| ?(nsfw) Why They Make Club Music |
datosprivados |
(1.80) |
1,092 |
2012-02-24 |
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description:
They make club music hard and slow, guess what procreative act that imitates??? YUP! You guessed it. Down and dirty, love-making/screwing of the first degree. Here's some hysteria from Ibiza, a famous Spanish nightclub in one of those fleshpot Mediterranean cities.
domain:
clubmusicsreasonofbeing
sound origin:
I got it from an old friend who worked in a Spanish nightclub, it's public domain since the company that produced it was involved in some legal hassle with the comiseria and lost all rights to its music.
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| ?Kim Jong is dead |
Nate66 |
(3.42) |
1,462 |
2011-12-19 |
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description:
That's right bitches.
domain:
hewillneverdie
sound origin:
Soundgarden
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| ?motion tracked ass for easier editing |
rug |
(3.48) |
2,054 |
2011-11-08 |
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description:
motion tracked ass for easier editing. ass ass ass ass also, "perfect loop." remember who used to say that? huh? hahaha, right.
domain:
motiontrack
sound origin:
THIS IS YOUR WORLD AND MINE. LET'S MEET! LETS HAVE COFFEE!!!!!
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| ?Who's Next 2011 |
BuGaLoU |
(3.65) |
4,850 |
2011-10-22 |
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description:
Notable deaths of 2011.
From lower right corner, clock wise:
Steve Jobs
Ryan Dunn
Bubba Smith
Mikey Welsh
Al Davis
Elizabeth Taylor
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Osama Bin Laden
Amy Winehouse
Dan Wheldon
Peter Falk
Muammar Gaddafi
Nate Dogg
The Reaper is greedy, so there are lots more that are not shown. Additions will be added upon request.
domain:
whosnext2011
sound origin:
Super Metroid - Brin Star Red Area
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| ?GERALDO AUTO REPAIR |
anystrom |
(2.71) |
1,295 |
2011-09-23 |
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description:
Taking two fads that seem to be popular right now.
domain:
geraldoautorepair
sound origin:
Sourne doRotingsen
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| ?Damn It!!!! |
GIFripper102 |
(1.00) |
995 |
2011-08-06 |
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description:
Isabella: Uh, Major Monogram?
Major Monogram: Uh, Yes.
Isabella: So none of us will remember ANY of today?
Major Monogram: That's right.
Isabella: Good.
Isabella kisses Phineas
Phineas: (Gasp) Isabella!
Isabella: Hit it Carl!
Phineas: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Carl activates Amnesia-inator.
Butthead: This Sucks!
Beavis: Yeah.
Brock: Damn It! I THOUGH THE COLD WAR WAS OVER!!!!!
Conker: STUPID WRITTERS!!!!!
domain:
pfmoviea
sound origin:
Toy Story on Sega Genesis
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| ?WACKY WHEELZ: 4th People |
venkatesh |
(1.00) |
960 |
2011-07-14 |
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description:
1. Strap On That Venky Smile
2. Dr. Cock
3. Crank That Ho
4. Sorry Bitch
5. My Stallion (Pt. 1)
6. Pollo Niggas
7. Right To The Nigga Ways...
8. Captain Fuck
9. Nigga Sweat
domain:
hishonorableApple
sound origin:
The Appol a Day keeps Him at ease
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| ?ANIMAL: 7th 11th MIDI |
venkatesh |
(3.00) |
1,077 |
2011-06-03 |
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description:
His [Venky's] willingness to persist was that one [1] essence for the time of the sacred moment. As the left eye blinked, so did the right with such accuracy it was beyond astonishing!
domain:
TooLoud
sound origin:
The inner dreams of the one of his presents'. His honor whose reader is none other than His.
