?Thank you (read description) |
LaserMcCloud |
(5.00) |
497 |
2024-03-09 |
description:
I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments.
I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean)
Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence
I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end.
- LaserMcCloud
domain:
thanksforthesupport
sound origin:
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?If Hank Hill Was in Star Trek |
DarthWang |
(4.75) |
1,995 |
2024-06-07 |
description:
That genetically superior tyrant ain't right...
domain:
gotdangit
sound origin:
Same
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?there is water at the bottom of the ocean |
aqualad |
(4.73) |
585 |
2025-05-29 |
description:
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving and water removing
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Leting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, look where my hand was
Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (I couldn't get no rest)
Same as it ever was, hey let's all twist our thumbs
Here comes the twister
Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was)
Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was)
Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
domain:
thisisnotmybeautifulwife
sound origin:
midi version of song
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?Welcome to Olympic Freestyle Celebrating |
eatcrayons |
(4.63) |
20,207 |
2012-08-11 |
description:
Let me guess. "That doesn't look so hard," right? I wanna see you try an Upward Double Arm Thrust and not pull something.
domain:
freestylecelebrating
sound origin:
Kool and The Gang - Celebration
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?mik3m told me to post a ytmnd |
GeneralFod |
(4.63) |
1,204 |
2023-03-05 |
description:
Why on fucking earth is ytmnd still around lololol you don't visit ytmnd anymore, you didn't view this ytmnd, you're actually just dead or something. I'll gaslight you into believing that you aren't on ytmnd dot com right now, just give me Maxs flu mold and I'll be dead too ( :
domain:
max-is-a-flu
sound origin:
No joke I actually made this remix lol
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?25/64: Mike Vermishkey Walrus |
DarthWang |
(4.60) |
1,231 |
2022-05-13 |
description:
YTMND IS FIXED AGAIN SO NOW I CAN POST THIS BUT I FORGOT WHAT THE ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION WAS GOING TO BE LOL
domain:
bombard
sound origin:
THAT'S RIGHT THERE'S A GOD DAMN UNCITED IN THE BUILDING!
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?unofficial wallpaper (reupload!) |
Dovahjud |
(4.56) |
1,611 |
2020-04-17 |
description:
site has been deleted for a while and i decided to give it back to its right domain (sorry that the sound is diffrent i wasn't able to save the sound..)
domain:
unofficialwallpaper
sound origin:
from mootykins.swf
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?You can take that fake apology... |
CreepPipe |
(4.55) |
28,968 |
2007-05-21 |
description:
Bitch had it coming...she was 28 in that movie trying to play a 17 year old...right. I'd still hit it though.
domain:
thismovieisgoodmuted
sound origin:
Mean Girls + commercial
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?DarthWang celebrates posting a new site |
DrWario |
(4.54) |
599 |
2024-03-07 |
description:
Theres a party goin on right here a celebration to last throughout the years so bring your good times and your laughter too we gonna celebrate your party with you come on now Im tryin ta say is that come on now
domain:
gentlemenwelcometodubai
sound origin:
IN 2024
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?You have to put the CD up your ass |
carsonthestupidguy |
(4.50) |
208 |
2024-12-04 |
description:
That's right, you should put it up your ass
domain:
cdupyourass
sound origin:
Lego Island and Drive‐Thru by Tenacious D
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?RUN LINK! |
Kishkumen |
(4.49) |
19,664 |
2006-12-13 |
description:
I can't believe what I saw while playing OoT. I couldn't find the exact right music I wanted; I don't keep much of a stash of pedo music on my compie and if I hear that Chrono Trigger theme one more time...
domain:
Pedorinaoftime
sound origin:
Gunther - You Touch My Tra-lala
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?Windows 95: TAKE IT DOWN!! |
Coralhorse10 |
(4.44) |
1,147 |
2022-12-18 |
description:
If I know that right is so Much More Making More Sites on YTMND Website, Damn, I'm not sure I'm making More Site on YTMND for Now
domain:
WindowsTakeItDown
sound origin:
Jastuk55 - Take it down
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?WebP is a modern image format that provides supe... |
Famery-Gai |
(4.36) |
747 |
2020-04-02 |
description:
"Don't worry, it only feels like you're pooping." is a common expression coined by Alan Thicke on the set of Growing Pains. As he was raw dogging a chick in the ass and it was her first time, she became concerned that she pooped everywhere after Thicke's initial penetration and thrust. He comforted her in front of all the cast and crew before continuing. "Don't worry baby, it only feels like you're pooping. My dick feels like a poop in your ass. You've probably taken shits bigger than my dick. Everyone has this experience." He finally began pounding her ferociously and pulled out after 10 seconds and came all over this her very large back. He turned towards the cast and crew and exclaimed, " I hope I'm not laying it on too THICKE!" Everyone clapped, even the random woman he just fucked in the ass clapped. She checked to see if she pooped. Nope, there was no poop. Alan Thicke was right, and she declared, "HE WAS RIGHT, there's no poop! It only FEELS like your pooping!"
