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Flatulence: A story of crushed dreams By: Tyler Harris So one day I walk down the street and come face to face with the most coveted smurf in all of smurftown: Smurfette. So obviously, my first reaction was to karate chop her neck and beat her close

WOODRUMS

gotwavs.com

face to jim

jimisgay

me

Bush sends love to cheneys face!

bushcheneyface

Dj Com37 who claims to be manly shows off his screaming powers. Not to mention how powerful enuff he is to break your face

DjCom37

Edgar's cell

Why don't you ask me to my face Bitch!

briansky

Needless to say, I don't get to make this face very often.

abouttogetlaidface

audacity loop from sexual healing

Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mounta

untrue

Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri, Zakharov

Wanting a man to cum on your face isn't homo at all? Must have been a typo.

isthisatypo

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MhS65wyWnA8

As inspired (and created during) the final 2008 US presidential election debate.

McCainUncleFucker

South Park: The Movie

K-k-k-Kogulan face, K-k-Kogulan face, OM NOM NOM NOM

kogulanface

The beat is from "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga, and was recorded from the instrumental video on YouTube. The cookie monster "Om nom nom" sound was also taken from a video on YouTube. The lady's sound is Microsoft Anna, and was taken from the built-in text-to-speech for Windows 7. The final track was composed in Sony Vegas.

A tribute to the many faces of James Way

blackalbinostraightfrombrowardcounty

Youtube

This Lt. Colonel in the Israeli army must have misheard Shimon Peres when he said to "share peace." Instead, he shared his "piece" with an unarmed protester's face. Ah, the travails of The Most Moral Army In The World™.

hasbara

Audio source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjQdB0C6ypo

Now that's what I call a face off!

thegoodthebadthecage

Ennio's butt

Insider

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Recording

SAY IT TO MY FACE FUCKER AND NOT ONLINE

GAYCARR

youtube.com

Speak to the hand, cos' the face it ain't listenin'

speaktolets

Ali G

i had to stare at beardo's face for FIFTEEN MINUTES while making this and i dont think it was really worth it in the end

dareicar

god

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM

o boy i can't wait to have babies with spikes on their faces

vexyman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al_upsU5uVw

MapsUpdates provides various options for Garmin users, who want to update their Garmin Nuvi system. • Garmin nuvi 50lm • How to update Garmin gps • Garmin nuvi update • Garmin gps update If you are facing any kind of issues with your Garmin Device updates, Just call us @ +1-844-441-2440 our toll free number from any place of USA & UK.

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MapsUpdate

It sounds like an actual person, but it's recordings of "that guy" (Richard Whats-his-face?) being run randomly because Billy Crowell will not come on the frequency illegally. Or it might be Billy playing with soundboards. March 4, 2021, 10:30 to 10:35pm. KFS WebSDR

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KFS WebSDR off air.

Loob Lord has recently taken advantage of a drunk teenage girl (while sober) and is facing a lot of shit. So we thought we should make a gif out of it and pull up an old pic of him as a kid due to him always looking like a nonce... well now he is one.

BoozeAndBruise

Made it while i was high

"A spoiled rich girl living on the edge. Treat Cyd right or she'll throw a tantrum in your face." ~ Road Rash "My father taught me all i'll ever need to know: Take all you can, give nothing in return, and save enough money to cover expenses." ~ Cydney Bass

CydneyBass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZ08Li7F7A

Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

AnneAdabelleMabel

https://x.com/JackermanDev/media

Having survived the injuries he sustained in the Chicago war and avoided being hunted down by the humans in the years since, Barricade had been rebuilt into a sleeker new form. In the seven years since the Chicago conflict, he had acted as Megatron's spy and scout in his search for the Guardian Knights' talisman. Perhaps unknown to Barricade, he had long been under surveillance by the U.S. government. In the ruins of Chicago, he witnessed the talisman being bestowed to Cade Yeager by one of the Knights. He was however unable to claim it due to arrival of the heavily armed TRF, and he watched from a distance as they entered a stand off with Yeager and the Autobots. Barricade reported back to Megatron, accidentally angering his leader by flashing his light in his face. He reported the events of his mission, and Megatron was further angered by his failure to retrieve the Talisman, which was needed to find the Staff they required. Barricade managed to salvage the situation, indicating he knew who could lead them to the Staff: the TRF themselves. Unknown to either Decepticon, their conversation was being monitored by William Lennox and General Morshower. Based on Barricade's plan, Megatron used human hostages as leverage to broker a deal with TRF and secured the release of fellow Decepticons Mohawk, Dreadbot, Nitro Zeus, and Onslaught. Barricade later joined his leader and cohorts in their hunt for Yeager. They arrived at Yeager's scrap yard but Yeager had already fled to a nearby town and they followed. They were met with some not-quite-unexpected resistance in the form of the Autobots Bumblebee, Drift, and Crosshairs and blasted by a trap set by Yeager. Barricade took point in pursuing Yeager through the town. Barricade ordered Yeager and Izabella to freeze, but was surprised and swiped through a wall by the newly arrived Grimlock's tail. Luckily for Barricade, Grimlock was then focused on attacking Megatron and crunching on Dreadbot. After Dreadbot and Onslaught perished in battle, Barricade fled when Megatron gave the order to retreat. He and his comrades then followed Yeager to England, knowing he was the key to finding the Staff. In London, he chased down the fleeing Bumblebee, who had Yeager and Viviane Wembly with him. He attempted to ram them but was blasted away by his Autobot nemesis. He transformed to catch himself but fell into oncoming traffic and was rammed by a large truck. Commenting on how much it hurt, he had been hit hard enough that he was too weak to continue the pursuit. He later rendezvoused with Megatron and Nitro at Stonehenge, the site which would drain Unicron, who lay deep within the Earth, of his energy and revive the recently arrived Cybertron. He happily gloated that he had lived to kill a planet and commented on the ease with which they could kill Unicron. They soon came under attack from the British Armed Forces and Barricade returned fire.

Barricade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zOhvyibAeI

My Life... ...is all about having my face glued to the table!

MyCrazyLife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlvU-EHk4Nc

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

Ryan sperry has sex with multiple old men on their death beds. He's a dirty STD infested f*ggot who needs more than 1 dick in his face to continue on with his pathetic welfare driven life with a fat, dirty, sketchy bastard, and his wallet.

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Here, duh!