Clockwork-Titan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdrAYXEqiGY
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| ?(nsfw) Bulldog Loves Birthday Cake |
Ironkross |
(1.00) |
1,054 |
2013-11-30 |
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description:
Happy birthday Rachel. ;)
domain:
bulldogcake
sound origin:
Bump N Grind by R Kelly
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| ?LASERtown |
DarthWang |
(3.50) |
1,529 |
2013-09-29 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
lasertown
sound origin:
Baking a laser cake
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| ?cake |
OyaDesu |
(3.00) |
344 |
2013-09-13 |
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description:
Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake
domain:
mcmlxxxiv
sound origin:
Rhi-rhi
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| ?Dub Steppin cake eating mafuka |
jbizzo |
(1.33) |
416 |
2013-08-25 |
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description:
Dubsteppin at the kids partay!
domain:
cakestep
sound origin:
Skrillex Right on copyright.
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| ?cake |
avpatil |
(1.00) |
529 |
2013-07-22 |
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description:
Explaining how dieting sucks, and how it makes me feel.
domain:
CakeCakeCakeCakeCake
sound origin:
www.freesound.org
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| ?cake assignment |
jbranch1969 |
(1.00) |
1,132 |
2013-07-21 |
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description:
cake assignment for UTD
domain:
jbranch1969
sound origin:
from http://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/crunch?p=2
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| ?JOSHUABURTHDUR |
crolison |
(3.00) |
524 |
2013-03-25 |
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description:
I hate you
domain:
JOSHUABURTHDUR
sound origin:
cake
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| ?CM Punk Loves Cake (And You)! |
cordovainc |
(1.50) |
622 |
2013-03-25 |
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description:
CM Punk would like to offer you cake and his love.
domain:
CMHappy
sound origin:
Friend
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| ?(nsfw) Valentine's Day Cake Order |
misquamacus |
(3.00) |
1,480 |
2013-02-14 |
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description:
tru story
domain:
pussygonfart
sound origin:
Original
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| ?I like cake |
EmmasBirthday |
(3.29) |
1,643 |
2013-01-25 |
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description:
Emmas at it again..
domain:
NananananaiLikecake
sound origin:
I created it
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| ?The Cake Is A Lie |
Huntrex |
(1.00) |
715 |
2012-12-21 |
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description:
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
domain:
GladosCake
sound origin:
The internet
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| ?penis poop sandwich |
ytnmd |
(1.00) |
898 |
2012-12-14 |
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description:
there is a peinispoopsandwich on your cake
domain:
penispoopsandwich
sound origin:
same as my ither ytmnd
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| ?Ultimate battle for snack cake supremacy (what re... |
Brandon00151 |
(3.20) |
1,342 |
2012-11-25 |
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description:
499th site!
domain:
snackcakebox
sound origin:
Guile's Theme
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man makes you eat a urinal cake |
moonmanfan |
(3.29) |
2,389 |
2012-10-19 |
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description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
urinalcakes
sound origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
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| ?NECKI MANGE AND JUSTIN BELBER XXX |
houseofcards |
(3.55) |
2,142 |
2012-10-12 |
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description:
OMG. THIS DISPROVES JUSTIN BEIBER BEING GAY.
domain:
nickiminaj
sound origin:
Music which Brent crushes cakes to.
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| ?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
(3.33) |
3,173 |
2012-07-02 |
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description:
Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
domain:
vincentcrabbe
sound origin:
Sound Origin
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| ?Pair of dice |
manny |
(3.00) |
1,341 |
2012-06-18 |
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description:
a dew army that i thought of on the way home from the cheese cake factory
domain:
pairodice
sound origin:
Coldplay Paradise Youtube
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