domain:
upload-some-sites-im-sure-it-wont-be-a-pain-in-the-ass-at-all
sound origin:
Doja Cat - Big Booty Nipples Ass Cum Suckin' Pop Tart Crumbs Out My Ass With Yo Titties Bitch (feat. They Might Be Giants) (now playable in Beat Saber)
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?Just Minding My Own Business |
MrStump |
(4.33) |
21,499 |
2008-09-24 |
description:
This NEDM took a surprising amount of editing to get right. Which is sort of like saying that this turd took quite a bit of minwax to make it shine.
domain:
WhenSuddenly
sound origin:
Some shit I threw together all willy nilly
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?Breaking Bauman |
Dokujitsu |
(4.33) |
12,490 |
2006-02-11 |
description:
Enough with the "Yeah, we know, no kidding" comments. I wasn't making it aware that they steal, but how they steal. Animated proof right before your eyes. What seperates us from them is we give credit as to where we get our pics and sounds.
domain:
breakingbauman
sound origin:
hentaipiano.ytmnsfw.com
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?PriceIsRightRocks |
AttackSloth |
(4.31) |
7,697 |
2005-11-09 |
description:
Price is Right got me through the morning...every morning that is.
domain:
PriceIsRightRocks
sound origin:
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?max are you ever gonna update the website |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.30) |
4,276 |
2016-02-25 |
description:
when I was in New York last May, keatonkeaton999 told me that it's not very good for site owners to make their website look like it hasn't been touched in a long time, which is exactly how ytmnd.com looks right now, so I think you should at least make a new news post that at least has a 2016 post date, even if all you write is "penis" or something.
domain:
SalutationsBuds
sound origin:
ding ding dong dong dong dong dung dong doing
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?Penn Jillette and Sway rock a rhyme |
furrykef |
(4.29) |
1,155 |
2020-06-23 |
description:
It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.
domain:
rockarhyme
sound origin:
Penn Jillette and Sway rapping to Run-DMC
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?New additions to Jurassic Park |
Atomsk88 |
(4.20) |
32,204 |
2006-10-14 |
description:
That's right, Ace Ventura and Conan O'Brien are dinosaurs!!
domain:
newaddjurassicpark
sound origin:
Jurassic Park Main Theme + edits
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?Approaching Blue Ball Machine |
Ochobobo |
(4.20) |
34,746 |
2006-11-29 |
description:
I made this after approximately 17 or so hours of sleep since Sunday night. That's a bit more than 4 hours per night. (Colbert was right, the Wii is dangerous) Now, after making this site, I won't get much sleep tonight too. Thanks, YTMND.
domain:
approachingblueballmachine
sound origin:
Stronghold 2
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?Dear OldSpice Guy, how can I get better grades? |
Richdog89 |
(4.19) |
4,388 |
2010-07-19 |
description:
"Quick! To the Library!"
"The Library?! What is it??"
"It's a big building with books in it, but that's not important right now."
domain:
sixbajillionXmoreeffective
sound origin:
youtube ad for a library at BYU. damn straight i stole it and called it my own. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ArIj236UHs
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?These are dark times |
Smeagolisfree99 |
(4.17) |
6,055 |
2013-12-01 |
description:
Humanity is doomed I tell you.....DOOMED.
domain:
typicalblackfriday
sound origin:
right into that one
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?"That's the key for him. Gotta get Sollo... |
everysentenceuttered |
(4.17) |
456 |
2007-08-22 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
gottagetsollozzo
sound origin:
uncited
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?A site to appeal to SUPASEXY & Co. |
VomitingKermit |
(4.17) |
1,513 |
2009-01-07 |
description:
SUPASEXY2000 has toilet cams set up everywhere. Nothing arouses him more than the quivering bulge of the rectum, right before the release of a big loaf. He also has thousands of turds, individually foil wrapped, so that he can lay them out and breakdance
domain:
trollingthetrolls01
sound origin:
counting penguins
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?This site is still around? |
cobalt |
(4.16) |
7,184 |
2012-04-17 |
description:
that's just [b]all right[/b].
domain:
itsbeenawhile
sound origin:
Some bitch of a mother.
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?|o| (o) |o| |
sweathat |
(4.16) |
12,463 |
2006-12-06 |
description:
TIE fighters coming right at you! Will you ever survive the trench run? Or will you die like Biggs and that fat geezer?
domain:
trenchrun
sound origin:
Generic TIE fighter sound
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?That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart! |
kellykun |
(4.14) |
4,295 |
2005-12-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
shops-mart
sound origin:
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?Billy BigFarter |
MurdarMachene |
(4.14) |
3,110 |
2007-08-10 |
description:
That's right, now you can! With Uncle Bigfarter you get all new flavor sensations!
domain:
BillyFarter
sound origin:
9/11 FartSpiracy
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?Garry's Mod: Finding Forrester |
extremejon |
(4.13) |
15,592 |
2006-09-16 |
description:
...Haveing refresh in the title is telling you guys to refresh page to sync it right? That's what I mean to say. Breen does kinda look like Sean Connery
domain:
gmodfoforrester
sound origin:
Finding Forrester
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?House is poppin too many pills again |
Richdog89 |
(4.13) |
2,018 |
2010-07-16 |
description:
this isn't as funny as i thought it would be...
domain:
ilovehughhughloveme
sound origin:
flock of seagulls + my edits because the more i listened to it, the more i realized it didn't actually sound right. so i'm admitting that i cheated for all you die-hard flock of seagulls fans who know the song actually goes "meet a girl like you [...] hypnotized me though"
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