?what I feel when I put my headphones on |
ZeroTehShadowZ |
(2.33) |
672 |
2013-06-05 |
description:
FEEL THE MUSIC
umm.... yeah sure....
domain:
TommyTrashPatrick
sound origin:
bought the song on beatport and edited it on audacity. I do not own the rights for it.
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?Rub Mah Boobies |
JoeIsInTheCloud |
(1.00) |
473 |
2013-06-02 |
description:
Does what it says on the tin.
domain:
RubMahBoobies
sound origin:
Mr. Weebl (with apologies)
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?Tayto is outrageous |
GravesDisease |
(3.33) |
534 |
2013-05-08 |
description:
My stupid cat loving rubbish music
domain:
stupidtayto
sound origin:
Heard it on radio.
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?Wow,wata bitch |
ConradBrownstein |
(1.00) |
344 |
2013-04-30 |
description:
dayum
domain:
wowwatabitch
sound origin:
i found it on youtube
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?TRUTHTMND: Myface is a CIA operation |
woman |
(3.33) |
1,308 |
2013-04-27 |
description:
Do you actually beLIEve an lone person can create a website with millions of people on it?
domain:
facepoop
sound origin:
MGS4 OST - Guns of the Patriots
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?More than Ever - Max Needs Us |
tzsjynx |
(4.10) |
6,091 |
2013-04-26 |
description:
Over the past few weeks, we have all come to realize close to our hearts a YTMND really is, and how a shut down would really break up a great internet community. We had people banding together for support, reposting other people's content for attention, downloading over 100 megabytes worth of content to help perserve a rich history, and even setting up Bitly or Paypall or some stupid shit so you could give someone money. No matter where you stood on all of it, one things for sure - no other site would allow this many racist jokes.
Laddies and Gentlemen, YTMND has always been there for us... now its time to be there for it.
Please sponsor YTMND, because he only makes a few thousand dollars not maintaining this site. We all have parents that have a little bit to give, let's change the world. Because YOU'RE the man now, dog.
domain:
helpmaxwithmoney
sound origin:
=* ;(
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?SIGN THE PETITION TO REVERT YTMND INTO I... |
woman |
(3.33) |
1,634 |
2013-04-19 |
description:
Sign it by voting 5 and commenting on it!
domain:
everythingbegins
sound origin:
MGS2 OST - Can't Say Goodbye to Yesterday
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?Utter Shit |
buttbon |
(1.00) |
568 |
2013-04-11 |
description:
Why are you watching this?
domain:
uttershit
sound origin:
Heard it on the radio one day, bought it on iTunes.
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?(nsfw) Alec loves Sally |
getcutbymullage |
(3.00) |
900 |
2013-04-08 |
description:
Alec Xavier Long
domain:
pussywhipped
sound origin:
I found it on youtube
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?Lando is very much alive |
volkstraum |
(2.75) |
1,499 |
2013-04-07 |
description:
PBC, Esq.: Requiem.
domain:
PBCESQthefirst
sound origin:
Excuse me girl
I know it's a bit embarrassing but
I just noticed some tan lines
On your shirt
See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high
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?(nsfw) methodman |
jamster54 |
(1.67) |
1,164 |
2013-04-04 |
description:
I'll fuckin' tie you to a fuckin bedpost With your ass cheeks spread out and shit Right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there For like a half hour Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
domain:
methodmansass
sound origin:
self wutang
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?Focused Cat |
novayne |
(3.63) |
1,565 |
2013-04-01 |
description:
Kitty is focused on what it is doing.
domain:
focusedcat
sound origin:
Flight Of The Bumblebee by Rimsky-Korsakov
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?something i found on a hp camera here |
ldrancer |
(3.00) |
1,373 |
2013-03-23 |
description:
found this on a camera when i got it. this
domain:
cameraaaa
sound origin:
dfsa
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?Even The Army Strong People Cry |
sillysheets |
(2.60) |
598 |
2013-03-13 |
description:
A small violin for army officers who complain
domain:
companyofficerscomplaining
sound origin:
Made it on garage band. Army Strong Song
|
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?They're Coming To Take Me Away |
Kevin0323 |
(1.33) |
1,440 |
2013-03-13 |
description:
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged
You not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well!
You left me anyhow and then
The days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind.
And
They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
You thought it was a joke
and so you laughed, you laughed,
when I had said that losing you
would make me flip my lid.
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed
and laughed and then you left but
Now you know I'm utterly mad
And
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho,
hee hee, haa haa
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha...
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back for
All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds,
Hah?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt!
And
They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha...
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see.....
domain:
funny-farm
sound origin:
Dr Demento - Funny Farm
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?ANOTHER BLUE RIBBON |
racic |
(3.00) |
592 |
2013-02-22 |
description:
hecarim don't see nothin wrong with a little bump and grind
domain:
hecarim
sound origin:
IF ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT HORSE ON HORSE LOVE, IT'S R KELLY
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?(nsfw) Get on my level. |
AliveDrive |
(2.00) |
3,428 |
2013-02-08 |
description:
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black stripe, yellow paint
Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't
Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face
Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake
Suede insides, my engine roarin'
It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it
And I got the petal to the metal
Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level
Hear them haters talk
But there's nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million
Got another million on my schedule
No love for a nigga breakin' hearts
No keys, push to start
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Got a call from my jeweler, this just in
Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends
Not a lesbian, but she a freak though
This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho
I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds
So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is
Got a pocketful of big faces
Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Stay high like how I'm supposed to do
That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you
And my car look unapproachable
Super clean but it's super mean
She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks
Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap
I let her get high, she want and she feel that
Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
You already know what it is, man
And if you don't, you should by now
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
domain:
goml
sound origin:
Youtube.
