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Dracula would you quit stalling for time already, you're exploding, get over it

noaugh

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Help YTMND get a new piece of music out there for fads. We're all sick of hearing the same thing over and over again. Vote and comment which ones you like best! More coming soon.

newemo1

Cute is what we aim for CD

I had to delete my old one to fix the sound. Get over it if you are offended. And if you are going to say this is old, then why the F*ck did you click on this link? Dumbasses.

aofficalsong

YTMND.com

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

Just to get it over and done with. Lol. You'll notice I added an extra "E" in the image and sound origin

youforgotmacgyvervote10

MACGYVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Brian masturbates to young brian, while keyboard cat tries to save teh day. The original gif was grainy you dumb homos, and all gifs on this site are choppy, get over it.

briankeyboardcat

Young Monday

For user mcroix

quityourbitching

Rolling Stones

Typical man-child getting over excited for under age gamer gear. What did mom get you this Christmas?

Bugmanbugmanbugman

Jumpman (Instrumental)

Yea Im fresh like besch with blesh makin' creche flavored cresh with Fran dresch in a dress on an etch a sketch outlining mc esche er ese fesch picturesque fleche fetch flesch cook the flesh into a fresch gresh up on the hesch don't catch a klesch unless your lesch gives you a lesche to catch less under arrest inside a mesch tent and and accent with a mesh quest to pesch on a quest vest that is pesh with peshe plesh to the resch like pickle resh in a seche join our shesh make a spesh this aint a tesch wishy tesh over the thresh hold when tresch holds the wesch smith and wesche brush your teeth breath afresh caleche mouthwash enflesh get stuck enmesh raw horseflesh amish koresh dirty lafleche holy mahesh unisex mandresh interest my pradesh pretty flesh and then ramesh and hit refresh to try to ritesh somesh architects suresh as unflesh that vergesh shall vergresh all in bangladesh in the flesh lalitesh goes to marrakech in ordered to take mcelfresh's venkatesh!

buzzlookanalien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS0N6a6xqk

If you can't see the image, get a better browser. GIFs can really have over 256 colours.

gifhack

Various ytmnds, seemed perfect for the job.

This was a F*CKING NIGHTMARE TO UPLOAD you c*nts, an absolute F*CKING NIGHTMARE. Had to be the right kind of MP3, had to keep converting it over and f*cking over to get it small enough...I hate you all. I hope you f*cking DIE.

youdig

FUCK YOU

My favorite pictures are the ones where you feel guilty about getting an erection over.

bestpartyever

Cha Cha song

newegg order summary has turned from an order form into a spyware site. i cant work cuase thier site dont work. heres my conversation over why i ordered twice and tried to get an order cancelled when their readme said they can keep shipping charges. well they came to a total of 7 dollars. heres the conversation. heres his response to you guys didnt confirm a confirmation page. there is no confirm on agree to pay page. theres a summary page they give you they want you to agree before they show a summary but a buy sell is easy. figure this out yourselves i cant do it

neweggsummarizes

songs from the sea

Saw a friend posting this gif from a show. I think it effectively summarizes us hentai lovers, heh.

whyhentai

FLCL OST - Selfish

no description given.

lucasapartment

of al pacino

Starting this mission over gets to you.

toshblast

Starcraft 2 + edits

Couldn't get the audio to work once again, deleted YTMND to attempt a do over, encoded the audio with a different program..hoping it works this time. Like I said last time..lot of respect for you YTMNDers who make flawless YTMNDs the first time around, if

carlsadvice

ATHF Promo - Carl Fitness

For those who wernt here one April 1st, YTMND made a joke that Ebaums World took over by calling it "YTMND World". Which is why if you've NOT been here on April 1st, then you wont get it. ok Well enjoy!

EbaumYTMNDAprilFoolsTribute

READ THE DESCRIPTION!

saw this on 4chan and I'll I could think about was the song "two-headed boy", but i couldn't get it too loop correctly. This is just as good, but the whole refference will probably go over your head if you don't know about NMH. enjoy?

TwoheadedSteve

Neutral Milk Hotel - The Fool

no description given.

thewayyourfacelooks

uncited

AC/DC comes over to your house to do some electrical work, but they don't know what the f*ck they are doing so they destroy everything and then f*ck your girlfriend.

im-here-to-recruit-you

sugartown candy fudge

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

itisgreen.ytmnd.com

Transcript: "Hey Demi, Moon Man here. I am reaching out to you because I just heard about your overdose and saw your face on the news for the first time. As soon as you are better, I want to lube up your chin dimple and ream it with my moon cock until I ejaculate all over your face. Get well soon."

moonmansendsdemilovatoatelepathicmessageontheastralplane

.

It smells like roses...

myshitsnotstinking

Go West - King of Wishful Thinking

Hey you dumbtard, its not 2004 anymore get over it and stop making these sites

reporting-for-duty

Człowiek z żelaza + Edits

Listen you son of a bitch. WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM? You wanna sit here and say I'm a god damn fucking RUSSIAN? You get in my face with that i'll beat your god damn ass you son of a bitch. You piece of SHIT. You fucking god damn fucker. Listen, fuckhead, you have fucking crossed the line get that through your god damn fucking head. Stop pushing your shit, you're the people who have fucked this country over, and GANG RAPED the shit out of it and lost an election SO STOP SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH OFF claiming I'm the enemy. You got that you god damn son of a bitch? Fill your hand, I'm sorry but I'm done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are fucking FIGHTING WORDS

alexjoneslosesit

infowars.com

>You WILL not post extreme racism >You WILL not post hardcore pornography >You WILL not post anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) >You WILL not post pictures of your friends or enemies >You WILL not post someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) >You WILL not post inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. >You WILL not post any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. >You WILL not post blatant copyright infringement >You WILL not post complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show >You WILL not post anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) >You WILL not post finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs

MaxJak

Scribble sounds.

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

Sean isn't a fruit you dummies, he's just getting a chance to talk to the EPIC man we all fantasize over.

wtfisthisohwaititsepic

connery speaks the truth

Go to 'Sponsor the Site', and choose $0.00 and hit 'Pay'. How many donations can we get? Its all up to you. NO DONATIONS OVER $0.00.

the0project

Blackalicious 'Deception'