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Wake up in the morning, gotta shake the feeling, I gotta face a day of school. What's to be afraid of ? I can ask a question, or maybe even bend the rules. I'm searching for a place where I'll fit in, there's a way if I look, then I can win. Yeah I can see I'm not alone, I can face the unknown. Everybody can succeed, in yourself, you must believe, give it a try at Degrassi High.

degrassihigh

Degrassi High

Everybody get ready and get into gear, the Degrassi sensation, the one and only, The Zits are here Everybody wants something, they'll neber give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up. Everybody face up to the facts as they are, Dedication is hard but, you'll be somebody and you will go far. Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up.

everybodywantssomething

The Zits

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

Macgyver got the role of Starsky from Ben Stiller so he and Owen Wilson go to Ben Stiller's house to rub it in his face

stargateandhutch

COME ON, DO IT

New York Resident Pleads Guilty to Operating Secret Police Station of the Chinese Government in Lower Manhattan. Chen Jinping, 60, of New York, New York, pleaded guilty today to conspiring to act as an illegal agent of the government of the People’s Republic of China (PRC), in connection with opening and operating an undeclared overseas police station, located in lower Manhattan, for the PRC’s Ministry of Public Security (MPS). Lu Jianwang, 61, and Chen Jinping, 59, face charges of conspiring to act as agents of China’s government without informing US authorities and obstruction of justice. They were released on bond following an initial appearance in Brooklyn federal court. Chen Jinping and Lu Jianwang sit with attorney Susan Kellan after the two New York residents were arrested for allegedly operating a Chinese “secret police station” in Manhattan’s Chinatown, part of a crackdown on Beijing’s alleged targeting of US-based dissidents, during a hearing at a Brooklyn courthouse in New York, US, April 17, 2023 in this courtroom sketch.

ChenJinping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn7KDQQXAbk

Age- 25. Hobby- Watching horror movies. Height- 5'8". Weight- 134 lb. Favorite compliment- Likes being complimented on her pretty face. Cup Size: C-cup. Pubic Hair- Hairless. Fantasy: To be double-teamed by two fit guys. Toys- Yes, all kinds! Masturbation- Once a week, you want it to be special. Anal- She loves it. Threesome- Yes! FFM or MMF. Hell, even FFF.

SarahBF

https://www.nutaku.net/jp/games/booty-farm/

lol, nazis Changed the frown to a happy face for all of you germans out there.

springtimehitler

The Producers - Springtime For Hitler

The Upvoter faces his hardest five to ever give... the MySpace Suicide. How can he? How does he dare?! See within! (And downvoters are jerkwads once more.)

upvotertalksaboutsucide

Pointers Sisters- Pinball Number Count

This is a twist off of my original site, "Bond Peeks" (bondiscurious.ytmnd.com). Added a few cuts to the gif, such as him sliding down, and Brian's face. Thanks to Brondo for the idea.

brianiscurious

GoldenEye and GE: Source + edits

http://dream-parade.ytmnd.com + Alex Jones + Paprika + Khan + Face Melter. WisdumCube made a clean site about a decent movie and I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT, AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHH!

convertingvideotoytmndisnotagoodtribute

http://dream-parade.ytmnd.com

This was one of the harder images to find that matched the sound. It's one of my favorites. The looks on their faces match the tone of the music perfectly. Part 14 (out of 21) of the Fingertips series.

tmbgblue

They Might Be Giants

Caught you! Punch the n*gg* for God's sake!

andstillframesinyourmind

Daft Punk - Face to Face

If you don't know who Jack Thompson is, he's the lawyer who keeps ranting about how violent video games causes anyone who plays them to become psychotic. Link: http://gamepolitics.com/2007/02/03/jack-thompson-faces-florida-bar-disciplinary-hearing/

thompsondefeated

Within Temptation - See Who I Am

This is the face that started a great war...(referring to Helen of Troy of course)

facethatlaunched

http://omgsuspense.ytmnd.com/

#?!

enolagay

Daft Punk - Face To Face

That's one amazing face. I wish I could be able to do that... too bad it's epic.

bisonface

Ghost Love Score

Lets face it, Chico was never going to make it

chico

the running mahn + pantera

The Upkateer continue to grow in the face of the insidous "Paid Five" fad. My legcy grows, while others will fall to the wayside.

dontmesswiththeoriginalupvoters

The Upvoter Theme Song (Pinball Number Count)

The heavy burden he has to face in the mirror...every day.

tomcruisesecret

Vanilla sky + Daft Punk - Brainwasher

Transcript: "Hey Demi, Moon Man here. I am reaching out to you because I just heard about your overdose and saw your face on the news for the first time. As soon as you are better, I want to lube up your chin dimple and ream it with my moon cock until I ejaculate all over your face. Get well soon."

moonmansendsdemilovatoatelepathicmessageontheastralplane

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peter faces an epic challenge to choose between wow or his life.

spiderend

spiderman

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facetoerror

daftintosh - face to error

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overdoseofshotgun

Tomcraft - Party Monster OST - Overdose

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stop-running-towards-satans-temptations

Daft Punk - Face to Face/Short Circuit

Go quietly amid the noise and waste, and know what comfort is found owning a piece thereof. Never fall in love; it will stick to your face.

TelevisionEverywhere

talkdemonic

Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League. The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League. ublication history Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3] Fictional character biography The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son. Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10] The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.

uxas

The God Warrior repeating the name of her favorite villain

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captainoftheUSSYtmnd

Daft Punk - Face to Face

I felt this face needed a YTMND, even though I reckon it will only be funny to people who know Mystery Science Theater and even then... :D

mst3kbenmurphy

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode 814

Who can say no to that face? Music from the same band as "Secret Nazi Forest"

secretnazidesires

Blumchen - Boomerang