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?A time for tranquil reflection |
fearcondom |
(4.46) |
11,608 |
2013-01-28 |
description:
if your father poops on the floor in front of your young pregnant wife, is it time to consider alternative options?
domain:
tranquilreflection
sound origin:
DinahWashington-RelaxMax
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?Dance, Bryce |
davidjohnson |
(3.79) |
3,753 |
2013-01-16 |
description:
It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.
domain:
brycedance
sound origin:
BAAAAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
|
?roulette |
mattdh12 |
(4.48) |
9,909 |
2013-01-06 |
description:
payouts for roulette = 35:1. there are 35 slices of bread in 2 loafs, depending on how you count those end pieces. THIS DUDE RISKED IT ALL then got carried away with his winnings
domain:
whoaroulette
sound origin:
sounds of various old people around the country. maine, florida, colorado, idaho, and new mexico to be specific.
|
?Vanderbreakitdown |
mikhul-felps |
(3.83) |
817 |
2013-01-05 |
description:
I have no idea where this sound came from i just randomly found it on my flashdrive. Seriously if anyone knows what it is tell me
domain:
vanderbeek
sound origin:
Vanderbeatz
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?If Only It Grew On Trees |
ObiWanJerkobi |
(2.33) |
452 |
2013-01-01 |
description:
If only it grew on trees...
domain:
ifonlyitgrewontrees
sound origin:
Fast Life - Kool G. Rap ft. Nas
|
?poster for NISA |
thenightman |
(3.00) |
677 |
2013-01-01 |
description:
was on acid last night, morre like coming off it, decided to make a poster for him since he getd so much hate
domain:
free4alllzzz
sound origin:
ending theme to portal title "still alive"
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?IT'S SUNDAY |
Krangar18 |
(3.77) |
3,647 |
2012-12-23 |
description:
I was thinking of making a Doctor Who site where it's all ms paint and The Doctor has a cat that keeps shitting on the console. Rory says, "Doctor you fucked up. You've turned the universe into a giant ass."
"Well that's why you don't bring CATS into the TARDIS, you twit!
"You materialized around his hiding spot behind the TV!"
"SHUT UP and fly the Tardis while I make cat litter out of chunks of the floor."
The Doctor will discover that the Tardis didn't come with an emergency sledge hammer and curse the manufacturer. But they crash on Planet Wetfood and they never see the cat again. Amy cries.
domain:
itsatimemachine
sound origin:
still haven't heard this song
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?Spaghetti 12 of 100 |
Sporticus |
(3.93) |
2,368 |
2012-12-23 |
description:
belfour fans on it look out now here's a loose puck they score!
domain:
spaghetti12
sound origin:
belfour
|
?Moon your feet |
MoonGod |
(3.60) |
1,272 |
2012-12-23 |
description:
i have shelved this project for to long
i just didn't have time to finish it
hadn't worked on it since august
just slapped the parts i had made together today
domain:
moonierseinior
sound origin:
edited it myself
|
?(nsfw) Moon Man steals Christmas and kyumes on ... |
DarthWang |
(3.46) |
3,469 |
2012-12-23 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
kyume
sound origin:
Moon Man
|
?Dawn of a New Day |
NickyThump |
(2.33) |
799 |
2012-12-22 |
description:
No apocalypse. Take the weekend off, enjoy this tasty solo, and get ready to do it all again on Monday.
domain:
dawnofanewday
sound origin:
Pearl Jam- Live at the Gorge
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?(nsfw) valve thieves |
ldrancer |
(3.57) |
1,488 |
2012-12-20 |
description:
a promise of never my items used for using my game are never dropped out of their asses. what does someone here think im stupid, .. fuck. randomly means never. promise was them stealing, claiming too, at the same time, which never happenned, that people wanted this. NOBODY fucking wanted it. not one person, everybody bitched and griped. in game though, its like 1 out of every 15 people im guessing but they never say nothng, out of the people talking, it makes sense though. 1 out of 10 will say its shit with and agree with me that it is. it seems like 1 out of 24 or so. though. just saing that thats how many of their emplooyeess they have. seriously they quoted me my game time when i told them the game was screwed up and they dindt have a game and my game shouldnt degrade. drm used to degrade. valve first at work. not going to happen, one way or another i will get my money back. son of a bitches with worst game on earth.
domain:
killingthievesisthethingtodo
sound origin:
i hope that funkintelligence don't get pissed at me. thats a song they done. im using it, cause i think its neat. dont be pissed. im using it. hah. ehhhhh
funkintelligence, ripped off their damn website. dont be pissed. im palying it
im not a pice of shit like valve i can use shit thats others. at leaset i think about getting permissionfirst. and, eh, hey funkintelligence, i was around where you where playing, and almost met you guys. so. whate the fuck ever. my names, included in my user name take the damn ld out. and the ... never mind. but youguys ithink know ..well whatever this songs cool. i could of met you guys if id went with someone playing. wellllllllllllll ldrancer(a)roadrunner(dot)com
im taking up for this copyright.
hi my names valve fuck you we'll scam otheres with everything we can think of cause thiers no laws saying other.
sorry everyone had to read this shit
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?Wesley's Lessons Part 1 |
fearcondom |
(4.45) |
6,894 |
2012-12-14 |
description:
The crew takes a hands on approach when it comes to educating young Wesley Crusher.
domain:
WesLes01
sound origin:
STTNG
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