| ?The Diarrhea Song |
ddman |
(3.94) |
7,775 |
2010-08-11 |
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description:
Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can.
This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original.
The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real.
The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better.
Lyrics:
((PFFT))
DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA
YEAH ((PFFT))
PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA
DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY
DIAHHREA
WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD
DIARRHEA
YEAH
DIARRHEA
WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER
DIARRHEA
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE
DIARRHEA
YEAH
OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))
domain:
diarrheasong
sound origin:
See description. Lyrics included.
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| ?Epic Beatz XIX (Phase 2 of 2) |
Kassius |
(4.48) |
7,776 |
2011-05-18 |
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description:
I'm bad at mixing down
domain:
epicbeats19part2
sound origin:
me again (badly)
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| ?Riff Rip-Offs Vol 79 (Emperor v. System of a Dow... |
zh666 |
(3.59) |
7,733 |
2007-05-09 |
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description:
Emperor, System of a Down
domain:
riffripoffs79
sound origin:
Emperor, System of a Down
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| ?Bob Barker Has NO CLASS |
ethon |
(3.94) |
7,726 |
2006-06-25 |
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description:
Bob Barker leers down at a woman's giant funbags
domain:
bobbyb
sound origin:
DJ Escape ft Crystal Waters -- Come on Down
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| ?Falling Down - Whammyburger |
badboyz2 |
(3.84) |
7,702 |
2005-07-12 |
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description:
The entire Whammyburger scene from Falling Down, with helpful picture collage! ^_____^ One of the greatest scenes in one of the greatest movies probably ever.
domain:
whammyburger
sound origin:
Falling Down
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| ?God is watching!! |
demsthenes |
(3.99) |
7,702 |
2005-09-13 |
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description:
God looks down from above, takes your picture and then plays with a plastic model of you!
domain:
godiswatching
sound origin:
Peter Griffin, OMG!?!?!
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| ?Demonoid goes down |
iluvallpoetry |
(2.60) |
7,699 |
2005-10-27 |
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description:
Demonoid.com's server hard drive crashes so no torrent downloads today
domain:
demonoidsucks
sound origin:
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| ?System vs Batman |
MaDaXXe |
(3.92) |
7,688 |
2005-12-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
systembatman
sound origin:
System Of A Down
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| ?sweet addy |
A2A-dextro-A2A |
(3.00) |
7,653 |
2006-05-29 |
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description:
Global Deejays Vs Benny Benassi - San Fransisco Dreaming (Musical Racket Mix) Techno Trance Dance House Remix Underground Disco Happy Hardcore... that song cut down in it theres a part dat sounds like it says sweet addy aka adderall and it give me this id
domain:
addy
sound origin:
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| ?Mothertruckin' Cosby |
kingstefan |
(3.82) |
7,647 |
2006-07-12 |
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description:
Some random guy being chased down a mountain by insane Cosby, likely driving a truck of Pokemon cards. Also, Happy 69th Birthday, Cosby!
domain:
mothertruckincosby
sound origin:
Duel, ytmnd
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| ?(nsfw) Kate gets down.... |
ExCeL |
(3.38) |
7,646 |
2005-08-24 |
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description:
What a sexy mofo...
domain:
katedown
sound origin:
Some dance sh*t...
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| ?DTMB - Don't Let Me Down |
morethanshapes |
(3.75) |
7,646 |
2007-09-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
dontletmedownortazemeplease
sound origin:
Beatles - Dont Let Me Down, DTMB
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| ?The Borat breakdown (ALI G) |
Ginsain |
(3.61) |
7,644 |
2006-07-17 |
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description:
Borat breaks it down!
domain:
Boratbreakdown
sound origin:
Borat Theme
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| ?Sandman and Scorpio GET DOWN!!! |
TheMochajaro |
(4.00) |
7,642 |
2006-01-25 |
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description:
ECW WWE WWF OMG LOL INTERNET BRIAN PEPPERS CONAN MYSPACE MY SPACE EMO DANCE SONG
domain:
getdownsandman
sound origin:
JUNGLE BOOGIE
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| ?Rage against the Machine: Pokemon! |
TenaciousA |
(3.64) |
7,619 |
2006-02-22 |
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description:
More dew army for ya
domain:
RTAMpokemon
sound origin:
Rage Aginst the Machine - Down on the Street
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| ?I Like My Beat Down Low! |
fyrestorm |
(2.25) |
7,608 |
2006-11-02 |
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description:
Classic style YTMND. I guess.
