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I hate Rick, so when I saw this clip where his day was just fucking ruined, it made my day. The best part for me is that Morty is just doing his own thing and completely unconcerned with Rick. For me, this is just pure schadenfreude.

ricksdayisruined

Rick and Morty Babies April Fool's day video from YouTube

Weird how this boss is telling you not to do the same thing that he's trying to do to you... needless to say, losing to this guy is very painful. Also, the remixes in this game are taking longer than the previous ones...

dcydowac

Don't cite your sources with accuracy!

Self-Explanatory. Not really going for a funny ytmnd or anything; just coincidental thing that sound similar.

gayban

https://youtu.be/B9rrS32ctQk

Cakey is their makeup, Catholics try to shake up, All the things that form their lives, but they're... Dead, their sighs, their songs They know what they do is wrong. Stay here with us, it's just time. Transylvanian Concubine.

churchmusicb

Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine (Manson)

Fucking Flittermice As Satans Spys! Flittermice are the flitter and the mice that fly out of the thing and the frog and the arch arch arh rargh rarh

fuckingflittermice

Datkthrone - As Flittermice As Satans Spys

A robot that looks like Keira Knightley and constantly blasts everyone around it with ear-shattering frequencies? Such a thing could only be the product of the diabolical mind of Psychoco- uh, I mean Dr. Wily. Yeah.

squarewoman

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcited

Was bored so i made this. i think i am running out of ideas PLZ HELP

nedmcoronavirus

NEDM

LOL KHAN GETS IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION BUT WE HAVE TO GO TO COMMERCIAL WHAT UNFORTUNATELY TIMING AND NOW FOR A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM SOME VAGUE THING THAT WE CAN'T ACTUALLY SAY OUT LOUD LEST WE OFFEND SOME OF THE MORE SENSITIVE VIEWERS WHO MIGHT BE WEARY OF SUCH AN OCCURA

khanrightback

UNcited

Hey, YTMND, you still alive?!? OK, good, 'cause I'm gonna breath new life into you with this new upload. It's a mashup of an old (really old) meme with a "Queen" song. I thought up this new meme mashup not long after seeing the "Queen" biopic, "Bohemian Rhapsody". I don't feel I need to explain this one, seeing as this is the home to the original meme. Both involve bikes, I'll tell you that. I severely doubt that someone else made this meme idea before me, but if they did (I'm too lazy to check), I am terribly sorry. This is my first upload to this site (not sure if I'll upload another thing afterwards, although, from what it sounds like, this might also be my last upload. :'( ) Anyway, please enjoy (and I'm sorry.) Go check out where this original meme came from: http://mybike.ytmnd.com/ (I just noticed, this is, like, bringing everything full-circle.)

freddiestolemybicycle

"Bicycle Race" - Queen "Ni**a Stole My Bike" - Duezce

pilleater has found the noob software. now share. im reuploading this cause its pretty kkkool. can somone tell me what they call this girl btw

isthispilleater

dis thing online that got deleted now its on the yourthemannowdog dot com on the internet .www

listen to it. its leeroooy .. mmmbaaggins why does anybody say jenkins? He plainly says leeroy Baggins I remember that's all I ever knew of it, and when i'd look it up, id look up leeroy baggins. now it doesnt give you a answer. i had to search more stuff to find it, and its listed jenkins? wtf? why its baggins and sounds baggins. FUCK

leeroybaggins

he plainly says leeroy baggins. after years of not watching or seeing this, i went to look it up. i see everyoone listing it as leeroy jenkins. Im like wtf. is this the same thing what is this. i watch it and its the same thing i heard andd seen and knew it was baggins. lot of things i knew were seemed to been changed by blizzard to ruin what was originally original fun. my theory is blizzard changed this and have memory holed this after using up the real fun people had with this and changed all the original sites and listings of it. also you used to be able to drink enough in the game to throw up. that disappeard in a patch while I was playing. you cant find any infromation on that. im pretty sure i done that because there was no other reason to get drunk or drink in the game. all refrences to fun or any kind of degeneracy which is normal have been removed from the game by them. when you threw up, from being drunk, yu would end up from wasted to tipsy instantly

Four things that never meet do here unite To shed my blood and to ravage my heart, A radiant brow and tresses that beguile And rosy cheeks and a glittering smile.

birdmaiden

Aerosmith

So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup. All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all. Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others. In total, as far as I know, five people were hit. AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit. Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified. Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows. Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism". Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png) If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.

elephant-is-down

yes yes

Facebook instituted its biggest executive shakeup in its 15-year history this week, appointing new leaders for WhatsApp, Messenger and Facebook’s core app while giving other longtime Facebook executives new responsibilities, including a new effort to tackle blockchain technology. The moves, which were announced internally to employees today, are meant to improve executive communication and user privacy, but the changes also come as Facebook contends with the backlash from the U.S. presidential election, revelations of manipulation by the Russian government and the recent Cambridge Analytica scandal. CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reorganized the social giant’s product and engineering organizations into three main divisions, including a new “Family of apps” group run by Chief Product Officer Chris Cox, the executive previously in charge of the core Facebook app. Cox will now oversee Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger, according to multiple sources, four social apps with a combined reach of more than five billion monthly users. Facebook is also building a new team dedicated to blockchain technology. David Marcus, the executive in charge of Facebook’s standalone messaging app, Messenger, is leaving that post to run the blockchain group, these sources said. That new team will fall under one of the other three divisions, referred to as “New platforms and infra,” which will be managed by CTO Mike Schroepfer. Facebook’s AR, VR and artificial intelligence efforts will also live under Schroepfer’s division. Longtime Facebook exec Javier Olivan, the company’s VP of growth, will oversee the third division, called “Central product services,” which includes all of the shared features that operate across multiple products or apps such as ads, security and growth. Surprisingly, no one appears to be leaving Facebook. Just a lot of old faces in new places. You may have noticed from the diagram that almost all of Facebook’s top product and engineering execs are men. That’s true, though Facebook does have a number of high ranking and influential female product executives that aren’t directly involved in these changes. For example: Fidji Simo, who runs video; Deb Liu, who runs Marketplace; and Julie Zhuo, who runs design. Then, of course, there’s Sheryl Sandberg on the business side of things. The changes all come at an interesting time for Facebook and Zuckerberg, who has been openly discussing his need to take more responsibility for Facebook’s impact on the world. Zuckerberg’s New Year’s resolution was to fix Facebook, and restructuring the team is clearly part of that fix. The hope is that these new roles will keep more open lines of communication among executives without hurting the speed Facebook is known for. (“Move fast and break things,” remember?)