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| ?Coming this October |
nihn |
(3.70) |
1,324 |
2011-05-31 |
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description:
That's right, get ready to ascend.
domain:
the-end-is-near-again
sound origin:
cuteness
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| ?There's no way that can be right |
jhoods |
(3.50) |
1,691 |
2011-05-05 |
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description:
Nappa is right, there's no way it's over 9000 Hz
domain:
reallynotover9000
sound origin:
DBZ
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| ?Nine Thousand?? Theres no way that can be right..... |
crazfulla |
(2.00) |
1,436 |
2011-04-09 |
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description:
LIQUIDS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!!! Yeah I know this scene has been overdone, but seriously, witht he amount of DBZ crap in manuel's avatar and signature, you would think he would of posted this... Seriously dude, you're just sad.
domain:
liquid9000
sound origin:
google
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| ?The new Westinghouse AP1000, now 1000% ***L... |
dcorbe |
(1.33) |
1,373 |
2011-03-15 |
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description:
I realize they actually meant "Our reactors are now safer because they're cheaper to build and easier to operate" but the words "less" and "safe" should never appear together in product marketing literature about a nulcear reactor -- especially considering that it's 3 AP1000s that are melting down in Japan right now
domain:
lolwestinghouse
sound origin:
bunch of random ytmnds, also: the price is right
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| ?Frazzle Snazzle |
bleebleblabble |
(3.33) |
2,130 |
2011-02-26 |
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description:
That's right I wrote down the square root of firsnazzle difornazzle.
domain:
frazzlesnazzle
sound origin:
SNL skit
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| ?That's right Peter |
Flameman |
(3.36) |
1,104 |
2011-02-17 |
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description:
I don't think you needed to explain that to him.
domain:
Spiderman1970
sound origin:
Spider-Man 1970's TV series
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| ?President Mubarak resigns |
Nate66 |
(2.80) |
1,014 |
2011-02-11 |
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description:
That's right
domain:
landorulestheworld
sound origin:
..
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| ?ytmnd users who don't give a fuck (part 1 / ... |
mik3m |
(3.22) |
1,673 |
2010-11-24 |
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description:
best ytmnd user yeah that's right you're looking at him
domain:
autobiography
sound origin:
isn't pde10 an english major maybe he should do it
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| ?(nsfw) Crank Dat Suicide |
Pawns4Mons |
(3.43) |
1,837 |
2010-11-09 |
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description:
Even in death this man shows us that bad rap always goes perfectly with twitching bodies.
domain:
crankdatsuicide
sound origin:
Soulja Boy, Copyright 2010 .... ahh who am I kidding that nigger isn't sponsered.... right?
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| ?Join Operation Payback (is a bitch)! |
chronoftw |
(2.00) |
1,626 |
2010-10-19 |
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description:
To whom it may concern;
This is to inform you that we, Anonymous, have for the last few days been involved in an Operation
called "Payback is a Bitch".
This was begun in retaliation for denial of service attacks perpetrated by AIPLEX against The Pirate
Bay's servers on behalf of the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) and the MPAA (Motion
Pictures Association of America). Anonymous has successfully engaged in its own DDoS against AIPLEX's
servers and has expanded its operations against the MPAA and the RIAA, which at the time of writing were
also unreachable.
Anonymous is sick and tired of these corporations seeking to control the internet in their pursuit of
profit. Anonymous cannot sit by and do nothing while these organizations stifle the spread of ideas and
attack those who wish to exercise their rights to share with others. Anonymous will not just watch while
others are attacked. Their servers have been shut down and they will remain so for as long as there is no true
freedom of information and data. These successful attacks on MPAA and RIAA's servers shall continue. An
injury to one is an injury to all.
