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How could you do such a thing?

DisappointedChihuahua

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBeyANThAQ&feature=related

Some crazy ladies face who looks like she's ready to devour a nice ripe baby shopped onto the body of one Fat Bastard.

willeatbabiesforfood

austin powers

"Are you lost?" I asked the children as they approached me through the green haze. They stepped into view; my scalp crawled. Their faces were frozen into twisted, open-mouth grins, their dry tongues red and swollen. I looked into their glassy, smiling eyes and saw to my horror that they were crying. Inhuman wails issued from their mouths as I turned and ran...

appledapples

LOTR

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

Same

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

found airhorn sound on youtube

Basically just a poop of a friend who asked me to use his face for something absurd. Enjoy ;)

hippohero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dec9Jb_Ac4

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

It had to be done. Yes that's me and the reason I look like that is because I'm trying to imitate Takeshi's face, and no I'm not making fun of him.

iloveyogurt

DragonSlayer

I was on the baumsworld chatroom, when this guy asks if the chick ( thats on cam ) Has boobs big enough to fit in his hands.The father walked across to see what was going on , and he has a priceless sad face.I just had to post it . THIS IS FOR TEH WI

dademo

Other YTMND

Conan, ready to bite your face off.

conanindoom

MJ - Thriller

Moon Man throws your eyeballs into a river.

yourfuckingface

Niggers stink.

Attempting to do anything negative to Chuck Norris results in a kick to the face.

banchuck

Navras - Juno Reactor/Don Davis

no description given.

facespell

Let us take a moment or two to remember those who faught in all wars and strugles we have faced and died for our country.

Memorialday06

google

Nicholas Cage wants to kiss your face so much

smelldelicious

Impressionist Rob Magnotti

Ting's character in Ong Bak kicks a guy in the face

motorcyclekicktotheface

Reel Big Fish

hassel wanted a little vacation, so he drove (drunk!) to austria and met a nice guy with a fat stupid beery face.

hasselbeer

yodel.mp3

More to come: Kirby belts out 3 face melters!!!

soobvious

Kirby Super Star

Or He is a Razor Gator, or something. The Lord works in mysterious ways to keep your face smooth and clean without buying as many razors, just to get His church some extra quarters.

razorgatorgod

Razor Gator and Awesome God

Bel Air'd is not as funny as Bel Air Patrol, just too lazy to replace ADT logo with Will Smith's Face.

belairpatrol

Willard Jefferson Smith

http://www.destructoid.com/jack-thompson-ordered-to-take-a-psychological-test-faces-a-suspension-34235.phtml

jackscrazyyall

avalanches

plunger to face 'nuff said

sadfasd21343

GADFGFD

Moon man will happily execute you!

itscuteandextremelyviolent

YOUR KNEES!!!

He's naked. His skin looks disturbingly like a man-suit. His face looks like a leech. But he has muscles and can kick my ass, so I have to respect that.

nakedlizardiggy

Iggy Pop, Lust For Life; RHPS

no description given.

OHSHITNIGGA

poop

There's a website (http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face_recognition.php?s=1&lang=EN) that analyzes images of faces to find celebrity counterparts. I tried Brian Peppers and found he matched pretty well with....John Cusack?

johnpeppers

ytmnd

This is 100% real. If you go to myheritage.com, you can use their face recognition tool to scan images for faces and show the closest celebrity matches. Try it yourself! Sorry if the image is too big. I have a hi-res screen and I didn't realize the siz

peppersheritage

Tequila

beer + tits...what else is there?

beerntits

venetian snares / doormouse

no description given.

eatyourface

I Want to Eat Your Face

Face/Off

spikeoff

Daft Punk - Face to Face