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Eastwood still kickin *ss and takin names

EastwoodCurbstomp

ACDC

Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

AnneAdabelleMabel

https://x.com/JackermanDev/media

no description given.

corenduscantsing

YOUTUBE.COM

AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1770527460582645947

Still waiting on IPV6

ipv6

Found on Youtueb

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus5

simpsons +zelda

i think martan luther king was still alive maybe :-)

memeboy1974

the blacks

Weird noise at 3885 kHz (3.885 Mhz). Jamming? Digital crap? I don't know! Found/recorded on the KFS WebSDR, July 3, 2021 6:02pm to 8:05pm and still going right now.

isthismorejammingordigitalbullshit

Off air KFS WebSDR. Recorded in wide-AM and then Lower Side Band, back to wide-AM.

But OpenBSD is still superior.

youcantbringmedown

Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

You can still find Sonic in the wastelands.

newdaybrawlin

LISA

If you ain't up on thangs

stilljen

Internet

I'm a stupid cunt

csny

bnl

no description given.

stillatrap

no description given.

tvguidemagazine

http://www.soundboard.com/playlist/dG91cmV0dGVzNDEx_ZinTL8i805o.

this song still haunts me to this day

kyubi97

from hong kong 97 the real title of this song is i love beijing tianamen witch is a chinese propaganda song.

still good

stillgoodgif

katt

Dave made me do it!

davestillsucksbigtime

Dave made me do it!

payton continues to be fat

fatfatfatfat

internet

no description given.

stillhungry

Roadrunner United - Annihilation By The Hands Of God

cmonNose

ohmygodbruh

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Shared by Doug during Office Hours. Still don't know where it's from

pressthebaone

Office Hours Live @3:30 https://youtu.be/tJUmqGurRqk

Full track. More to come still...

Bioshockdancersonastring

Bioshock-Dancers on a string

assc*ckredux is still a c*nt

screwasscockredux

k

I haven't been here since the site collapsed. Near as I can tell, there's about 25 active users still.

yourealonenowdog

only casualties.

18 years later and he's still dancing!

Drzaius2023

Dr Zaius

no description given.

Theacid

still sleepin'

powerrankings8

his ass

I was about halfway through with editing every frame of the original gif but then I realized I hadn't saved it properly so the file I loaded only had one frame, meaning I had lost almost all of my work, so I decided to just say fuck it and make it a still image

khanpetition

Same

Hopefully Max can fix this, as I still love YTMND

ytmndisbrokenagain

Random asset

no description given.

Hiltonnewshow

ares