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alejandro

I found it on youtube.

Superman is allergic to salted popcorn, so he has to dump the popcorn all over the floor and use the bowl as a shit bucket. Lex Luthor's house is really really big, so big that not even Superman has time to speed over to the restroom. But the power of Superman's rectum shoots the diarrhea out so fast that the bowl breaks. Some of Superman's projectile shit gets on the scattered popcorn that is all over the floor. Lex Luthor's mother enters the room and thinks it's chocolate popcorn. So she takes off all her clothes and gets down on her hands and knees to eat the chocolate popcorn citing the 5 second rule. But Lex Luthor's mom is allergic to chocolate, so she picks up the broken pieces of the bowl and attempts to fit them back together on the floor, and then shits all over it. Lex Luthor is very upset that everyone is allergic to everything; and is even more sore that his new carpet is now a disaster. So Lex Luthor calls 1-800-STEEMER, for Stanley's Carpet Cleaning services.

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marty

An endless tube... don't stare too long on it ;)

blacktube

M.Rahn - Officer Down (slowed down)

It was recently reported that the simple fix to the iphone 4 dropping calls was a simple piece of duct tape on the side of the antenna. I cannot believe this.

iphoneducttape

WWE Monday Night RAW

This boy don't know what he doin singing this song.

rubdontknow

Got it from my boys on youtube.

"The humor of everyday life is way funnier than what the comedians do on TV. It's the stuff that happens right in front of your face when there's no routine and everything is unexpected."

harveypekar

'Trees 2'

you gotta get em into one

inaroutine

its ok to say this cause it's on the internet.

Just what it says on the tin.

worstassignmentever

Matrix Reloaded + The Frighteners + Audacity

brooks laich is the real slim shady

laichitlaichthat

bet on it - high school musical soundtrack 2

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On July 6, 2010, Activision-Blizzard announced that they were going to require WoW, starcraft and diablo players to show their real life first and last names when they post on the forums. I read literally every response in that legendary thread - it had grown to over 1000 pages and more than 20,000 responses overnight, and this is the funniest post.

realnameforums

World of Warcraft soundtrack

I recently heard this song on the radio for the first time in a long time, and decided it needed to be on YTMND. So then I thought of the best image to use for this song.

buzzaldrinpunch

Jonathan King - "Everyone's Gone to the Moon"

Warning: Throwing paper at Chuck Norris may cause Eye Injury. Also, how stupid can you be messing with Chuck Norris in the first place?! This kid got lucky he didn't just burst into flames. If only Chuck Norris was my teacher.

ChuckNorrisTeacher

Remix on YouTube. If you search Delta Force Remix or Chuck Norris Remix, you'll find it.

Trust me, after hearing this you will hear it every time its on the radio. TRUST ME

idonthinksomiley

Mileys slutty video, tim allen

Zarapes of Berlin

berlinzarape

Made it on my computer

I wish the quality was better, but I made it on some shit site called gifninja.

secretnaziopposingforce

Blümchen- Heut Ist Mein Tag

Chris Lindsay gettin it on

chrisgetsiton

beautiful love making song

I found the gif on Senor Gif and decided to make it into a YTMND

ZidaneVuvuzelas

Zidane YTMNDs, Most Annoying Sound In the World Cup

Honestly, did you really think Patrik Pacard was a Jamaican who looked like Jean-Luc Picard with dreadlocks? http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrik_Pacard (if you have Google Chrome, it can be translated straight away. If not, there's a shorter version on the English Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrik_Pacard)

JaDasIstPacard

http://europeisnotenough.ytmnd.com/

LOL! KHANTMND: Think again if you are thinking about voting less than 5 on it, and keep thinking again until you think of voting 5 and then do it!

lasered

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apple is suing HTC yet again. The inspiration for this YTMND is from a user comment on a DailyTech.com article: http://tinyurl.com/25hdxlq (comment #2): "Steve: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there at HTC, are walking into a trap, as is your android fleet. It was I who allowed Gizmodo to know the location of the iPhone. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best lawyers awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the patents will be quite valid when your friends arrive."

patentwars

Star Wars soundtrack and sound recordings

come on, I know it's not easy but you should try

makesites

disturbed

Just a little something, hope it works out well with the timing. Billy Mays, RIP.

WowWhatsThis

WTFBoom, search for it on the youtubes.

Like an idiot I uploaded it to my actual account. Repost on alt.

iambusytonight

Castlevania: HoD

Samuel L. Jackson is rather fed up with the snakes on the airborne vehicle he is currently within.

weabouttoopensomewindows

I got the sound from a Youtube video uploaded by "alkatmsu".

Ewok Ewok

lets-get-it-ewok

Ewok Gospel

Someone do it and post it on the Moon Man forums

threeddotgameheroes

MAKE MOON MAN IN 3D DOT HEROES

It's been a long time since I've been on YTMND, and a friend of mine showed me the evil that is the Vuvuzela. He also suggested making this YTMND, so I did. Enough said.

vuvuzelarapedmyears

Punch Out + Vuvuzela sound from http://vuvuzela.ytmnd.com (Sampled in FL Studio)

I've been sitting on this site for over a month until it was official that I got the job.

Igotajob

the we did it song

ITS FUNNY

ff9funnies

BECAUSE ITS BASED ON NEW FAD 6 LOL