| ?The Diarrhea Song |
ddman |
(3.94) |
7,201 |
2010-08-11 |
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description:
Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can.
This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original.
The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real.
The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better.
Lyrics:
((PFFT))
DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA
YEAH ((PFFT))
PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA
DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY
DIAHHREA
WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD
DIARRHEA
YEAH
DIARRHEA
WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER
DIARRHEA
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE
DIARRHEA
YEAH
OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))
domain:
diarrheasong
sound origin:
See description. Lyrics included.
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| ?The Blood Elf /dance looks familiar |
PlatformerMastah |
(3.94) |
49,967 |
2007-01-19 |
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description:
Thank you so much to xLordCJx for adding the stage. Napoleon Dynamite + World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade
domain:
napoleonbelfamite
sound origin:
Jamiroquai- Canned Heat
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| ?Harry Potter Overdosing |
max-X |
(3.93) |
8,982 |
2006-03-28 |
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description:
Harry Potter took one too many pills. MY FIRST YTMND!
domain:
harrypotteroverdosing
sound origin:
Kreo - Burn for you + harry potter + my editting
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| ?Chauffeur Me |
Easty |
(3.83) |
2,345 |
2006-03-11 |
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description:
If you don't know, the actual lyrics are "Show for me... show for you". This is my last one of these, too many of mine are crashing and burning haha.
domain:
chauffeur
sound origin:
Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
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| ?I'm bernie for you!!! |
mogget |
(3.69) |
3,866 |
2005-09-21 |
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description:
Bernie Mac!
domain:
bernieforyou
sound origin:
Blue Oyster Cult - Burning for You
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| ?PokemoNEDM |
Brandon00151 |
(3.67) |
2,519 |
2016-05-14 |
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description:
You're gonna need burn heal chapstick for this one Kitty.
domain:
litten
sound origin:
NEDM
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| ?Burning for You |
NakedLunch |
(3.65) |
2,654 |
2005-06-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
burndownthehouse
sound origin:
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| ?Judas Has a Secret |
cooke |
(3.59) |
1,118 |
2007-02-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
secretofjudas
sound origin:
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| ?tina maplethorp is a fiery redhaed |
Mansquito |
(3.50) |
3,496 |
2012-05-31 |
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description:
After this scene, Anthony Michael Hall's character proceeds to ask an ashen corpse for her panties, which now smell a bit like pizza. He takes it to the bathroom and everybody rubs it with their dick. Then later, the boy she likes wonders, "How come her panties are all burnt up? Didn't you rape her before you burned her alive?" He tried pretending that he did rape her, and that he purposefully left the panties on her because he "[i]likes that sort of thing[/i]", but the guy just thought he was a pussy.
domain:
fiery
sound origin:
It was handed down unto me.
Stay tonight,
And suck upon my balls,
Come tomorrow,
I'm gonna shave 'em bald.
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| ?Custom YTMND |
Bigun |
(3.49) |
2,136 |
2006-08-05 |
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description:
I don't know if this has been done or not. But simply add a comment for what you wanted added, and I'll add it.... cept nekkid things or burning cats (NEDM).
domain:
customytmnd
sound origin:
Epic
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| ?Adam Savage goes overboard (repost- fixed sound... |
plasterblaster |
(3.42) |
1,478 |
2007-01-21 |
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description:
The sound wasn't working for some reason. I just spent an hour creating multiple converted sound files, downloading new programs, and burning the damn thing to a CD to get it to work. So you better not downvote.
domain:
savageadam
sound origin:
Mythbusters Holiday Special
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| ?Anakin Is Burnin' Up For You! |
SyntaxErr0r |
(3.20) |
2,010 |
2007-04-04 |
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description:
Over used image, etc.
domain:
hahashutup
sound origin:
Burning Up For You - Sara (Initial D)
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| ?I'm Burning For You |
Enjoi35 |
(3.18) |
3,230 |
2006-03-15 |
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description:
Image from 4chan (/b/) Sound loop to be fixed soon (any critiques welcome)
domain:
brunin4u
sound origin:
Blue Oyster Cult- I'm Burning For you
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| ?Burn. |
astridasteroid |
(3.00) |
639 |
2008-08-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
cigarettepaper
sound origin:
kreo - burn for you
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| ?MAIDENS FEAR TROGDOR ! |
demonslayermaxus |
(2.94) |
1,660 |
2006-05-25 |
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description:
When he's coming for you, you'll burn so hot you pray it isn't syphillus!
