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My nephew stole the bandanna from my stuffed karate dog and wore it around his head while skating to keep his hair out of his face.

skateninja

You're The Best Around-Peter Cetera

Charmy Bee puts on a surgical mask to protect himself from the Swine Flu, but D.W. Read sees him and she thinks he is wearing underpants on his face

dwseescharmywearingamask

Arthur episode Hic or Treat

My girlfriend is very happy to be going back to school.

goingbacktoschool

"Mista Veri Pakinee" by Turmion Katilot

Facebook instituted its biggest executive shakeup in its 15-year history this week, appointing new leaders for WhatsApp, Messenger and Facebook’s core app while giving other longtime Facebook executives new responsibilities, including a new effort to tackle blockchain technology. The moves, which were announced internally to employees today, are meant to improve executive communication and user privacy, but the changes also come as Facebook contends with the backlash from the U.S. presidential election, revelations of manipulation by the Russian government and the recent Cambridge Analytica scandal. CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reorganized the social giant’s product and engineering organizations into three main divisions, including a new “Family of apps” group run by Chief Product Officer Chris Cox, the executive previously in charge of the core Facebook app. Cox will now oversee Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger, according to multiple sources, four social apps with a combined reach of more than five billion monthly users. Facebook is also building a new team dedicated to blockchain technology. David Marcus, the executive in charge of Facebook’s standalone messaging app, Messenger, is leaving that post to run the blockchain group, these sources said. That new team will fall under one of the other three divisions, referred to as “New platforms and infra,” which will be managed by CTO Mike Schroepfer. Facebook’s AR, VR and artificial intelligence efforts will also live under Schroepfer’s division. Longtime Facebook exec Javier Olivan, the company’s VP of growth, will oversee the third division, called “Central product services,” which includes all of the shared features that operate across multiple products or apps such as ads, security and growth. Surprisingly, no one appears to be leaving Facebook. Just a lot of old faces in new places. You may have noticed from the diagram that almost all of Facebook’s top product and engineering execs are men. That’s true, though Facebook does have a number of high ranking and influential female product executives that aren’t directly involved in these changes. For example: Fidji Simo, who runs video; Deb Liu, who runs Marketplace; and Julie Zhuo, who runs design. Then, of course, there’s Sheryl Sandberg on the business side of things. The changes all come at an interesting time for Facebook and Zuckerberg, who has been openly discussing his need to take more responsibility for Facebook’s impact on the world. Zuckerberg’s New Year’s resolution was to fix Facebook, and restructuring the team is clearly part of that fix. The hope is that these new roles will keep more open lines of communication among executives without hurting the speed Facebook is known for. (“Move fast and break things,” remember?)

executiveshuffle

news

some dumb face bush made trying to open a door when he realized it was locked.

bushualuealu

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

Got bored. Messed around with face poser in Garry's Mod. Boom. Picture. (No offense to Terri)

garrysterri

Found it

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

You've been fingered.

fivefingersquartet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I0qDYlfGTs

Sign up for the YTMND Modern Warfare 2 face off. Leave your PSN, or message it to me and I will organize a time and date. Lets get it on!

Mw2ps3

Title

HELLO MAY I COMB OVER TO YOUR HOUSE I WILL BRING THE N64 CONTROLLERS AND MARIO KART IF YOU BRING THE ROCKS TO SMASH MY FACE!!!!!

WELCOMBTODIE

I MADE IT

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

noicanstillseeit

Mulan - Disney

I made this myself. I tried to make L. Ron's face as comic-like as I could. Let me know how you think I did. Also Punisher FTW.

frankscientology

Jesper Kyd - Hitman: BM trailer music (loop by me)

Well minus 20 minutes of my life! I just saw the awesome smiley face and pasted it over joker quickly and decided to make a ytmnd out of it.

WaiSoAweSerious

Hm? Do you really not know it?

applecore thrown to the face

cndyoulose

no description given.

philyoushutyourfatface

same as above

Moon Man draws an awesome picture of himself.

moonmanartisawesome

Moon Man is awesome.

Moon's lunar libration showing changing face to music Turn turn turn by the Byrds.

lunarlibration

The Byrds- Turn Turn Turn

girl falls asleep and has 56 starts tattooed to face. Only Asked to have 3 stars.

FiftysixStars

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636

My buddy punching me in the face set to some System of a down

stupid-people

system of a down - system of a down

This is the most annoying thing ever. Sometimes you just wanna read people's opinions and then someone come in and smashes you in the face with a sledgehammer of idiocy. This is my tribute to those people.

stfudeedeeers

Anaconda Music from Timesplitters 2

Max The Elf stands out in the crowded world of adventure games for several reasons. First and foremost, its engaging storyline and richly crafted world offer players an experience that is both immersive and memorable. The game’s blend of exploration, puzzle-solving, and combat provides a well-rounded gameplay experience that appeals to a wide range of players. Additionally, the attention to detail in the game's design ensures that every aspect, from the characters to the environments, is carefully thought out and executed. For those who love adventure games with a magical twist, Max The Elf is a must-play. It combines a compelling narrative with exciting gameplay, all set in a beautifully imagined fantasy world. Whether you are a seasoned gamer or new to the genre, Max The Elf promises an adventure that will captivate and delight. Max The Elf is more than just a game; it is a portal to a world of wonder and enchantment. With its captivating story, challenging gameplay, and stunning visuals, it offers an experience that is both magical and immersive. As Max, players will embark on a heroic journey through the mystical kingdom of Elvoria, facing challenges and discovering secrets along the way. If you’re ready for an adventure that will transport you to a realm of fantasy and excitement, Max The Elf is the game to play. Dive into this enchanting world and prepare for an unforgettable adventure! By focusing on these elements, Max The Elf not only delivers an engaging and enjoyable experience but also stands out in the realm of adventure games. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the magical world of Elvoria and join Max on his quest to restore peace to the kingdom.

M-Hoodie

https://x.com/HoodieDraws/media

An armless man asks Green Lantern for help. Green Lantern answers his plea with a punch to the face.

greenlaternhatesarmless

Final Fight 3

shotgun to the face

RubeusHagridsweakness

same

Ronaldo is scoring an incredible goal. WTF is doing the Marseilles goalkeeper Mandanda ? Playing Super Mario ?

supermondadabros

http://supermariowhatthef*ck.ytmnd.com/

slapmeinthefacewithyourcock

Ant & Dec - Poke Her Face! Respect to 1.618... who made the picture

y-aye-man

Lady Gaga - Re-edited

I live in Tampa, so basically, I'm freaking out.

tampa-bay-rays

Daft Punk - Face to Face

My chocolate bunny got its face melted. A Shadow Priest is surely to blame.

meltedfacebunny

Modern English - Melt With You

I finally got a girl with low self esteem to put a small object on her head...twice. I can sleep easy now. Oh and scary face!

mouseonhead90min