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AGE: UNKNOWN HEIGHT: 6'0". WEIGHT: 151lbs. Very little is known about the Exotic Atreya's past. It is known however that she was once a Cosmic Deity. Born in the void to one day inherit the throne of the Cosmic Goddess of Chaos, she never truly cared for the idea. Her true age is a closely kept secret but around 35years ago she abandoned her destined duties and passed them onto her one of her siblings. The duties of a Cosmic Goddess were too political for her so she chose to live among the mortal humans, as they seemed much more fun and entertaining to her. A very strong willed and confident woman who just really loves to enjoy the pleasures that humans experience. Eating, drinking and love making top the list. Cinema and music are some other things she greatly enjoys. She really has no preference of company. She likes anyone who lets her take charge, and it would be a lie for her to say she doesn't like being worshipped as though she was still a goddess. As a non-human she does have hefty views on humans and their habits. Regardless she still just wants to have fun all the time.

Atreya

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/media

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus4

simpsons + earthbound

His bliss is no longer absolute.

flipcream

Dickcream

LOL IN THIS OLD SITKHAAAAN, CAAAAAAPTAIN KIIIIIIIRK DISCOVERS THAT HIS BLOODSUCKER HAS BEEN REINKHAAAAAAAAAAAARNATED AS A KHAAAAAAAAAAAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ALREADY A BLOODSUCKER AND A KHAN BEFORE SO WAIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE LOL

motherkhan

My Mother the KHAN theme song

gen z colonization begins now

zoomercolonization

Johannes Brahms Hungarian Dance No. 5

.

stimpy

Lemon Demon - Correctional Facility Food Sucks

A guy regrets wasting his life studying for a career that no longer exists .

SADAI

AI SLOP FROM " ALMOST VINYL ". https://youtu.be/rb8FzDYcpL8

AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

Nell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_2FK8gh3J8

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus3

simpsons + street fighter

It will be incredibly funny if this scores higher than a 1.

worstofalltime

Merzbow - Woodpecker No. 1

I was going to make the entire scene into a YTMND site, but no matter how much I compressed the file, it was still too large. :(

buress

The Eric Andre Show - s3e2

pop nihilists be like : " The uncaring cruelty of the universe is SOOOO scary " My brother in christ , YOU MADE THAT SHIT UP ! The universe lacks both cognition and volition and therefore can neither be uncaring nor cruel . You claim to believe in no god ; yet you invented a devil to scare yourself ! CALL YOUR SENATOR TO VOTE NO ON H.R. 22 [ THE VOTER SUPPRESSION ACT OF 2025 ]. Origin from Burial Goods. https://youtu.be/Ar7mOepcXuQ

YouMadeThatUp

BURIAL GOODS SUBWAY ? YOUTUBE ?

no one cares

illbehonest

Public Enemy

broma para mis uqerids

yaD-slooF-lirpA

musica pop

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY?! It's not light pollution!......it's skibbity toilet!

Whereisthemoon

Gaaaaaaayyyyyÿyyÿ

It's a full nothing burger, with extra pain and chaos, please.

nothingeverhappenschud

DBZ Music Hits - Ougon no Compass (Hironobu Kageyama)

uploaded for no reason

fvbylaolthuuvdkvn

yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com

The famous man. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my man? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my ytmnd page "This is a man", I'd have been lying!

thisisnotaman

Luigi Boccherini: Minuetto

"Vuela que vuela y verás. Que no es difícil volar. Vuela que vuela y veré. Al mundo loco de atar. Si canto canto por ti. [Por un amor que aparece]. Que nace y que crece" [Que sera, velcro maduro]

QueSeraVelcroMaduro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f37dgOF3I6o

nosferatu slangin it on screen

slangin

hey baby - no doubt

why no schizophrenia boy.. boy ..boy Bit bit bot have you lost the war with Malta & Afghanistan?

Clea

Vocaroo

no description given

pub-lick

jingle bells

Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

https://x.com/AromaticHyena/status/1732511076921528734

Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up. Height : 5.8 ft , Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) , Underbust Around : 2.8 ft , Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft , Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft , Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .

Heleena

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830675699461681259

'We dance to our customers at a teahouse' - As109 .

Alice109

https://fantia.jp/fanclubs/479616/plans

go to https://host-now.neocities.org/users.fast.net/~ytmndreactda/ytmnd-reactda.htm/bulletin/1 to watch this gif there also

mandestroyscomputer

mandestroyscomputer.com/download/mdc.mp3 (old website no longer exists)

CENA DE CRIS CAMINHAO NO FILME HORA DO RUSH DANÇANDO A FAMOSA BOSSA NOVA FEITA POR BELCHIOR CENA EM QUESTÃO: JACKIE E TUCKER PERSEGUEM UM CRIMINOSO CHINÊS QUE FOGE PELOS FUNDOS. JACKIE PULA O BALCÃO COM AGILIDADE. TUCKER TENTA PULAR, MAS FICA PRESO NO MEIO. TUCKER: EU NÃO NASCI PRA ISSO! ELE FINALMENTE CONSEGUE PASSAR, MAS ESCORREGA E CAI DE CARA NUM SACO DE ARROZ. JACKIE SEGUE LUTANDO COM OS COZINHEIROS, DESVIANDO DE FACAS E USANDO UMA FRIGIDEIRA. NO MEIO DA CONFUSÃO, UMA MÚSICA COMEÇA A TOCAR NO SOM AMBIENTE. CAMINHAO: O QUE É ISSO? ELE ESCUTA COM ATENÇÃO. E A CENA ACONTECE

bostanova

Soul Bossa Nova - Quincy Jones

I have no words to explain myself.

prlstourettes

PRLR theme song + Tourette's Guy

I'm letting my dog write the description: adskjbhkmabm,mxzkjbuiagskillallhumanshglbhclxynoitanrlasdfbork

SamHallandMaxOates

i can't go for that no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Fuck! The energy feedback blew us out of the Megazord!

zord

Same (no really, it seriously sounds like he says this)