| ?John Locke's Nightmare |
laurgan |
(3.56) |
2,194 |
2011-10-10 |
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description:
John Locke takes a peek at some of the latest additions to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary and does not like what he sees.
domain:
johnlockesnightmare
sound origin:
MGMT - Lady Dada's Nightmare - Congratulations
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| ?Anti-Lock Brakes |
Crush3r07 |
(3.85) |
4,573 |
2011-08-08 |
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description:
Mind blowing.
domain:
antilockbrakes
sound origin:
Koth
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| ?best reality show ever |
frenchbreadpizza |
(4.00) |
5,939 |
2011-07-11 |
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description:
Don Fertman, chief development officer of Subway, is locked in a freezer in the back room of an Orlando Subway.
domain:
lockedinafreezer
sound origin:
Undercover Boss
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| ?locked up |
gatojazz |
(2.00) |
713 |
2011-06-08 |
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description:
wont let me out
domain:
freerayray
sound origin:
akon
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| ?WHAT? |
Richdog89 |
(3.29) |
1,469 |
2011-05-29 |
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description:
he almost gets a lock but then the scanner glitches out and jumps forward in time to a popular tv program and a revealing scene back at base
domain:
whatnoo
sound origin:
star wars
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| ?Danny is Stuck Outside |
stevo836 |
(1.00) |
626 |
2011-04-20 |
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description:
Danny is locked outside the house.
domain:
dannyvoicemail
sound origin:
My voicemail
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| ?Tommy Wiseau Discovers That He Put All His Mo... |
FatHistorian |
(2.33) |
839 |
2011-01-08 |
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description:
Tommy Wiseau felt that it was a lock that the defending champion Saints would beat the 7-9 Seahawks in the NFL wildcard but was sadly mistaken.
domain:
tommywiseaubets
sound origin:
Tommy Wiseau's Rage
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| ?technologic |
jnkm |
(4.00) |
4,580 |
2010-12-20 |
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description:
buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
view it, code it, jam - unlock it,
surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
turn it, leave it, start - format it.
domain:
nedpunk
sound origin:
daft punk
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| ?Introducing the diabolical Doctor Seisebergerz |
pharaohmobius |
(4.33) |
2,619 |
2010-08-16 |
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description:
Introducing the most fiendish villain to ever lock horns with the forces of good: the nefarious Doctor Seisebergerz! You know he's a dastardly villain because of his spiffy monocle.
domain:
dr-sizeburgers
sound origin:
Dr. Seisebergerz theme song
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| ?I Once Killed a Man with a Kraft Single (a french fil... |
Famery-Gai |
(3.98) |
3,258 |
2010-08-16 |
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description:
i hit caps lock and couldn't get back into my car. i tried doing a manual restart but crash bandicoot 2.
domain:
macaroniandcheeseinyourpubes
sound origin:
danny glover doesn't understand back to the future 3
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| ?QUEEN LATIFAH IS GAY |
prairiedogeric10 |
(2.75) |
1,676 |
2010-08-12 |
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description:
The Wreck of the Locke was the best story ever written fuck
domain:
overdone
sound origin:
ship
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| ?British Knights |
mrpink51089 |
(3.80) |
3,982 |
2010-07-19 |
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description:
British Knights were a dope shoe that had the late 1980s and early 1990s on lock-down. BK's were not for the faint hearted - they sported massive decals, plastic add-ons and had tongues bigger than oven mitts. They were particularly popular with basketballers, crip gangbangers] and homeboys. Its rumoured that 76% of hip hop and techno artists during the 1990s wore British Knights at one time or the other. The remaining 24% wore a combination of adidas, puma, Troop and SPX. British Knights fell off after the golden age of hip hop] era ended - largely in part due to idiots claiming nike was a better brand. These idiots have so far eluded the old skool] police, but when they are caught, they will experience large amounts of pain for their silly views.