Anonymous,
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget
domain:
operationpayback
sound origin:
Doom 2
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| ?Cartman's an A-Hole Baby! |
MrCleveland |
(2.00) |
680 |
2010-10-13 |
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description:
Cartman is just a big baby...that's right, Eric!
domain:
warren82
sound origin:
South Park
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| ?Harry Potter's diabolical plan |
Walter26 |
(3.75) |
1,521 |
2010-10-13 |
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description:
Little did Ron know that Harry had ensured his success at the match only so that he would hook up with Lavender, pushing Hermione right into Harry's hands. Harry had long desired to get into Hermione's pants, and that night he did!
domain:
justasplanned
sound origin:
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Revenge of the Sith
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| ?Is it all right if she doesn't know that he'... |
Richdog89 |
(4.00) |
1,677 |
2010-08-22 |
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description:
it was a dark and stormy night...
domain:
yourjustjealous
sound origin:
Marvin Gaye "I Want You"
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| ?Kevin Federline admits being gay |
tesseraktik |
(2.00) |
1,223 |
2010-07-27 |
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description:
They tried doing a Turing test with Kevin Federline. That's why fishbot now has human right.
domain:
bringensiemirFAGerlein
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQd9jWYZky0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE
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| ?Dear OldSpice Guy, how can I get better grades? |
Richdog89 |
(4.19) |
4,389 |
2010-07-19 |
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description:
"Quick! To the Library!"
"The Library?! What is it??"
"It's a big building with books in it, but that's not important right now."
domain:
sixbajillionXmoreeffective
sound origin:
youtube ad for a library at BYU. damn straight i stole it and called it my own. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ArIj236UHs
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| ?Something Doesn't Add Up |
ectsoman |
(4.00) |
3,480 |
2010-07-18 |
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description:
Was stalking someone on ytmnd and was looking through their stuff when suddenly 16,777,204 views.
domain:
holdonaminute
sound origin:
One by Ratatat from the Beats Album.
And Lisa, from the fucking meme that's every where right now.
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| ?House is poppin too many pills again |
Richdog89 |
(4.13) |
2,019 |
2010-07-16 |
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description:
this isn't as funny as i thought it would be...
domain:
ilovehughhughloveme
sound origin:
flock of seagulls + my edits because the more i listened to it, the more i realized it didn't actually sound right. so i'm admitting that i cheated for all you die-hard flock of seagulls fans who know the song actually goes "meet a girl like you [...] hypnotized me though"
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| ?RIP Pekar |
Vonnegut |
(3.94) |
2,733 |
2010-07-12 |
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description:
"The humor of everyday life is way funnier than what the comedians do on TV. It's the stuff that happens right in front of your face when there's no routine and everything is unexpected."
domain:
harveypekar
sound origin:
'Trees 2'
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| ?D.C. Comics' next movie will be Green Lante... |
Flameman |
(3.00) |
1,606 |
2010-06-27 |
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description:
That's right! For all you D.C. fans, the next movie will be Green Lantern.
domain:
GreenLanternMovie
sound origin:
Superman theme (why not?)
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| ?No. More. Glasses |
mcgamer |
(3.78) |
1,295 |
2010-06-16 |
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description:
No. More. Glasses. That's right. No. More. Glasses.
domain:
nomoreglasses
sound origin:
e3.nintenod.com
Nintendo Conference
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| ?THE UMFULD-MAX YTND.COM 2.0 GOOGLES... |
jetz |
(3.94) |
2,523 |
2010-06-13 |
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description:
deep ytmnd secrets unveiled: Right before Darthwang was about the destroy the umfuld, Macs had sex with umfuld to save ytmnd, and 2.0 was born from the womb of umfold. thats why it's bad.
domain:
ohwhat
sound origin:
the googels.com
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| ?DudeHuge |
Cr3ative |
(1.29) |
1,612 |
2010-05-14 |
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description:
The thing that was cool was that Mass Effect is kind of an RPG for me, with the cover-based shooting. I think there's a reason why it's been successful. Because gamers love Gears.
It's like well, here's something that's like Gears, but even has more depth, and a different setting. It's Star Wars for this new generation, right? Well, and the addition of the potential for having sex in a video game is also very powerful.
domain:
DudeHuge
sound origin:
http://www.findsounds.com/
http://unitedfilmproduction.webs.com/Star%20Wars%20Sounds/2%20clash%203.wav
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