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news

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palpatinetellsanakinjizzandsnotarethesamething

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Just so you know, i'm still alive. It's just that i've been busy with other things in life.

wereallfootdoctors

See the background origin.

YTMND is dead if net neutrality ends.

Net-Neutrality

net neutrality

WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan.

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Russia

A poorly thought-out whiny post commenting on the poor grammar of Blizzard Employees that pops up in the Brawler's Guild area of the game. Expecting a record number of downvotes on this thing, so here goes n'un.

GrammarLessonForBlizzard

Downloaded an MP3 of "Strong Bad's Grammar Song" from nodivisions.com after I Googled searching for an MP3 of the song.

Funny memes and pics. Laugh and forgot about the fact the bad things that happend today.

meme4laif

Hi.

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

ABAP

The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit Gallery will be a perfect re-creation of a video rental store circa 1996, but instead of carrying thousands of porn quadrilogies and action movie knockoffs, this store will carry only Jerry Maguire on VHS. Seeing thousands of Jerrys finally reunited will forever destroy the viewers’ previous perception of culture, waste, and existence as a whole. The Jerrys are a beautiful thing. And this is only the beginning. At the Jerry Maguire Video Store, EIT! will be unveiling plans for the enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all the world’s Jerrys will live until the end of time. Everything Is Terrible! has been working with a team of architects, engineers, and builders to design the epic monument to America’s consumption. Now they need your help to make this stupid dream a reality. All proceeds from the Jerry Maguire Video Store will go towards the land, materials, and labor that are needed to build the Jerry Maguire Pyramid. If you can’t come to Los Angeles, you can still help by making a financial donation and by mailing Jerrys to PO Box 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050. This is the stupidest incarnation of the American dream and it must be realized.

jerrymaguire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRMTahRj0g

you know misspelling in the title, it should be niggers because, we can just call it as it is. labeled, again by who? who labeled it and pisssed somoen off more. its to say they want ot piss somene off more with this shit. thats exactly what theyre tryign to do with it. This is what these, things they use, the hate crimes they call them, are. This shows what they are really just an excuse to get more attention, brought to them, and get someone pissed off. an excuse for later behavoiurs they will have. DONT CALL IT HATE CRIME> WELL CALL IT NIGGERS. FUCK. you assholes. ok. and well, implications. of this. like NOT doing it, would be great, wonderful you know. So, something I dont want to hear about, you know, all day .. is HATE. fucking and if they start to label all these as, hate. how much hate do you THINK THEY CAN PEDDLE FUCKK. PEDDLE IN IN ANY WEAY THEY ANT TO IF ITS THE REACTINOS THEY LOOK FOR OR WHAT, THEYLL USE IT. DO YOU THINK RETALTION TO HATE CRIMES WILL EAD TO WAR? FUCK SHIT SHUTUP. FUCK YO8UR HATE CRIMES YOUR BULLSHIT YOUR TIME YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM EVERYONE. SOLUTION ONLY ALLOWED.

ateeight

mr bungle -

Watching Nick with the gaming chair, it was suddenly so clear. The chair would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be friends who came and went over the years, this thing, this gaming chair was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

ripgamingchair

Utter sadness.

For giving me a venue to be creative as hell for all these years. I always thought that this place would outlive me but sadly looks like it's the other way around. Just wish things worked out better for you with ytmnd.

thankyoumax

TheFatRat - Monody (feat. Laura Brehm)

The first thing that came to my mind when I thought about "cut"

pokeCut

http://www.freesound.org/people/arithni/sounds/83630/

Microsoft wants you to crossreference your computer to sites and get hacked. See the big yes, see the non-no button its not a button its in the other thing which makes it not a button. there are no analog buttons like that anywhere, its not classified as a button this shit on this part of windows sucks. they want yoru computer cross linked to a site, which will get you hacked. just like 3rd party cookies are spyware, and microsoft didnt want to remove those, give you the option to turn them off, in ie6, i think it was. They said they didnt want them to not get money. i cant find the fucking link anymore, anyway i watched it. ever seen the commercial where the burn this folder to cd icon was put in every folder on vista? yaa its there still. gotta say that page when it opens, also bothers you when the page slides down when that popup, comes up when the page opens and slides the page down, getting in your way, making you push the button to get rid of the shit. include it in the os not claim some fake word dlc or some fucking bullshit.

microsoft3rdpartycookiesie6

explorer

Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4 Lyrics: awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA

fatmanultimateobscenesong

Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song

Why am I not allowed to post anime. I just wanna make a silly thing with anime in it. Why is that bad? Please don't take this down

touchthegrell

Shinkou, the Grell theme song.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc