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penisfluid

why cant I stop thinking about sexual intercourse lol no sauce fo ryou

pop nihilists be like : " The uncaring cruelty of the universe is SOOOO scary " My brother in christ , YOU MADE THAT SHIT UP ! The universe lacks both cognition and volition and therefore can neither be uncaring nor cruel . You claim to believe in no god ; yet you invented a devil to scare yourself ! CALL YOUR SENATOR TO VOTE NO ON H.R. 22 [ THE VOTER SUPPRESSION ACT OF 2025 ]. Origin from Burial Goods. https://youtu.be/Ar7mOepcXuQ

YouMadeThatUp

BURIAL GOODS SUBWAY ? YOUTUBE ?

broma para mis uqerids

yaD-slooF-lirpA

musica pop

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ibetubet

youtube.com

totally random

roleplay

no idea

Elizabeth Swann (Keira Christina Knightley OBE) is a fictional character in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series. She appears in The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), Dead Man's Chest (2006), At World's End (2007) and Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017). She is portrayed by Keira Knightley in all four films. Elizabeth is the daughter of Weatherby Swann, the wife of Will Turner and the mother of Henry Turner. Born in London to actors Will Knightley and Sharman Macdonald, Keira Christina Knightley OBE obtained an agent at age six and initially worked in commercials and television films. Following a minor role as Sabé in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999), her breakthrough came when she played a tomboy footballer in Bend It Like Beckham (2002) and co-starred in Love Actually (2003). She achieved global recognition for playing Elizabeth Swann in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series (2003–2007).

ElizabethSwan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWo3YVEXLy0

O RLY?

ORLYOWL2

Chopin - Nocturne op.9 No.2

i just heard this while thinking of some ytmnd shit and ok so this is a just imagine (there is no heaven) ytmnd. I don't got time right now to edite this song and put together gifs

sawitonytmnd

ytmnd song

omg i love you all no ho mo

imcryingwithjoy

love you no homo

It will be incredibly funny if this scores higher than a 1.

worstofalltime

Merzbow - Woodpecker No. 1

A true No mercy bro, never forgotten

MissinTymer

Youtubez

AGE: 25. HEIGHT: 5'9". WEIGHT: 139lbs. NELL if that is even her real name...Is a notorious mistress who's most well-known characteristics is being a hardcore Sado-Masochist. Somewhat indestructible as she is seen frequently partaking in the use of Narcotics to enhance her senses. However, she never suffers any negative side effects. Some wonder between that and her uncanny appearance if she is even really human. Most think she is just mentally unstable, but she makes it clear it's just what she likes. Always looking for that next extreme sensation of touch and taste. She loves to hit and get hit. Never showing any signs of damage. Somehow she maintains a clientele. Both men and women coming to her for an out of this world experience. Some even end up working for her as they beg to be her pets. She has a strange...control over others... Nell is not her real name. Simply an alias since no one really knows who she is. A popular employee of Club Scarlet, a club for BDSM enthusiasts and Sex addicts, she is well known for her services on a surface level. Under the surface some know her as an enforcer in the criminal underworld. Her signature latex suit and mask keep her identity hidden at all times. Allowing her to perform her duties both sexual and violent without exposing who she really is. She takes pride in her actions and finds satisfaction being in complete control of her life. A truly chaotic and free soul at the expense of decency. While very much a degenerate she doesn't abide by what she disagree's with under any circumstances. Even her boss, Madam Scarlet, refuses to step on Nell's toes when it comes to clients. She enjoys drinking, smoking, fighting and fucking. Follow her rules and play her game. Otherwise... Forget it.

Nell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_2FK8gh3J8

His bliss is no longer absolute.

flipcream

Dickcream

"Vuela que vuela y verás. Que no es difícil volar. Vuela que vuela y veré. Al mundo loco de atar. Si canto canto por ti. [Por un amor que aparece]. Que nace y que crece" [Que sera, velcro maduro]

QueSeraVelcroMaduro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f37dgOF3I6o

It was Billie Eilish’s second time on the Met Gala red carpet, but she made sure her sequel look was just as much a standout as the first. Putting her own spin on the gilded glamour dress code, the superstar opted for a regal Gucci look by Alessandro Michele that was made entirely with upcycled materials. Eilish wore a custom Gucci ivory and duchesse satin corseted gown, complete with a green lace underlay and gathered ivory skirt—and a padded bustle, of course. For Eilish, it was important for her look to be sustainable this year. “I just wanted to be as eco-friendly as possible,” Eilish said during the Vogue livestream. The look was filled with whimsical detailing, too. The train featured a cascading floral arrangement, and on the bust was a tonal corsage. She completed her look with a black choker with scalloped embroidery, and beige platform shoes made from vegan materials. Eilish is no stranger to bringing a strong silhouette to the Met Gala. Last year, she channeled Old Hollywood glamour—and Marilyn Monroe!—in a peachy Oscar de la Renta gown, which was complete with a long, sweeping train that commanded the paparazzi. But her thoughtful approach to eco fashion this evening, which still fell in line with the theme, secured her yet another Met Gala win.

BillieEilish2022MG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZ4SlxpOiI

carny says no drug. I just think it's funny hehe

Drugzarebda

https://tuna.voicemod.net/sound/7c70f78f-1aec-4fca-a4b1-04514f1ff7ca

Moccasins. Literally just moccasins.

moccasins

This was made with a speech synthesizer and then bass boosted, I have no idea what sort of audio programs I used to make it because it was a while ago.

You've encountered the Mad Emperor Charles' top brass.

NewKingdom1

Youtube: "[Accordion]Koi wa chaos no shimobenari - 恋は渾沌の隷也"

No?

lullabiestomesmerize

D!NG - Travel By Drawing + Aphex Twin - Tree

The Mushroom Kingdom may or may not have found a way to deal with that bunny burglar.

nabbitnonabbing

The background music was taken from Dora the Explorer. Mario, Luigi and Toad's voices were made using weights.gg, while Nabbit's voice was taken from Super Mario Bros. Wonder.

haha peeepee poopoo[i][/i]

hahapepepoopoo

gen z colonization begins now

zoomercolonization

Johannes Brahms Hungarian Dance No. 5

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY?! It's not light pollution!......it's skibbity toilet!

Whereisthemoon

Gaaaaaaayyyyyÿyyÿ

No description

melonycollege

Speakonia

Princess Yona/Lena/Rina is the titular protagonist of the manga and anime series, Akatsuki no Yona. She is the Crown princess of Kouka Kingdom, the sole heiress of Emperor Il and Queen Kashi, as well as the reincarnation of King Hiryuu. Yona had a sheltered, pampered upbringing, but her comfortable and luxurious lifestyle completely changed when she witnessed her father's murder by her beloved cousin Soo-Won, who usurped the throne to become king. She was consequently forced to flee Hiryuu Castle with her childhood friend and bodyguard Hak and travel to the Wind Tribe for safety. Eventually Yona and Hak, with Son Mundok's guidance, sought out the Priest Ik-Su, who then advised them to find the Four Dragons, who founded the country 2000 years ago, to assist them in their mission. Yona, with her newfound, burning resolve to live and to protect those dear to her, traveled throughout the kingdom to find the legendary Dragon Warriors, who helped her find a new purpose and meaning in friendship. Along the way, Yona undertook training in archery and swordsmanship with Hak. Throughout her journey, Yona started to realize that her father was not a king widely loved by his people due to his apparent cowardice and desire to maintain peace and avoid conflict at all costs, even if it would mean weakening Kouka Kingdom. She began to understand that Soo-Won had usurped the throne to fix King Il's mistakes and to turn Kouka into a powerful nation. However, she too decided to protect her father's people in his stead and to make amends in some way in her position as princess. Along the way, she changed from a sweet but naive girl, to a fearless and toughened warrior, while still maintaining grace, compassion and integrity.

Yona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmH4BAd_Wjw

nosferatu slangin it on screen

slangin

hey baby - no doubt

idek

iseeeeeboi

youtube

Too late

Uhohno

AGE: UNKNOWN HEIGHT: 6'0". WEIGHT: 151lbs. Very little is known about the Exotic Atreya's past. It is known however that she was once a Cosmic Deity. Born in the void to one day inherit the throne of the Cosmic Goddess of Chaos, she never truly cared for the idea. Her true age is a closely kept secret but around 35years ago she abandoned her destined duties and passed them onto her one of her siblings. The duties of a Cosmic Goddess were too political for her so she chose to live among the mortal humans, as they seemed much more fun and entertaining to her. A very strong willed and confident woman who just really loves to enjoy the pleasures that humans experience. Eating, drinking and love making top the list. Cinema and music are some other things she greatly enjoys. She really has no preference of company. She likes anyone who lets her take charge, and it would be a lie for her to say she doesn't like being worshipped as though she was still a goddess. As a non-human she does have hefty views on humans and their habits. Regardless she still just wants to have fun all the time.

Atreya

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/media

LOL IN THIS OLD SITKHAAAAN, CAAAAAAPTAIN KIIIIIIIRK DISCOVERS THAT HIS BLOODSUCKER HAS BEEN REINKHAAAAAAAAAAAARNATED AS A KHAAAAAAAAAAAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ALREADY A BLOODSUCKER AND A KHAN BEFORE SO WAIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE LOL

motherkhan

My Mother the KHAN theme song