?FUNNY JOKE WEBSITE ABOUT: JOKE |
HamJam2 |
(3.17) |
1,070 |
2011-01-02 |
description:
VEARY FUN GAME AND i HAVE FOUND #2 AND THEY BOLT ROCK
domain:
FUNYJOEKOLO
sound origin:
YOU KNOW THAT ONE GAME FOR THE SEGLA DREAMCASTRE THAGT YUO DRIVE A TAXI AND THEN THERE IS THAT ONE SONG WHERE IT STARTS WITH THE GUY WHO SAYS"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" AND ALSO GYPSYS
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?(nsfw) RIP Magnolia Shorty |
b0mbsquad |
(2.00) |
1,473 |
2011-01-01 |
description:
Your unrivaled lyrical ability and sheer professional talent will never be matched by any of your cohorts in the foreseeable future. Society weeps due to such a great loss, may your work forever be cherished.
domain:
MagnoliaShorty
sound origin:
drive by
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?(nsfw) your mailman |
wtfwill |
(2.50) |
1,445 |
2010-12-30 |
description:
merry christmas
domain:
yourmailman
sound origin:
hard drive
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?This Says It All |
Shelverman |
(1.00) |
1,515 |
2010-12-14 |
description:
For a long time, I've enjoyed sending ghcghcghc's Lando site (IagreetotheYTMNDtermsofservice.ytmnd.com) to people, but I hate the background color... and the junk pixels on the bottom and right borders of his image drive me crazy.
This is nothing but a clean-up repost. I take no credit for it, aside from cleaning up the Lando image in Photoshop and adding a dynamic background.
domain:
thissaysitall-lando
sound origin:
http://iagreetotheytmndtermsofservice.ytmnd.com/
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?belair does stuff |
nig-timestretch-ger |
(2.25) |
1,349 |
2010-12-11 |
description:
f
domain:
chearleeder
sound origin:
update:
the belair was last seen in fresno california driving a blue non-descript van and wearing sunglasses. this is how he looks according to a police sketch tune in next week for more unsolved mysteries.
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?Driving This Road Until Death Sets You Free |
johnnaked |
(1.67) |
739 |
2010-11-29 |
description:
A gift. For everyone.
domain:
seramazu
sound origin:
Zombie Zombie - Driving This Road Until Death Sets You Free
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?Bruce Willis feels awesome. |
dusto |
(4.00) |
1,830 |
2010-11-26 |
description:
Bruce Willis was driving down the highway one day during the 90s and THEN SUDDENLY. He felt like a badass cop.
domain:
bwillis
sound origin:
Sound from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMqXaKWByos.
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?Interior Crocodile Alligator |
bob8972 |
(2.83) |
1,436 |
2010-11-20 |
description:
I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
domain:
interiorcrocodileclligator
sound origin:
Interior Crocodile Alligator- Chip tha Ripper
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?(nsfw) Moon man replaces your car with a better c... |
farkle |
(3.00) |
2,907 |
2010-11-14 |
description:
Moon man is awesome.
domain:
moonmandoesnotgiveafuckaboutyourlife
sound origin:
kkkkkkkkk
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?(nsfw) Tub Girl Found! |
WillieWonka |
(3.00) |
1,870 |
2010-10-30 |
description:
Driving her car in California no less!
domain:
tubgirlfound
sound origin:
Chips Challenge, 1992
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?He's A Space Cowboy |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(4.31) |
2,319 |
2010-10-01 |
description:
...Driving through space
domain:
betyouwerentreadyforthat
sound origin:
Steve Miller Band - Space Cowboy
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?Chainmail Jesus |
Tempest8008 |
(1.00) |
578 |
2010-09-28 |
description:
This is a picture of Jesus made my a co-worker of mine out of chainmail. Yes. Chainmail.
Hence, Chainmail Jesus...
domain:
chainmailjesus
sound origin:
Recorded on my Blackberry 9000 while driving to work.
