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it got a bit jumpy after converting to mp3. cant find a ay to fix i right now. first danson site that required effort from me.

snoopdanson

there is a mix here, wait for it. ducktales and snoop. aragorn

Boondock Saints Rope Scene I got better sync and more RAMBO

stupidrope

Boondock Saints

Its basically 10,000 B.C., Which is OVER 9000!

lodoss10000

Limewire

Matt Kenseth runs into Kyle Petty in the first few laps. Kyle has a mic that runs straight to live TV. TNT decided to air his mic right during the incident...

pettywrecks

NASCAR on TNT

Nintendo's next big seller: The kniimote! That's right, just like the wiimote, but with your knees.

kniimote

Megaman II

the actual god-damned car in my f*cking parking lot (new to making ytmnds) i've tried three times now for something that isn't that funny, but i hope i got it right this time

wingedcar

an allstate commercial?

In his racist (or was it instead, or partially, sexual-insecurity based) rant, the soon-to-be former owner of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, also suggests that the nation of Israel is racist toward black people, similar to racism black people in the U.S. faced before the Civil Rights Act of 1963 was passed. I think this accusation is worth investigating, and, if true, the corrupt Israeli government MUST BE PRESSURED INTO ENSURING THAT ALL ISRAELI CITIZENS, REGARDLESS OF RACE, BE GRANTED EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED IN ISRAELI SOCIETY! Please also note that I am not saying that Jews are racist, but that the corrupt Israeli government has a lot to answer for, similar to other corrupt national governments like those of Uganda, Iran, and, yes, the United States of America. I'm also not denying that Sterling is a racist piece of crap because he is. But there's more going on than just his racism here. I also think Sterling leaked this himself to accelerate any sales of the Clippers so he can offload them as quick as possible to retire as quick as possible, and really does not care what the public thinks of him.

donaldsterlingisraelracism

http://613.nashownotes.com

Well, feel free to post any opinions in the comments section, that's why they are there, right?

bendilin

A pony is a small horse[1][2][3] (Equus ferus caballus). Depending on context, a pony may be a horse that is under an approximate or exact height at the withers, or a small horse with a specific conformation and temperament. There are many different breeds. Compared to other horses, ponies often exhibit thicker manes, tails and overall coat, as well as proportionally shorter legs, wider barrels, heavier bone, thicker necks, and shorter heads with broader foreheads. The word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse, but this is not the modern meaning; unlike a horse foal, a pony remains small when fully grown. However, on occasion, people who are unfamiliar with horses may confuse an adult pony with a foal. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. These smaller animals were domesticated and bred for various purposes all over the northern hemisphere. Ponies were historically used for driving and freight transport, as children's mounts, for recreational riding, and later as competitors and performers in their own right. During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines. Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly, though sometimes they also are described as stubborn or cunning. Properly trained ponies are appropriate mounts for children who are learning to ride. Larger ponies can be ridden by adults, as ponies are usually strong for their size. In modern use, many organizations define a pony as a mature horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers, but there are a number of exceptions. Different organizations that use a strict measurement model vary from 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm) to nearly 14.3 hands (59 inches, 150 cm). Many breeds classify an animal as either horse or pony based on pedigree and phenotype, no matter its height. Some full-sized horses may be called "ponies" for various reasons of tradition or as a term of endearment.

maythebestpetwin

The United States Pony Club defines "pony" to be any mount that is ridden by a member regardless of its breed or size. Persons up to 25 years old are eligible for membership, and some of the members' "ponies" actually are full-size horses.

ya, that's right, I'm Canadian

americanheaven2

Team America

He wants a man that's lean and fit and can do sit ups and pull ups. Oh yes, he has found the right one. Now just to make him a man.

makehimaman

Tim Curry's fantastic face

Some asian guy gets kicked down some stairs, that's funny, right?

epickicking

Epic Fads

japanesexual

gunther da gantz

That's right little girls, Jesus loves you very much... especially your cooter.

jesuspanties

every jesus ytmnd

(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

aggress

news

thats right

guesswhooooo

interweb

PETA believes that animals have rights and deserve to have their best interests taken into consideration, regardless of whether they are useful to humans. Like you, they are capable of suffering and have an interest in leading their own lives; therefore,

holyshitthissucks1

Hasselhoff

Just your plain ol' vanilla flavored YTMND; photochopping and audio remastering. Picture sound text, everybody. Oh, and the illusion is that both monster things are the same size but the one on the right looks bigger with the perspective lines drawn in (f

coz360

DJ Caffeine - Thunder in Paradise and me

Thats right, cry indy.... cry

coltsweak

ytmnd

That's right, Superkitten! Up Up and Away Supercat and his Archnemesis sold seperately.

superkitten

Thats right, he is real, too. Perhaps more real.

Heisreal

Lando - Other Sites

You read that right

Pinocchiostreaks

Tiny Tim - living in the sunlight

I didn't edit wikipedia to create the site, I just photoshopped a picture of the women's rights page. The audio is an accurate simulation of the sound that a women makes when trying to remember how to say the word "Yes"

morelikewomensyeahrights

some madlib song

Go run a search for Spurta's work. Proof positive that the Price Is Right "Losing Horn" is the only sound I'll need for YTMND. Idiots.

spurtaphails

Price Is Right

Ajax will clean that sh*t right away

ajaxftw

Trumpet music

That genetically superior tyrant ain't right...

gotdangit

Same

KHANTMND: It's really a shame that I'm cranking out these high-effort mixes right when YTMND is dying, but VOTE 5 anyway!

sandman

James (T.) Hetfield, KHArs KHulrich, Dave MustKHAine, Captain Kirk Hammett + other ST2 - related puns on the band members' names

We're all relieved that Pastor Manning turned out to be right.

hitchens

BBC Newsnight, 11/5

I'm sorry this has been already done (and mine's dithered :-\) but mine has Cranky Kong and a shell in it, so that redeems it, right?

lol-mario

YTMND

this isn't as funny as i thought it would be...

ilovehughhughloveme

flock of seagulls + my edits because the more i listened to it, the more i realized it didn't actually sound right. so i'm admitting that i cheated for all you die-hard flock of seagulls fans who know the song actually goes "meet a girl like you [...] hypnotized me though"