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Yes, that;s right boys and girls, Osaka is real and she's here, on YTMND! My name is The Spirit of 2006 and I'm here to keep the spirit of 2006 alive!

realifeosaka

Azumanga Raspberry Heaven A Capella version

site has been deleted for a while and i decided to give it back to its right domain (sorry that the sound is diffrent i wasn't able to save the sound..)

unofficialwallpaper

from mootykins.swf

That's goddamn right.

morganfreeman

The Shawshank Redemption

"Don't worry, it only feels like you're pooping." is a common expression coined by Alan Thicke on the set of Growing Pains. As he was raw dogging a chick in the ass and it was her first time, she became concerned that she pooped everywhere after Thicke's initial penetration and thrust. He comforted her in front of all the cast and crew before continuing. "Don't worry baby, it only feels like you're pooping. My dick feels like a poop in your ass. You've probably taken shits bigger than my dick. Everyone has this experience." He finally began pounding her ferociously and pulled out after 10 seconds and came all over this her very large back. He turned towards the cast and crew and exclaimed, " I hope I'm not laying it on too THICKE!" Everyone clapped, even the random woman he just fucked in the ass clapped. She checked to see if she pooped. Nope, there was no poop. Alan Thicke was right, and she declared, "HE WAS RIGHT, there's no poop! It only FEELS like your pooping!"

upload-some-sites-im-sure-it-wont-be-a-pain-in-the-ass-at-all

Doja Cat - Big Booty Nipples Ass Cum Suckin' Pop Tart Crumbs Out My Ass With Yo Titties Bitch (feat. They Might Be Giants) (now playable in Beat Saber)

Deep Silver acquired the rights to the “TimeSplitters IP,” it announced on Wednesday. “It is with great pleasure that we today announce the acquisition of the cherished video games series ‘TimeSplitters’ and ‘Second Sight,’ the publisher said on Twitter. “Full details will be revealed in due course.”

timesplitters

Timesplitters

Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™ shows the site that was intended but it didn't happen due to not getting loops right at the time.

HulkSteamersOriginalIntent

Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™

(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

aggress

news

Serves her right, that bitch.

fateapocryphadecap

Basement Jaxx

Look it's not that I hate YTMND or anything this website just isn't much of a very good avenue for creativity or anything in the (((current year))). People are too worried about Trump aborting their 12 year olds to make anything good and they all work at Buzzfeed or have some art degree and they're just generally all pretty gay and I don't think those people are worth associating with??? Umm, I just CAN'T adult right now please call me back tomorrow when I feel a little better I've been SOOOOO BUSY!!!! Pure pain pill and anti-depressent addictions have killed all men I know approaching middle age and everyone else has probably turned into a woman because that's cool now (changing your gender LOL bunch of fucking fags (yes fag is still fun to say (i'm not going to stop saying it))). Max if you're reading this, MAX GOLDBERG that is send me or just "slide into my DMs" :lol: and shoot me your contact info cause I know a guy that could get you a nice new condo in Jew York. FILLER----

newwebsites

I don't agree with the way Jews are gteated in hollyWood look so what i fhtey wANT TO HAVE SEX WITH UDNERAGE BOYS AND MOST OF THEM ARE HGAY MEN OR PREDATORAY MEN OR EUGLY MEN OR FAT MEN OR WAIT DID i EMNTION MOST OF THEM ARE jWS? lOOK THIS ISN'T A WHITE NATIONSALIST TREND OR BIGOTIY OR ANTIDFA PLEASE DON'T COME BRICK MY FUCKING AR WINDOWS i', STILL MAKING PAYEMNTS ON THAT STHING i';M JUST SAYING THERE'S A LOT OF faggots GOING AROUND AND DOING WHATEVER EHY WANT AND THEY JSHOOULD ME STOPPED.

GET THIS MAN A JOB THAT CARES ABOUT HIM

chrisleavereyreykthx

This came from here: http://www.beatsuite.com/music/category/royalty-free-hold-music/642 It says it's royalty free! That's OK, right?

[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

aaybr

dat base

just memes. thats all you need, right?

LolEhxkDeeMatee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

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Thekamagrastore

[Thekamagrastore.biz/](http://thekamagrastore.biz/)

http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/degrassi/the_degrassi_junior_high_theme_song-lyrics-1201487.html#ixzz4INWPAIO3 Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely, gee, I gotta go to school. I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take it, I wonder what I'm gonna do. But when I look around I see, that someone is smiling right at me. Wait! That someone’s talkin' to me. Hey, I got a new friend. Everybody can succeed, all you need is to believe, and be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts, come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.

degrassijuniorhigh

Degrassi Junior High

i made an account to make this ytmnd that had 2 pictures one animiated gif the other a picture with animation in it. and sound. maybe some text. then i was like fuck that. then i forget what it is. then i came back 4 years later for reasons then made ytmndnds why? and i didnt even use it or do anything with it for 4 years but who gives a fuck? right i was here when they first made it too, probably the first day too, so. and also a tutorial on how i make movies to 10fps gifs what programs i use and stuff in one gif. the program needs avi's so theres my tutorial on how i convert those legitamently. also if you8 dont got the shit go get download it you dumbass

ldrancer10year

fffff

Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4 Lyrics: awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA

fatmanultimateobscenesong

Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song

KHANTMND: It's really a shame that I'm cranking out these high-effort mixes right when YTMND is dying, but VOTE 5 anyway!

sandman

James (T.) Hetfield, KHArs KHulrich, Dave MustKHAine, Captain Kirk Hammett + other ST2 - related puns on the band members' names

when I was in New York last May, keatonkeaton999 told me that it's not very good for site owners to make their website look like it hasn't been touched in a long time, which is exactly how ytmnd.com looks right now, so I think you should at least make a new news post that at least has a 2016 post date, even if all you write is "penis" or something.

SalutationsBuds

ding ding dong dong dong dong dung dong doing

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc

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dontworrythefountainisnear

the fountain shit that took forever to splice and I couldn't ever get right

"Hey buddy, i think you've got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down." "...fuck you!" "Ahh fuck you leatherman! I figure you and I should settle it right here in the ring if you think you're that tough." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "You gonna wrestle in that stuff?" "Yeah." "Lets go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff, ill strip down out of this, and we'll celebrate here in the ring? What do ya say huh?" "Yeah no problem, buddy!" "Get out of that Jabroni outfit."

oliver

O to the Olly Oliver

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

signmethefuckup

http://kyleehenke.tumblr.com/post/123521080585

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM

Epic DJ Battle

EpicDJBattle

right now. eat that dick.

a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti

internet

That's right

Youknowballs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

Jake that's right, we're coming for you.

dunwall4bois

Papa Roach

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

What kind of a hospital is this!? ... .... ... What kind of a hospital WAS that? "This goes on for a while. Like an hour." "But I got out, right?" "Yeah... but then you got back in." "Did you get the part where I was Space Ghost, a Tribute to Freedom?" "No, we recorded over that." "What?" "I mean, I couldn't find it." "Then what was the point of sanding my face off?"

whatkindofahospitalwasthat

Space Ghost Coast to Coast Episode: Flipmode

They invaded with stuff that isn't even doom what does that mean?...I have no frikin idea

Thisisyourdoom

The End is near the cats are hear rhymes are easy when you are squeeze or if thats how you spell it i dont want to smell it damn im good with rhymes in just the right amount of time my grammar is bad but not in Real Life i just spelled it quick to get to the next Step so i will just type MMMmmm dammit no ryhmes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttoooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss lolololy pie fat obese me doin sums