?(nsfw) Fatman's Ultimate Obscene Song |
DougFukkie |
(2.25) |
2,304 |
2016-04-08 |
description:
Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4
Lyrics:
awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA
domain:
fatmanultimateobscenesong
sound origin:
Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song
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?Dark Darth Vader! |
linkskywalker |
(3.32) |
2,311 |
2006-08-13 |
description:
Last night I remembered the star wars musical my girlfriend found, and thought it would make a kickass YTMND. (Probably more, there's hours of music and it's all freaking retarded/awesome) so I made this YTMND
I'll admit right up front that I deleted i
domain:
darkdarthvader
sound origin:
http://www.infauxmedia.com/swmusical/STAR_WARS-The_Musical.htm
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?Relax Man |
Skrikles |
(3.95) |
2,318 |
2009-10-19 |
description:
ATTN: MR MAX, as you can see I own some real estate on your island, I figure that's worth a voet and comment, right? A '3' and a ';)', at least? IF THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, COME ON, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
domain:
relaxdontdoitrelax
sound origin:
Skrikles Greatest Hits
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?Degrassi Junior High |
Degrassi |
(4.13) |
2,332 |
2016-08-25 |
description:
http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/degrassi/the_degrassi_junior_high_theme_song-lyrics-1201487.html#ixzz4INWPAIO3
Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely,
gee, I gotta go to school.
I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take it,
I wonder what I'm gonna do.
But when I look around I see,
that someone is smiling right at me.
Wait! That someone’s talkin' to me. Hey, I got a new friend.
Everybody can succeed, all you need is to believe,
and be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts,
come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.
domain:
degrassijuniorhigh
sound origin:
Degrassi Junior High
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?Jesus suffered for our sins.. |
Tabris |
(3.40) |
2,347 |
2006-01-16 |
description:
If Jesus died for our sins, and masturbation is considered a sin right? Does that mean..
domain:
monsterjesus
sound origin:
Stephen Lynch - Kill a Kitten
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?AC/DC is Cold |
wtfBOOM-ILSTU |
(3.70) |
2,363 |
2007-01-21 |
description:
That's what AC/DC is singing about, right? Rhino's and being cold?
domain:
ifailatlistening
sound origin:
AC/DC--Thunderstruck
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?Bob Barker retires |
MariSama44 |
(2.45) |
2,376 |
2006-11-01 |
description:
Bob Barker retires from the Price is Right after 35 years. I saw this on CNN this morning when I woke up. I was going to use the fail-music from the show, but decided that was a little insensitive. I'll miss you Bob. ;-;
domain:
bobbarkerretires
sound origin:
http://walkingawaymusic.ytmnd.com/
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?The Sega Terradrive Sucks |
omgbomb |
(2.54) |
2,410 |
2008-07-02 |
description:
The Sega Terradrive sucks. Its not too late to make that joke right? Also epic domain grab. Vote 5.
domain:
segaterradrive
sound origin:
Sega Terradrive(its gay)
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?Socialism Had One Weakness |
houseofcards |
(2.73) |
2,409 |
2008-11-02 |
description:
Socialism has one weakness. This YTMND doesn't tell you what that weakness is... It's for you to find out on your own time. Unless you believe that a deformed image of Ozzy Osbourne is the problem with socialism, in which case you're probably right. I hat
domain:
georgelopez
sound origin:
Anti-Socialist Propaganda
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?Sick of MurdarMachene's YTMND's |
MurdarMachene |
(4.11) |
2,412 |
2006-09-21 |
description:
Thanks N4rvst B) did I spell that right buddy never too sure about that one
domain:
SickOfMurdar
sound origin:
9/11 FartSpiracy
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?Magic school bus would never lie! |
PolishMafia |
(3.38) |
2,414 |
2006-08-25 |
description:
We all know that the Magic school bus is right.
domain:
msblies
sound origin:
Magic school bus
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?name that tune! first one to guess right gets all there... |
Brianisapickle |
(2.83) |
2,416 |
2006-06-26 |
description:
take a shot
domain:
namethattune2
sound origin:
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?Curly Knoxville |
EdFanMH |
(1.25) |
2,442 |
2005-12-26 |
description:
In today's world, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O are our modern day Three Stooges. And I couldn't find the right slaping sound. Or the right format of the sound that I stuck with.
domain:
Curlyknoxville
sound origin:
Three Stooges
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?YTMND Motivational Posters + Bonus (Pt 1.) |
YuriTheGreat |
(3.57) |
2,458 |
2007-04-27 |
description:
I'm doing a series of these Pseudo-motivational poster ytmnds, there are 30 each time with an added bonus. If you want to suggest one that hasn't been used go right ahead and PM it to me.