-UD
domain:
britishknights
sound origin:
Funky Drummer, Geto Boys, Pineapple Express, MC Hammer
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| ?Kanye Keeps the Facility on Lockdown |
GoldenKissDinoSaur |
(3.40) |
1,399 |
2010-07-04 |
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description:
Kanye locks down the facility with love
domain:
lockdown
sound origin:
Duderonomy
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| ?George Senior still can't get a decent prison ... |
Krangar18 |
(4.26) |
5,447 |
2010-06-22 |
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description:
george bluth really wants to eat his sandwich but he has no bread so he's begging michael to go buy him some and even though the bluth company's funds have been locked up by the fcc, he says there is always money in the banana stand which michael burned down in an act of defiance against him so now there is no money, no bread, no banana stand, and george senior is horny, pissed off, and having a love affair with his "sandwich" (i edited out the ice cream part so that it would all make sense)
domain:
georgebluth
sound origin:
ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
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| ?OUR HERO RETURNS |
jerkjones |
(1.60) |
949 |
2010-06-19 |
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description:
Jimmy Hoffa returns, and Detroit will never be the same again.
domain:
ourheroreturns
sound origin:
Nobuo Uematsu - Locke's Theme (Final Fantasy VI)
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| ?Locke fails Enhanced |
Vishnu |
(4.00) |
2,047 |
2010-06-16 |
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description:
Locke fails, Deadpool yells at him, Earth explodes.
domain:
lockefails
sound origin:
YTMND, Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, and something where the Earth blows up
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| ?(nsfw) Locked Up |
jlovoi |
(2.00) |
2,022 |
2010-06-10 |
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description:
Locked up
domain:
lockedupbaby
sound origin:
akon
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| ?Jack Falcon Punches MiB / Locke |
nignatz |
(1.50) |
1,840 |
2010-05-24 |
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description:
Jack Shephard Falcon Punches the shit out of Man in Black / John Locke. Most epic fight scene in television history.
domain:
JackFalconPunch
sound origin:
Super Smash Bros.
Captain Falcon
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| ?Your browser will lock up on this site |
AngryCat |
(2.88) |
1,313 |
2010-05-06 |
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description:
and so do you.
domain:
task-manager
sound origin:
your browser loves annoying sites
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| ?Mech Rave |
talonvulpes |
(3.40) |
1,490 |
2010-05-01 |
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description:
rave controls are locked out sir
domain:
mechrave
sound origin:
World Sound - DJ Sharpnel
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| ?The Greek Pistol Fail |
JosefSchnitzl |
(1.50) |
1,142 |
2010-04-02 |
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description:
Lock n' Load. Aim and Fire. Wait... don't skip the "Aiming"
domain:
GreekPistol
sound origin:
stötnise
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| ?Lock up your wives and daughters! |
MrEddy382 |
(3.00) |
996 |
2010-03-27 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
rayishere
sound origin:
Escape from LA
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| ?John Locke wants to go home |
ratbrains |
(3.82) |
1,931 |
2010-02-05 |
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description:
ooooooooooooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooooooooo
domain:
jlwtgh
sound origin:
orgy
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| ?locked up zoo version |
kobiejam |
(2.86) |
1,222 |
2010-01-28 |
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description:
locked up in a zoo
domain:
lockedupzoo
sound origin:
custom
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| ?Matchup of the Fates |
moosology |
(1.67) |
575 |
2010-01-03 |
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description:
James DeWitt and some retard locked in a wrestling matchup that will surely decide the fate of the entire world as we know it.
domain:
MatchupOfTheFates
sound origin:
John Williams - Duel of the Fates
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| ?Moon man locks you in a closet with enraged bunn... |
dam |
(3.17) |
1,890 |
2009-12-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
bhwefwjqoc
sound origin:
is awesome
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| ?moon man locks your computer up |
Charizard |
(2.82) |
1,285 |
2009-11-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
soyouhavetolistentothis
sound origin:
your life
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| ?WHITE POWER FOREVER |
frontlosthispassword |
(1.56) |
3,631 |
2009-11-08 |
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description:
new ytmnd homepage for WHITE POWER. show your support for the cause by voting 5. We all have to pull together to topple osama obama then lock him away for good.
domain:
whitepowerforever
sound origin:
ytmnd white power
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| ?House 'n Pop 'n Lock 'n Jam |
Makani |
(2.67) |
1,608 |
2009-09-23 |
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description:
bow chicka
domain:
bustamovehouse
sound origin:
edIT
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| ?Lock up your daughters... |
MrDeath |
(3.50) |
1,042 |
2009-09-22 |
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description:
What everybody wants to tell /b/
domain:
shes10
sound origin:
Girls Gone Wild-Captain Ahab
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