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LOL NOW IT'S FLAAAAAAASH MAN AND HIS AWESOME ABILITY IS TO FREEZE TIME BY SCREAMING REALLY LOUD AND THEN YOU COVER YOUR EARS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN YOUR EARS ARE COVERED SO I'M LIKE TIME FREEZES

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uncAAAAAAAted

Playing around with the scripting capabilities of The Gimp. Sort of like if you point a TV camera at its own monitor, but instead doing repeated copy-paste-rotates on an image.

numbakrunch

Extended Spirit - The Hub (excerpt)

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

Whore-Ratio Sands

i said i could draw this in 5 seconds and i did!if you dind't like it then f*ck you!what are you going to do about it?play with your limp dick all day with your broken pussy leg?

ituicdthtfhp

Pantera-Fucking Hostile

I've been doing these experiments late at night where I get down in the push-up position and attempt to phase through the carpet and flooring. It hasn't worked yet, but once it does I'm going to phase into several Target stores and steal as many pillows as I can possibly carry. I'm going to have so many pillows, it's gonna be crazy. Like -- you don't even know.

killing-TMND-softly

TV's FRANK

Just cos I don't get no man a foot massage do make it right for myselves to thro Antoine off a building into a glass strokin house and punch like the way my stapler talks that the goggles they do nothing A furry do their ARUGH to me you'd better paralyze

pulpytmnd

Every 80's movie seemed to have a cheezy power montage like this.... Actually this one's from (2002)WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. hope you love it as much as I do.

supercoop

wet hot american summer

I had to make a delemic choice with this one. Had alot of praying to do... hope you like it.

captaintiger

me

A remix of Brazilian Flower. I didn't use any of the original track; rather, I followed its melodies and reconstructed/reworked them. Took a while to do, but I hope you like it!

whatyouseewhenyouRAVE

Based on Brazilian Flower, remade

If you're gonna cosplay do it right, not like this clown.

phrl

Silent Hill 2, http://www.geocities.com/xanaax86/

I found this song in the back of my memory and I decided to do a fake downtime page for YTMND. I made it just for fun, I don't want to impose my shitty design to whoever is building the graphics on YTMND. I'm really looking forward to see the new version and I couldn't help but let my imagination run. I hope you like it!

runoutofgreygoose

Lollipop - Down Down Down

Get a LiveJasmin girl to show you her boobs like I did. It's not exactly easy, but some will do it in public chat.

jasminboobs

Venga Boys

Nelson really designed the new site layout, take a look! For the record (before you downvote if you do like the layout) I think it does look nice but needs some getting use to, that's why the boo's were limited. Sync's best in Firefox, think IE works now.

nelsondesigns

nelsonmax.ytmnd.com + editing

Further perpetuating a new fad, if you don't like it, give me a 1! (Wait! Stop! Don't do that!)

seventieslove

Big Star's

In all seriousness, those of you who do donate, thank you. It's because of you I can make corny jokes using adult swim shows like this.

ytmnddonationmoney

Sealab 2021

Both the spaces and the selector constantly shuffle like the real game, making over 50 results. Press the escape key to freeze the board! Avoid the most evil of whammies while going for big money! And if you are up for a real challenge, try your best to win...[b]the internet[/b]! This one definitely took more time and effort than most YTMNDs I've made. But I'm glad with how it turned out, and I hope you find yourself amused with it's contents. Inspired by dacompmandan's original Press Your YTMND, and brought to life more accurately with the new YTMND 2.0 functionality. Press F11 to go full screen. Should work with most web browsers (except Chrome, but they are working on it). Stop reading and play already. (Trip to polend has no cash value.) (Nor does the rest of this game, actually. Unless someone sponsors it. But I wouldn't ask anyone to do that. That would just be selfish.) (Also, cocks.)

pressyourluck2

Press [i]Our[/i] Luck

I'm not sure why I decided to do this...I updated this due to misinterpretations.I am not claiming the internet is actually dead so I removed the dates. If you would like it reverted to the original, let me know.

byeinternet

lolbedtimemusic.ytmnd.com + edit

Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha. Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics. -------- Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards, Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers, Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks, Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax. Then he'll set fire to KFC, C. And the N AA C P, P. He's doing arsony, ny. Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube, Sawing off your mother's boob, boob, Making a vat of boiled nigger soup... Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every nigger jew and spic. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every afro wearing bitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer, and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer. Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet, but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet. I'm always violating civil rights, rights, Creating a world for whites, whites, Bitches downvote my sites, sites. Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out, Or til SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shut it....down. Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every, one whose name is Mitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Some Mexicans under a bridge, Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh! Moon Man, He steals your socks, He rapes your hamster, With his Moon Cock, He can cure cancer. I'll put into, your mother's cunt, a shopping cart, full of angry panthers. Moon Man, He makes commercials, And kills Afghanis, If you're not careful, He'll replace your granny. He calls you gay, On Groundhog Day, And then I'll say KKKKKK! Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in, Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, if you flinch, He will give your nipples a pinch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!

tikkktokkk

The multi-mooniverse

It is what it looks like. Hopefully you guys have the same sense of humor I do. Probably not

dickonthesnowman

Rodney Carrington - Who Put the Dick on the Snowman

Meet Nick, an MBA, CEO, and Creative Director of Galt Mile Media Group, Inc. Nick likes to abuse Craigslist and has 359 live ads for his business. How does he do this? Well part of his success in placing so many ads could be due to the fact that he embeds his customer ads, in his ad, for his $199 Web site special. This may well serve to help hide that fact that he is posting so many ads from Craigslist ad filters, as it is not possible to place 15, of the same ads, without bypassing the ad posting filters. Nick is apperntly very Butt Hurt that someone called a number, he provided in in his many Craiglist ads, and asked the person who answered if they knew that their advertiser/website designer was using their company info, to assist in placing up to 15 prohibited ads a day on Craiglist. That does not sound like harassment Nick, you put the number in the ad, why did you put the number in the ad, if people are not supposed to use it? That does not make sense Nick, so maybe the problem is you are placing prohibited ads, inside prohibited ads, and you should not do that. Nick you make broad claims on your website that you are educated, ethical, and believe in Jesus. Well Nick, Jesus is watching, what do you have to say to him about this?

butthurtcraigslist

Butt Hurt Nick Voicemail Message from Galt Mile Media Group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE

YOU ARE A PEON!! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO POLISH MY FRENCH FOOTWEAR! I AM AN IMPORTANT MAN AND I AM A WET MAN, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!11

guntherpain

Mega64's Cold Fear promos

Yeah you hate WoW. So do I. But I still keep playing it like a crack whore addicted to....um...crack. And I'm not even good at it either...

owenwilsonsucksatwow

Owen Wilson