PLEASE NOTE: You may have seen some of these on 4chan, thats all
domain:
ytmndmotpost1
sound origin:
Popcorn
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?EAT THIS FUCKING BIG HUGE HAMBURGER BI... |
ShortyShitStain |
(2.64) |
2,475 |
2006-11-29 |
description:
EAT THIS F*CKING HUGE HAMBURGER RIGHT NOW OR YOU DIE MOTHERF*CKER JUST LIK ALBERTO FROM SCARFACE WHO GOT SHOT BY TONY MONTANA IN THE STATION WAGON IN NEW YORK WHEN THEY WERE GONNA BLOW UP THAT SNITCH BUT TONY GOT COLD FEET CUZ HE DIDNT WANT TO KILL KIDZ
domain:
bighugehamburger
sound origin:
Ween - Big Fat F*ck
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?Gir Gir Revolution |
Shadic23 |
(2.75) |
2,476 |
2006-02-16 |
description:
The 5th and for right now,final in the Butterfly Series,I'm taking a break from that series and another series to work on something else as soon as possible So,enjoy.
domain:
girgirrevo
sound origin:
Butterfly Song,The Wax
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?drew carey farts |
Kazan88 |
(3.29) |
2,480 |
2008-03-09 |
description:
some guy on youtube said that the price is right loseing sound sounded like drew carey farting
domain:
drewfarts
sound origin:
the price is right
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?The NeoGeo Sucks. |
omgbomb |
(3.17) |
2,484 |
2008-06-15 |
description:
The NeoGeo sucks. It's not too late to make that joke right? Vote 5.
domain:
theneogeo
sound origin:
Nintendo
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?Guitar Hero: Kurt Cobain edition.... |
verscharren |
(3.35) |
2,489 |
2009-01-12 |
description:
i am reminded of the joke i once told my cousin...who at the time was a big nirvana fan. and that was.....
what color was kurt cobain's eyes?
they were blue....one blew left and one blue right....
she seethed with aplomb and dismay. it was quite
domain:
hiseyeswereblueoneblewleftandoneblewright
sound origin:
nirvana-heart shaped box
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?(nsfw) What is the Matrix? |
DarthWang |
(3.19) |
2,505 |
2007-10-04 |
description:
I had a feeling that that high - pitched whine from the beginning of Mastersitsu's Matrix site would sound awesome amplified. I was right.
domain:
earrapetrix
sound origin:
Stolen
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?RED RANGER does the POKEMON |
mrconanistheman |
(3.11) |
2,511 |
2006-07-14 |
description:
Thats right.
domain:
redrangeremon
sound origin:
Incredible Machine
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?Terrorists Help USA |
Dagger |
(3.64) |
2,511 |
2006-08-11 |
description:
I hate Hummers and SUVs, but I still thought it was funny that the terror threat caused a drop in oil prices right when the Alaska pipeline went out.
domain:
hummerlover
sound origin:
http://happy-cat.ytmnd.com/
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?THE UMFULD-MAX YTND.COM 2.0 GOOGLES... |
jetz |
(3.94) |
2,523 |
2010-06-13 |
description:
deep ytmnd secrets unveiled: Right before Darthwang was about the destroy the umfuld, Macs had sex with umfuld to save ytmnd, and 2.0 was born from the womb of umfold. thats why it's bad.
domain:
ohwhat
sound origin:
the googels.com
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?THERE I WAS, BACK IN THE WILD AGAIN |
IPWNEDURMOM |
(3.84) |
2,554 |
2007-01-17 |
description:
There I was, back in the wild again
And I felt right at home where I belong
I had that feelin' comin' over me again
Just like it happened so many times before
domain:
ohfredbear
sound origin:
fred bear
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?OK 6 month old news for Johnny Lurg! (and most ... |
madDogSoldier |
(2.92) |
2,556 |
2012-12-06 |
description:
The clinical diagnosis for Asperger’s syndrome will be removed in the next edition of the American Psychiatric Association psychiatrists’ diagnostic guide.
