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sports broadcaster kenny albert finally lives out his dream and purchases and ice cream truck he can use to drive across the country and solicit children in all 50 states and subject them to his perverted acts of pedophilia

kennyalbert

billy ocean- get outta my dreams, get into my car

i gotta work on me car and laugh hysterically.

workonmecar

Dead End Drive In

car wash dude.

OLE-MOBILE

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What was GH during Robert Guza Jr.'s reign. The Unholy trio, what else ? Sonny, Carly and Jason...

WhatwasGH9611

"What is love" music sample. Artist : Haddaway.

CharliePlop car level

guileplop

guile's theme song

Some NARV posted this GIF but apparently didn't know what should be done with it.

maneuvers

Intrepid maneuver theme

Moon Man is awesome!

moonfreeze

Moon Man is awesome!

Chris Christie is a clown, and he wants to make the White House his personal clown car!

ChubboChristieTheClown

Youtube (Smokey Robinson)

domino's tip over, from there big red is born

bigreddrive

youtube.com castrol titanium race car

Race car splash

tinyRaceCarSplash

youtube: gong sound effect; race car sound effect

Some car.

jesusjesusjesusjesus

Text-to-speech

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Carly Fiorina. I'm not a fan of her because she almost put HP out of business, but it would have been very interesting if the United States' first female president was Republican instead of Democrat. Enjoy!

carlyfiorinanewsweek

Terminator movie series

dogs in a car

cruizin4bonez

DJ Shadow.

Brett Matthews, a normal teenager till he crashed his car into a secret government molecular transfer ray. Now whenever Brett gets too hot, HE BECOMES THE INCREDIBLE TURBO TEEN!

brettmatthews

Robot Chicken

Max and Goofy's jeep rolls down the hill, letting the father and son to chase them, while breaking the coin phone in the process.

maxgoofychasethecar

Goof Troop: Everything's Coming Up Goofy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail Intermission Song, Goofy: Father's Weekend (1953)

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

Feel the Passion Inside as the Video Tame Console holds you against the cold metal frame of the parked car. The fiery sky above seems to dim the lights low as you inch closer and closer together. Just as your lips meet, a warm summer breeze bristles against your skin, sending even more electric through your body. All the stimulation at once numbs you to everything but that magical kiss, and you begin to lose control.

SENSUALItmndMidsummerHeat

Make Me Lose Control - Gavin Graham (https://youtu.be/QxLM1e9H4mU)

Do people even read this thing? whatever, I'm doing my best making these ytmnd's, I love this website so much you have no idea <3 I'm gonna try to upload more frequently even though the site is not that popular these days. (god I wish it was 2005-2007 again)

starfoxcar

YTMND

Farting out of your dick

DickFart

Funny Car

Pedro Rodrigues Filho (29 October 1954 – 5 March 2023), also known as Pedrinho Matador, Killer Lil' Pedro, Killer Killer Petey, Pedrinho EX Matador, Brazilian Dexter, South American Punisher, or simply Killer Petey, was a Brazilian serial killer who targeted suspected criminals, including a gang that killed his pregnant girlfriend. Officially sentenced for 71 murders but claiming to have killed over 100 drug dealers, rapists, and murderers, he served 34 years in prison before his release in 2007. In 2023, Rodrigues was shot and killed by two men firing from a car. No suspects have been arrested.

PedroRodrigues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJCuZ91Ioo

SnaggleClunerz™ does not care anything but shot man with car

snaggleclunerz

Theme

SO I WAS WATCHING THE GODFATHER AND SAW PPL IN THE CAR AND THOUGHT "OMG AUTO 5D FOR A FAD" SO YOU KNOW DUNDNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN

nedmrainsomestaydryandothersfeelthechapstick

interwebz

N*GGA PUSHED MY CAR!

niggerpushedmycar

Garbage - Push It

I left a bar of Irish Spring in my car and I came back a couple hours later and it smelled like heaven.

thebestsoapever

OutKast - So Fresh So Clean

Zidane smashing a car with his amazing head

zidanesmash

http://alexland.tk

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zoidbergrace

no description given.

hybridcardrockandshizzle

Southpark

PUT PUT PUT PUT!

hillerycar

another ytmnd

Obi Wan Owns Man In Little Pink Car

forcepinkcar

gay avis car rental commercial

avisitunes

Gayfuel