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If only it grew on trees...

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Fast Life - Kool G. Rap ft. Nas

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

I made the animated gif myself, and I'm hoping to get it to work on YTMND

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Clerks

It's a punk who dance on "Lazerhawk - King of the streets"

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LazerHawk King of the Streets

When twitter removed the middle man for communication. When technology took the jobs from the men, John Henry fought back.

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I founds it on youtube!

this is for all my homies who couldn't make it on account of them being dead

nicktheogre

Now the Strogg have joined the fad. This YTMND is also available on YouTube and it is uploaded from my YouTube account.

whatislovestrogg

Edited "Haddaway - What is Love"

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yakety sax

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kanyeeee

Preview clip of blame it on the alcohol

A man on edge, who has very much THE edge over his enemies and even his own demented psyche. You never know when it is sanity or insanity talking where this character is concerned.

thatcrazyguygoblinaudition

Green Goblin voice over audition from Casting Call

He did it all for the nookie.

TheNookie

I just found it on my old hard drive.

Tape of ex-Country star Tommy Collins (1930-2000), then a pastor venting his frustrations at his flock. After hitting the booze. Allegedly this was taped for broadcast because he had an AM or FM show. Circa 1980, but there is nothing that really dates it. Found on YouTube.

drunkpastoreaster

YouTube. I've known about this recording for YEARS.

Well.. I was just making my regular cheese sandwitch whit cheese and I toasted it toast-o-master 2000 and when it was redi there was odd figure in my sandwitz. I alredi ate it so I cannot sell it on ebay =( ssry .

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Handel teh messiah - Hallelujah

basically my first site ever I might say so be easy on me. Its just venom laughing and hitting spiderman.

venompunchingbag

http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/voices-1.html

found it on latimes.com. if you know his whereabouts call police.

wheresjerry

its not bad....i made the gif on gifsoup.com

supalol

Sound Recorder

Big Dan just saw Magic Mike!

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I found a midi on a midi database and then converted it to an mp3 file

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

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Push Th' LIl Dasies

Macgyver got the role of Starsky from Ben Stiller so he and Owen Wilson go to Ben Stiller's house to rub it in his face

stargateandhutch

COME ON, DO IT

Does what it says on the tin.

RubMahBoobies

Mr. Weebl (with apologies)

UGOFF IS ON TV AND HE TURNS INTO DARTH STAPLER EXCEPT HE IS MISSING HIS STAPLER BECAUSE THE OTHER DARTH STAPLER IN THE SAND HAS IT WHICH YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE WITHOUT VIEWING THE FULL IMAGE

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DNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOghter - MediStapler

I got power wheels and crossfire for chrismas and I don't need you as a friend any more, Kyle. Fuck you.

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i made it on my computer

His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, has said that having the mantra on your computer works the same as a traditional Mani wheel. As the digital image spins around on your hard drive, it sends the peaceful prayer of compassion to all directions and purifies the

Karmaspam

http://www.buddhanet.net

the winning combination

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and stop them from launching a nuclear strike.[6] Cinematic cutscenes were rendered using the in-game engine and graphics, and voice acting was used throughout the entire game.[7] Metal Gear Solid was very well received, shipping more than six million copies,[8] and scoring an average of 94/100 on the aggregate website Metacritic.[9] It is recognized by many critics as one of the best and most important games of all time,[10][11] and heralded as the game which made the stealth genre popular. The commercial success of the title prompted the release of an expanded version for the PlayStation and PC, titled Metal Gear Solid: Integral;[12] and a remake, Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes was later released for the Nintendo GameCube.[13][14] The game has also spawned numerous sequels, prequels and spin-offs, including several games, a radio drama, comics, and novels.

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CAN I JUST BE A MOD?

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jamohnit

Newcleus

praise the kush

valarmlady

found it on utube

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getouttahereitsaprivateparty

"Get outta here; it's a private party, go on! What

N-Dubz hard man is really a big baby

dappuwearsanappy

Found it on the internet

listen and learn

lolfacts

had it on my old computer