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thatthingfrombefore

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Yeah. That bit from the beginning of the Nero track Me and You. You think the song's gonna start, but it never does.

neroloops

nero

Human interaction leads to suffering. The only thing that you can do to minimize that suffering for yourself is to inflict it on others and take joy in doing so.

shitontheworld

Oh, diddums doesn't like ear rape? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING MEANT TO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED EAR RAPE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR OWN PISS THROUGH A STRAW YOU MORON

Not the worst thing that could

MotherEffingPopcorn

Tyhay movie wit titanic guy

Beyonce's new song which sounds like incomprehensible gibberish is definitely talking about a pterodactyl beiber.

PTERODACTYLBIEBER

A tiny clip from beyonce's best thing i never, with the only two words that make sense.

How can there be hatred in the world that is so magical?

itsabeautifullife

We love and miss you Michael!!!

in a lost episode of sienfield, larry david had jerry get amnesia after a terrible car accident, then kramer takes invites jerry to his cult meeting, and a confused jerry becomes indoctrinated with racial hatred. things become awkward when he goes to his girlfriends apartment, only to find that she has an african-american doorman in her building. this episode was never aired due to its racist subject matter

signfeld

a newfound jerry

Only thing that kills him - true story.

onlythingthatkillsbarnes

platoon

A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it? Text from Yahoo!: "A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up. 1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city. 2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires. I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great. Thank you." Best Answer: "The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward. After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing). Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."

detroitvampires

An mp3 file of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" downloaded from the iTunes library.

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to Sheen, now back at your man, now back to Sheen. Sadly, he isn’t Sheen, but if he stopped using ladies scented marijuana and switched to crack rock, he could smell like he’s Sheen. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mansion with the Sheen your man could rant like. What’s in your hand, back at Sheen. He has it, it’s an oyster with two kilos of that thing you love (hard, hard drugs). Look again, the drugs are now hookers. Anything is possible when your man smells like Charlie Sheen and not a lady. I’m on a whore.

fromthegoodpeoplethatbroughtyouseaorg

http://ocremix.org/remix/OCR00268/

Just a little reminder for those of us who spend way too much time on internet bullshit that working is the moral thing to do.

gb2work

Edited noitu love 2 intro

ytmnd

blends

sound

Bleh

SNOOOSNOOOO

Portal

It was a regular day on 4chan, yes it was. Pornography and racism strewn about on /b/, nothing unusual. Then moot made the fateful decision...to make /b/ a War zone. Moot made the title or /b/ to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI." "Anonymous" in the name field changed to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI," and so did every post. /b/Tards had given up on trying, and so they took refuge on /x/. Together, they suffered a loss to their hometown. They spoke of moving to 4chan's high cousin 420chan temporarily if the problem moves to /x/. Doomsayers of /b/ were saying it was the end. While this was going on, /b/tards were pissed at moot for being more of a faggot than usual. Finally, a glimmer of light through the Flan-filled /b/ to find that the "PUDDI" bullshit has been taken down. The nightmare had ended, and /b/ resumed to be the lovable racist, porn filled imageboard it had been once before. Bu the memories still forever haunt /b/, as PUDDI will go down as the most faggerydaggerydoo thing moot has ever done. EVAR!

puddibullshit

MP3Raid It worked!

retards

zootmnd

EDIT: I changed this to the screaming Uncircumcised audio in case Umfuld ever deletes his site. We don't want it to ever be lost.

scott is cool guise

scottiscool

googled "ytmnd sound asset" and this is the first thing that came up. truth is, I don't even know what it sounds like.

No, maybe I can't win, maybe the only thing I can do is just take everything he's got. But to beat me, he's gonna have to kill me, and to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me, and to do that, he's gotta be willing to die himself and I don't know if he's ready to do that. I don't know, I don't know.

rockybubonic

rocky movie theme

LOLOLOL IT'S JUST LIKE THAT PSA THING

sexstar83

some gay song

Finally, no more death threats. I am kidding. Anyway, I was yearning to do this for a while, but I had no spark of an idea for this. Since I was 11, this was really hard. Until tonight, where I was going to do this, and I found that image, and the first thing that went through my mind was "OH EXPLOITABLE!" And thus, you are here now. Seeing my fifth one of the official SFOD.

starfoxondrugs5

I recorded it. You know the drill.

A stupid thing that was thought up on a forum I visit - what would the tank commander say after he climbed out to see why the check engine light came on.

meinpanzer

myself

*might not work very well at first since preview seems to be broken* I liked the part in the movie where there was Iron Man there and he did that thing.

im2crit

King Crimson

This is simply a survey. I'm wondering how many of you have heard of these places? I recently found out that Mello Yello is only sold in certain regions of the US, so that got me thinking about other things. Since this would have been a really boring site had it just been the image, I decided to turn it into a retarded esc game.

Hardees

Crimson and Clover + I ADDED THE MOTHERFUCKING FARTS FOR LACROSSESTAR*# AND MORMONATOR

Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can. This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original. The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real. The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better. Lyrics: ((PFFT)) DIARRHEA DIARRHEA YEAH ((PFFT)) PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST DIARRHEA DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY DIAHHREA WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL DIARRHEA SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST DIARRHEA SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD DIARRHEA YEAH DIARRHEA WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER DIARRHEA WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT DIARRHEA WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN DIARRHEA WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE DIARRHEA YEAH OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))

diarrheasong

See description. Lyrics included.

if i forgot some things, it's because i'm currently in the middle of the worst cold in existence. not that you can tell from my excellent singing.

zalda

Past Future Obama and Biden and Palin duking it out but nobody cares lol

If I could turn back time, if I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay. I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said.

yeah-hold-on

the crystals

This is from that "Hooray for the salvation army band" thing he did back in the 60s, or whenever he made it.

sonnyonesotrue

"Sunny" sang by the Cos

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kandehlevi

anlasaydık bu siteyi keşke :)

HOLY MACARONI!

wtf6

verscharren but i created this version myself.

Ortega's taco sauce isn't the only thing that makes her taco pop.

shawnjohnsonstaco

lacrossestar82

there are two things that can solve any crisis...1)duct tape 2)FIRE!

holycockbanana

The Lonely Island-Incredibad-"Shrooms"