| ?Are you getting crazy, Mr. Fischer? |
woman |
(2.00) |
900 |
2014-03-14 |
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description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
patzer
sound origin:
Interview on Columbian radio, 2005
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| ?A Site to Appeal to redblade7 |
gaybarstar83 |
(3.20) |
808 |
2014-03-11 |
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description:
A site to appeal to SantabotAI, pilleater, and Mr. Krabs!!!!
domain:
xmylifesucksx
sound origin:
Courtesy of JohnnyLurg.
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| ?beatboxes quietly |
dannyavidan |
(1.80) |
543 |
2014-03-03 |
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description:
MY NAME IS MR WILSON
domain:
gamegrumps
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQaa7JXH588
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| ?s'just jokes |
LegoLewdite |
(4.38) |
4,860 |
2014-03-03 |
|
description:
Don't forget to tip your waiter. Thank you, hope you're all enjoying yourselves. And now, Mr Tom Jones, ladies and gentlemen...
domain:
whoajokes
sound origin:
tom jones
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| ?A Site to Appeal to PilleaterPluz |
gaybarstar83 |
(2.33) |
643 |
2014-03-02 |
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description:
A site to appeal to SantabotAI, pilleater, and Mr. Krabs!!!!
domain:
notpartofthefamily
sound origin:
Courtesy of JohnnyLurg.
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| ?A Site to Appeal to Pilleater |
gaybarstar83 |
(3.00) |
748 |
2014-02-27 |
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description:
A site to appeal to SantabotAI, pilleater, and Mr. Krabs!!!!
domain:
specialschool
sound origin:
Courtesy of JohnnyLurg..
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| ?A Site to Appeal to SantabotAI |
gaybarstar83 |
(3.00) |
781 |
2014-02-26 |
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description:
A site to appeal to SantabotAI, pilleater, and Mr. Krabs!!!!
domain:
pil
sound origin:
Courtesy of JohnnyLurg.
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| ?What does Scatman John want for dinner? |
fetcher |
(3.73) |
2,033 |
2014-02-01 |
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description:
Mr. Larkin was a little bit rude to me when I asked him what he'd like for dinner.
domain:
Scatmans-Dinner
sound origin:
Snippet of "Scatman's Dance" from album "Take Your Time" (1999)
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| ?Run, ostrich, run |
CarlosPL |
(3.67) |
1,450 |
2014-01-20 |
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description:
I saw it on a GIF with sound comp.
All rights reserved to Mr. JamaicanBaconify and that arabian guy who recorded the ostrich.
domain:
ostrichrun
sound origin:
Paul Engermann - Push it to the limit
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| ?mr krabs |
ismellpussy |
(2.17) |
418 |
2014-01-19 |
|
description:
stop it
domain:
eeeaaah
sound origin:
durr guy
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| ?mr. strickland - bug captor |
fourest |
(4.22) |
7,189 |
2014-01-16 |
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description:
lo
domain:
strickland
sound origin:
;
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| ?Random Golden Mushrooms |
CFT |
(1.50) |
459 |
2014-01-14 |
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description:
what is this I don't even...
domain:
goldmushroom
sound origin:
That Mr. Trolololol guy
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| ?(nsfw) penis |
Dogdick |
(3.20) |
1,589 |
2014-01-14 |
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description:
dicks
domain:
uncutdicks
sound origin:
mr oizo - construction
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| ?save mr hanks |
chrismofer |
(1.00) |
726 |
2013-12-22 |
|
description:
It's not who you hanks, Jeremy, it's why he isn't.
domain:
banksthehanks
sound origin:
nope
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| ?Mrs. Lift, this is your wake up call |
Imakeafunny |
(4.00) |
1,129 |
2013-11-10 |
|
description:
For a nominal fee, we will send an A-List celebrity to your home for a wake up call.
domain:
wakeupbitch
sound origin:
derp
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| ?(nsfw) Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs |
CrispyNugget |
(4.33) |
2,278 |
2013-11-03 |
|
description:
HueHue
domain:
OhYeahMrK
sound origin:
the video is off of youtube
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| ?Mrs. Doubtfire Says Hello |
longdog |
(3.00) |
836 |
2013-11-01 |
|
description:
Helloooooo!
domain:
doubtfirehello
sound origin:
Mrs. Doubtfire
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| ?(nsfw) Mrs. Officer Vi |
halobender |
(2.50) |
878 |
2013-10-25 |
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description:
Freeze! Or don't, I don't care.
domain:
mrsofficervi
sound origin:
Lil' Wayne - Mrs. Officer
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| ?chakachakachakachakachakachaka |
avgwknd |
(2.25) |
288 |
2013-10-25 |
|
description:
chakachakachakachakachakachakachakachakachaka
domain:
chakachakachaka
sound origin:
Loop of "Goodbye Sober Day" by Mr. Bungle from CALIFORNIA album
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| ?Nic Cage Fucks Tom Brady in Mexico |
HarveyMilk |
(3.86) |
1,317 |
2013-10-24 |
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description:
The Detroit Lions drink a lot of Fruitopia and get diarrhea all over the field. But it was really Mrs. Fields and all of the cookies were shit.
domain:
breakhisback
sound origin:
fancy unicorns
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| ?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,834 |
2013-10-17 |
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description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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| ?Hurkey Jerky |
Imakeafunny |
(2.80) |
861 |
2013-10-07 |
|
description:
"Choo-Choo" The Hurkey Jerky Dancer from Mr. Show
domain:
HurkeyJerky
sound origin:
no
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| ?Mr. Farrakhan's Neighborhood |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.50) |
750 |
2013-10-07 |
|
description:
LOL!
domain:
farrakhan
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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| ?RIP Mr. Jingles |
royalflushrodie |
(1.00) |
588 |
2013-10-03 |
|
description:
Tribute page to the bravest hamster to ever walk this earth.
domain:
RIPMrJingles
sound origin:
j
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| ?Cracker - Mr. Wrong |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.33) |
411 |
2013-10-01 |
|
description:
LOL!
domain:
thedavidlowerycaper11
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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| ?Good afternoon, Mr. Bobby Fischer! |
woman |
(2.83) |
1,038 |
2013-09-28 |
|
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
afternoon
sound origin:
Interview on Philippine radio, 6/9/2003
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| ?this is why they call me mr worldwide |
pigzig |
(1.00) |
335 |
2013-09-28 |
|
description:
this is why they call me mr worldwide
domain:
worldwide
sound origin:
jewtube
|
| ?Sad waffle is sad. |
Beanafred |
(2.67) |
490 |
2013-09-11 |
|
description:
Sad waffle is sad.
domain:
waffffle
sound origin:
Mr. Softie Ice Cream tune.
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| ?Mr. Goodgame Doesn’t Change Facial Expr... |
csbea1 |
(1.00) |
686 |
2013-09-04 |
|
description:
Mr. Goodgame Doesn’t Change Facial Expressions
domain:
mrgoodgame
sound origin:
YTMND asset
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| ?open this fucking pit up |
lappy463 |
(3.00) |
1,229 |
2013-09-02 |
|
description:
tinky winky opens this fucking pit up
domain:
tinkywinkypits
sound origin:
Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End - A Day To Remember
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