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?Star Trek TNG: alex's new gameboy |
Charizard |
(2.33) |
1,376 |
2010-09-14 |
description:
i didnt know the future would be using 5 1/4 inch disk drives again.
domain:
diskdrive
sound origin:
star trek TNG: a fistful of datas
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?Mladdown |
FrankGreasy |
(2.75) |
925 |
2010-09-14 |
description:
Mlad going for a sunday night drive.
domain:
Mladdown
sound origin:
Snot - Joy Ride
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?(nsfw) Dramatic Pornstar |
DokterBumper |
(2.20) |
2,107 |
2010-09-05 |
description:
...yeah. more random porn from a second hand store hard drive
domain:
dramaticpornstar
sound origin:
dramatic groundhog? i dunno
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?(nsfw) Ahhh Ohhh. |
DokterBumper |
(2.67) |
1,524 |
2010-09-05 |
description:
was going through some second hand hard drives I had picked up, and found this lovely gem of pornography, dated 1993
domain:
fatuglyorgasmguy
sound origin:
same
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?(nsfw) YOU STUPID FUCKING WHHOOORE! |
Creww |
(3.00) |
2,063 |
2010-08-31 |
description:
Im sick of Jersey shore. It wont be along for long though. Soon one of the cast members is either gonna die from alcohol poisoning, STDs or a drive by.
domain:
YOUSTUPIDFUCKINGWHORE
sound origin:
Asking Alexandria- Not The American Average
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?what driving in China is like |
BubbytheTourG |
(3.50) |
1,943 |
2010-08-31 |
description:
CHINA DRIVING BEST FASTEST EVER LIKE THE AUTOBAHN!!!!
domain:
chinatraffic
sound origin:
CHINESE MUSIC
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?Peggy's lonely ride |
ihateyourfavmov |
(2.20) |
1,875 |
2010-08-24 |
description:
Peggy drives a scooter in a monstrous metaphor.
domain:
peggyscoots
sound origin:
Moonlight Sonata (Beethoven)
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?Interior Conan Alligator |
RachaelPie |
(2.60) |
947 |
2010-08-22 |
description:
Interior Conan Alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie thea-ter
domain:
interiorconanalligator
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik&feature=player_embedded#!
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?Nighttime Drive |
Jrayk |
(4.00) |
3,278 |
2010-08-16 |
description:
vroom
domain:
nighttimedrive
sound origin:
[delivered upon request]
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?Fog Drivin' |
agentflit |
(3.40) |
660 |
2010-08-15 |
description:
Driving...in the fog.
domain:
fogdrivin
sound origin:
Rap I rapped tonight from my friend's text
Beat is from Wu Tang vs The Beatles
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?The Diarrhea Song |
ddman |
(3.94) |
7,543 |
2010-08-11 |
description:
Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can.
This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original.
The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real.
The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better.
Lyrics:
((PFFT))
DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA
YEAH ((PFFT))
PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA
DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY
DIAHHREA
WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD
DIARRHEA
YEAH
DIARRHEA
WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER
DIARRHEA
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE
DIARRHEA
YEAH
OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))
domain:
diarrheasong
sound origin:
See description. Lyrics included.
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?I Can't Drive... V05 |
HarveyMilk |
(3.78) |
1,330 |
2010-08-06 |
description:
heavy metal 80's band from the 90's
domain:
the-vo5-experience
sound origin:
the kirk jammin man herbal essesneecess fruit sensations yogurt for men cove rband
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?TOURNAMENTMND4: MASHUPTMND: I just took... |
DarthWang |
(3.80) |
1,523 |
2010-07-29 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
valkyries
sound origin:
The J. Wagniels Band - Valkyrie is the Centerfold
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?Neil Patrick Harris and Elmo Party Hard. |
Kintaro696 |
(3.60) |
1,538 |
2010-07-21 |
description:
Let's get the party going.
domain:
neilandelmopartyhard
sound origin:
Hard Drive
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?YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
tohosexy |
(3.60) |
668 |
2010-07-19 |
description:
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
domain:
changminmiroticsream
sound origin:
hard drive
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?Funny Drive's™ |
BubbytheTourG |
(4.00) |
1,767 |
2010-07-16 |
description:
Funny races are fun for the whole family's!!! OK I KNOW I AM A COMPLETE RIPOFF OF MURDARMACHENE'S SITE'S
domain:
funnydrives
sound origin:
banjo string
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?Bryan Grossman attempted murder charge |
fdale2010 |
(2.00) |
956 |
2010-07-08 |
description:
Bryan Grossman 20 year old Farmingdale resident gets charged with attempted murder due to a drive by shooting.... We're not gangster this is Farmingdale! Ahahahahaaaaa
domain:
BryanGrossmanAttemptedMurderCharge
sound origin:
iamtpaindotcom
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?Iiiinterior Crocodile Alligator |
SenorPants |
(4.10) |
9,381 |
2010-07-08 |
description:
Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater
domain:
chevroletmovietheater
sound origin:
Cellsea sample
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