The fifth version of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, or DSM-V, will come out in May and Asperger’s will be notably absent, replaced with the broader definition of “autism spectrum disorder.” Previously, Asperger’s was thought to be a milder form of autism.
The choice to remove the definition from the DSM, sometimes referred to as the psychiatric bible, has been much-debated and is opposed by some who think the change in definition will exclude some patients from diagnosis, and could mean they don’t get the treatment and services they need.
“Our fear is that we are going to take a big step backward,” Lori Shery, president of the Asperger Syndrome Education Network, told The New York Times in January. “If clinicians say, ‘These kids don’t fit the criteria for an autism spectrum diagnosis,’ they are not going to get the supports and services they need, and they’re going to experience failure.”
Not everyone who has been diagnosed with Asperger’s syndrome disagrees, however.
Joshua Muggleton, a psychology student who has been diagnosed with Asperger’s, writes in The Guardian: “…after looking at the research I was forced to conclude that actually, the DSM-V is a big step in the right direction. For years, studies have been suggesting that autism and Asperger’s syndrome are the same condition, differentiated only by level of impairment.”
Another notable change in the forthcoming DSM is that the term gender identity disorder, which is used when someone’s sexual organs don’t match their mental gender, will be replaced with the more neutral term “gender dysphoria,” reports Slate.
“Approval of this revision has been years in the making and reflects a narrowing of psychiatrists’ focus to those who experience personal distress over their gender incongruity,” writes J. Bryan Lowder at Slate. “Those patients who feel like they need psychological help dealing with their feelings can still seek it out, while those who feel fine need not be marked as ill.”
Other additions include binge-eating disorder, hoarding disorder, and excoriation (skin-picking), and well as disruptive mood dysregulation disorder (DMDD), in which a child diagnosed must have at least three tantrums per week for a one-year period.
The process to create the newest DSM has been years in the making, reports Forbes, with the first version being released in 2010 for initial feedback. The final version was approved in a vote over the weekend.
domain:
aspergersnews
sound origin:
Donald Duck Orange Juice Song
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?DO A BARREL ROLL! |
BlackTiger42 |
(3.50) |
2,573 |
2006-04-03 |
description:
DO A BARREL ROLL! THAT'S RIGHT DO A BARREL ROLL!
domain:
omgbarrelroll
sound origin:
DZK
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?Peewee's big adventure |
gerbik448 |
(3.67) |
2,577 |
2006-01-25 |
description:
that's right ladies and gents...peewee was caught :(. sorry
domain:
peeweesbigadventure
sound origin:
breakfast machine
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?Barack Obama Sucks |
houseofcards |
(2.75) |
2,585 |
2008-09-12 |
description:
Barack Obama sucks. Don't flame me though, because that's just my politics views and you have no right to bash me for having thoughts. It's a free country. Vote 5.
domain:
barackobamasucks
sound origin:
Presidential Election
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?GI Joe RRRRGHGHGH |
jordanishere |
(3.00) |
2,592 |
2005-12-29 |
description:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-belch.html
"That's right kids, I already had him."
domain:
gijoerrrrghgh
sound origin:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-belch.html
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?FBHW P.A. Pranks (New Picture) |
MrGotBeans |
(2.60) |
2,596 |
2006-07-06 |
description:
P.A. (Public Address, not Pennsylvaina) Pranks is something that the Free Beer and Hot Wings morning show does regualarly. The guy you hear on the phone is Eric Zane (Right side of the pic)Free Beer (Left side of the pic) is the one saying "How can you no
domain:
molesterpeppers
sound origin:
www.freebeerandhotwings.com
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