Kudos to wowomg.com
domain:
feartheburn
sound origin:
www.denial.be
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| ?(nsfw) Burning For You |
thedutch |
(2.85) |
1,327 |
2005-05-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
burningforyou
sound origin:
Blue Oyster Cult - Burning For You
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| ?(from the simspons) Hello im mr burns i beleive you... |
Daltonofzeal2 |
(2.68) |
13,271 |
2005-05-16 |
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description:
My entry for the Worst YTMND Ever Contest. Note the errors; bad cut/pasting, ugly image, TV "bug" whited over, image saved as a heavily compressed JPG, then turned to a GIF.. And more.
domain:
mostawfulytmndinexistence
sound origin:
Simpsons - Blood Feud
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| ?Gay Hoedown |
GlennQuagmire |
(2.60) |
591 |
2014-09-11 |
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description:
Scald's burn chance can help patch up Tentacruel's poor Defense while also providing it with a reliable STAB attack. Toxic Spikes is useful for the passive damage it inflicts on grounded Pokemon. It's also the main reason why you would use Tentacruel over other Rapid Spin users. Toxic is a nice alternative, as it can inflict poison on Flying-type or Pokemon with Levitate, which are not affected by Toxic Spikes. Knock Off removes items from opposing Pokemon, which helps greatly when facing stall-based teams. Rapid Spin is obviously the most important move, and allows Tentacruel to support its team by removing entry hazards.
domain:
gayhoedown
sound origin:
FUCK
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| ?V is Hot For You |
JollyRancher120 |
(2.56) |
569 |
2006-08-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
vburns
sound origin:
Blue Oster C ult -Burning For you
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| ?burn for you |
weffy666 |
(2.50) |
678 |
2005-12-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
burnforu
sound origin:
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| ?Burning for you |
spectre-x |
(2.25) |
611 |
2006-03-07 |
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description:
I am so sorry
domain:
burninforyou
sound origin:
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| ?For neptho (long load for sound) |
friday13 |
(2.20) |
739 |
2006-06-14 |
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description:
Sorry, but I had to do it. IF you're gonna insult someone for their likes and dislikes, expect a burn in return.
domain:
nepthomo
sound origin:
Mindless Self Indulgence- Stupid Motherf*cker
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| ?Holy Flaming Wheelchair! |
Cryokenetic |
(2.11) |
1,267 |
2006-07-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
flamechair
sound origin:
Burning For You - Blue Oyster Cult
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| ?Kim's Burning For You |
Nrickolai |
(2.00) |
1,041 |
2009-05-18 |
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description:
FIRE
domain:
KimBurn
sound origin:
blue oyster cult
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| ?Ebaum's world updated every.. |
King-Kambrook |
(2.00) |
1,116 |
2006-06-29 |
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description:
EBAUM YOU STEALING BASTARD! BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY IN THE FIRES OF E-HELL!!!
domain:
ebaumsworldupdated
sound origin:
lemondemon
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| ?BURNING FOR YOU |
Luigi30 |
(1.60) |
1,324 |
2005-07-28 |
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description:
Discovery next?
domain:
burnforyou
sound origin:
Blue Oyster Cult - Burning for You
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| ?Bob's Burning For You |
Crychon |
(1.50) |
1,576 |
2007-03-04 |
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description:
Bob is burning, he's burning for you!
domain:
bobburnsforyou
sound origin:
Blue Oyster Cult - Burnin' For You
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| ?BIG EMO SEAN DOUCHE! |
joeplayer91 |
(1.40) |
1,923 |
2006-03-23 |
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description:
sucoming the the pestlimins which is your patrail has caused my grief to stop all the touture will cause suicide!
Its my emortal hatrid for you that causes all this caos now that armagedon.... armagedon is here you shall burn in
the lake of fire and su
domain:
seanemodouche
sound origin:
record from phone
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| ?(nsfw) Microwave Dog |
ExtrmBassRHCP |
(1.00) |
483 |
2007-07-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
microwavedog
sound origin:
Blue Oyster Cult- I'm Burning For You
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| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
1,951 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
sound origin:
Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.
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