| ?They're Coming To Take Me Away |
Kevin0323 |
(1.33) |
1,487 |
2013-03-13 |
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description:
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged
You not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well!
You left me anyhow and then
The days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind.
And
They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
You thought it was a joke
and so you laughed, you laughed,
when I had said that losing you
would make me flip my lid.
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed
and laughed and then you left but
Now you know I'm utterly mad
And
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho,
hee hee, haa haa
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha...
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back for
All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds,
Hah?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt!
And
They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha...
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see.....
domain:
funny-farm
sound origin:
Dr Demento - Funny Farm
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| ?Gordo's new license |
barf |
(3.45) |
1,487 |
2008-02-11 |
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description:
i couldn't really work the awesome nes music into this so i just made it really loud
domain:
gordolicense
sound origin:
no nes music but it's loud that's just as good right?
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| ?The PSP's New Advertising Campaign... |
Numlax |
(3.75) |
1,485 |
2006-03-15 |
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description:
That's right, folks: Sony doesn't just want you to play the PSP...
domain:
ohnoesforthepsp
sound origin:
YTMND'd
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| ?Hooters Pimp |
MondoFunky |
(1.22) |
1,484 |
2006-11-06 |
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description:
Posted on The Superhero Hype Boards.Sadly,this poor dweeb was truly convinced that the waitress to his right was his soul mate,and thought that if he went back she would not only remember him but allow him to call her to talk about their feelings.
domain:
Hooterspimp
sound origin:
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| ?Get Back In That Car! |
Fingertips |
(3.50) |
1,485 |
2008-04-14 |
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description:
Watch it *ssh*le!
What do you want?
Are you kidding me?
--F*ck no!
You get back in your car right now..
Get back in that car!
Watch it *ssh*le!
...
domain:
areukiddingme
sound origin:
Darjeeling Limited
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| ?Nine Thousand?? Theres no way that can be right..... |
crazfulla |
(2.00) |
1,482 |
2011-04-09 |
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description:
LIQUIDS POST COUNT IS OVER 9000!!!!!! Yeah I know this scene has been overdone, but seriously, witht he amount of DBZ crap in manuel's avatar and signature, you would think he would of posted this... Seriously dude, you're just sad.
domain:
liquid9000
sound origin:
google
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| ?(nsfw) OMG SPICEYMIKES! |
xtoturnwithinx |
(3.00) |
1,481 |
2005-10-13 |
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description:
Say hello to SpiceyMikes, a.k.a. that fat f*ck who's probably cybering with your 12 year old sister right now.
domain:
spiceymikes
sound origin:
KISS - Lick It Up
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| ?Qnslaught's TRUE identity |
HockeyUSA27 |
(2.33) |
1,480 |
2006-11-01 |
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description:
That's right, Qnslaught is just simply an annoying kindergartener.
domain:
thisisqnslaught
sound origin:
mario music
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| ?That's right miss. |
Dopp24 |
(3.14) |
1,475 |
2005-05-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
energyhogs
sound origin:
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| ?THAT'S RIGHT! |
brainstorm |
(3.00) |
1,474 |
2005-09-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
rockleesez
sound origin:
Naruto ep. 152 (knowitallism)
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| ?That's right |
bumpofchicken |
(3.67) |
1,472 |
2005-07-19 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
sapp
sound origin:
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| ?Wade Phillips Does Something Tasteless |
nervousbreakdown |
(3.50) |
1,467 |
2009-10-07 |
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description:
Somewhere in Heaven, Jesus is telling Hank Hill about this and he's all like BWAAAAAAAAH
domain:
wade-phillips-is-a-filthy-fuck
sound origin:
Hard Gay Kids (god that doesn't look right)
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| ?MoneyHasNoArtisticValueThatSpinsTimTaylorRight... |
ghcghcghc |
(3.13) |
1,453 |
2007-05-30 |
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description:
Money has no artistic value that spins tim taylor right round
domain:
NSFWCheck
sound origin:
that spins tim taylor right round
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| ?JACKHAMMAR |
noodleboy347 |
(2.75) |
1,449 |
2008-08-14 |
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description:
jackhammar that spins right round
domain:
jackhammar
sound origin:
youtube
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| ?Hiccup girl... |
ct2874 |
(3.00) |
1,447 |
2007-03-01 |
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description:
News broke this morning that Jennifer Mee, St. Petersburg teen who had a severe case of chronic hiccups, had her condition cured. That's right, the hiccups are gone. For more, visit www.mjmorningshow.com
domain:
hiccupgirlcured
sound origin:
Awesome God
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| ?Who will be the man now, dog? |
argusanon |
(2.20) |
1,444 |
2006-07-13 |
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description:
whatisthemannowdog.ytmnd.com
That's right. I will mail you zero dollars. Give me the addy, and you will get a nice empty envelope.
domain:
whowillbetmnd
sound origin:
you should also know
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| ?That Boy Ain't Right! |
Deoxyribose |
(2.07) |
1,437 |
2005-10-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
boyaintright
sound origin:
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| ?Mighty Mouse rules. Mighty B sucks! |
Tokusou |
(2.80) |
1,434 |
2009-09-09 |
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description:
Just when you thought the Mighty B was a rip-off of Mighty Mouse, there's no way that can be right.
domain:
mightymouseisnob
sound origin:
The Mighty B! and Mighty Mouse (edited)
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| ?Earl has an accident. |
Kuceman |
(2.33) |
1,423 |
2007-03-22 |
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description:
That would hurt something fierce. Am I right fellas.
domain:
skinnedmypecker
sound origin:
My Name is Earl- Cops Episode
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| ?One problem with the to- do list... |
LiTh |
(3.00) |
1,415 |
2007-06-03 |
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description:
MAX PROMISED US SHIRTS FOREVER AGO. YTMND is fine right now, we dont need most of that stuff on his list. what we need is shirts. It would raise money for the sites and could even help take some ads off.
domain:
problemtodo
sound origin:
Demon Days intro
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| ?The new Westinghouse AP1000, now 1000% ***L... |
dcorbe |
(1.33) |
1,409 |
2011-03-15 |
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description:
I realize they actually meant "Our reactors are now safer because they're cheaper to build and easier to operate" but the words "less" and "safe" should never appear together in product marketing literature about a nulcear reactor -- especially considering that it's 3 AP1000s that are melting down in Japan right now
domain:
lolwestinghouse
sound origin:
bunch of random ytmnds, also: the price is right
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| ?The one thing all YTMNDers can agree on |
Sticky |
(3.29) |
1,408 |
2009-01-31 |
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description:
YTMNDers are of all creeds and backgrounds, but I doubt that anyone would mind a good ripe avocado right now.
domain:
avocados
sound origin:
mallardcsi.ytmnd.com
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| ?New YTMND Order:Cosby Nash |
Holy-Hell |
(1.57) |
1,399 |
2006-11-22 |
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description:
THATS RIGHT!
domain:
cosbynashlol
sound origin:
editz
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| ?VICTORY! Captain-L337 Really IS a faggot, #... |
Captain-L337 |
(3.24) |
1,390 |
2008-11-11 |
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description:
OH SH*T! HE MADE UP AND COMING AGAIN, NOW HE'S CREATING A VICTORY SITE!, LACROSSESTAR83 IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT RIGHT, AND NOW CAPTAIN-L338 IS RUINING THAT FAD!
domain:
faggotvictory
sound origin:
CAPTAIN-L337's FAGGY VICTORY THEME
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| ?THAT'S RIGHT! |
SirLemming |
(3.03) |
1,388 |
2006-05-07 |
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description:
Jonathan Davis explains basic directions.
domain:
thatsright2
sound origin:
KoRn - Coming Undone
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| ?Boy smells underwear and we mock him |
Nyeusigrube |
(2.81) |
1,385 |
2007-06-25 |
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description:
A boy decided... he should smell his... fish net white thong... and chris screen shot that sh*t at the right time... it was a God send
domain:
HAHAHAHAheGOTownED
sound origin:
First man on earth
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| ?Umm, No Comment! |
Qnslaught |
(2.41) |
1,376 |
2006-12-24 |
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description:
Then I said, that thing ain't work right.
domain:
itwaswayne
sound origin:
Wade's Theme Song!
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| ?The Enterprise has ONE weakness... |
DarkJaguar |
(2.80) |
1,372 |
2006-01-23 |
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description:
In that weird crossover comic, the X-Men villian Gladiator tore out of a space/time distortion and punched the Enterprise right in the shields.
domain:
enterprisevsgladiator
sound origin:
other "one weakness!" YTMNDs
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| ?Coming this October |
nihn |
(3.70) |
1,360 |
2011-05-31 |
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description:
That's right, get ready to ascend.
domain:
the-end-is-near-again
sound origin:
cuteness
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| ?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,359 |
2022-01-28 |
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description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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