domain:
topback
sound origin:
T.I. - Top Back
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| ?DancingSeafan |
Tokyo1 |
(2.14) |
7,594 |
2013-08-18 |
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description:
She's getting down like nobody's watching. But of course, we are.
domain:
DancingSeafan
sound origin:
juvenile sample
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| ?Obooma 2012 |
sark76 |
(4.03) |
7,582 |
2009-06-06 |
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description:
Obooma for president 2012 Breaking down even more walls. Going white again...really white this time.
domain:
obooma
sound origin:
SMW / B2TF
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| ?Santa Zim |
JzDoomLord |
(3.52) |
7,576 |
2005-12-09 |
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description:
Bow Down, Bow Down Before The Power Of Santa, Or Be Crushed Be Crushed BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY His Jolly Boots Of Doom!
domain:
zimwmdsanta
sound origin:
Invader Zim
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| ?Original Cosby Scene 4 |
iisryan |
(3.90) |
7,572 |
2006-06-20 |
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description:
Better late than never, right? I noticed this fad was kind of dying down so I just wanted to throw another log onto the fire. Long live Cosby!
domain:
originalcosbyscene4
sound origin:
Family Guy - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
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| ?UM BONGO! |
Drakul |
(3.57) |
7,572 |
2005-09-26 |
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description:
Great drink.Can you sing along and keep up?
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo",
Um Bongo,
domain:
umbongo
sound origin:
Um Bongo
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| ?Motherfucker, YTMND is already dead. |
Famery-Gai |
(3.81) |
7,540 |
2012-06-13 |
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description:
I've been doing these experiments late at night where I get down in the push-up position and attempt to phase through the carpet and flooring. It hasn't worked yet, but once it does I'm going to phase into several Target stores and steal as many pillows as I can possibly carry. I'm going to have so many pillows, it's gonna be crazy. Like -- you don't even know.
domain:
killing-TMND-softly
sound origin:
TV's FRANK
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| ?Ultimate Warrior breaks down the problems affecti... |
Harbltron |
(4.11) |
7,536 |
2011-10-20 |
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description:
.
domain:
prettyaccurate
sound origin:
5
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| ?NEW ORLEANS IS A DYING WHORE (BOOBS,... |
rabidmadman |
(2.00) |
7,525 |
2005-08-31 |
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description:
Whores, new Orleans
domain:
downwhore
sound origin:
Down - New Orleans is a Dying Whore
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| ?(nsfw) How hot is this 2? |
nubchaidub |
(3.35) |
7,514 |
2005-08-10 |
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description:
Yet another picture of vida guerra in her hotness with ice cream dripping down to her fun bag.
domain:
vidahot
sound origin:
benny benassi - satisfaction
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| ?Happy Holidays from Bruce Lee |
fearcondom |
(3.91) |
7,504 |
2011-12-06 |
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description:
It was all down hill from there
domain:
BruceLeeChristmas
sound origin:
return of the dragon
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| ?old man marley |
justin138 |
(3.89) |
7,494 |
2005-10-31 |
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description:
Old Man Marley from Home Alone.
Buzz McCallister: He walks up and down the streets every night, salting the sidewalks. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies... Into mummies.
domain:
marley
sound origin:
home alone
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| ?20/62: Chad Man |
AegisReflector |
(3.90) |
7,484 |
2008-06-16 |
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description:
LOL GUESS WHAT, YTMND? I FINALLY MADE #20 FOR FREE. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD (OHHH YEAH) BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER? BEATING CHADMAN WITH HIS WEAKNESS WHICH IS PC EXPRESS MAN'S WEAPON WHICH CAUSES THE SYSTEM TO GO DOWN THEN THE PHONE USERS DON'T HAVE EN
domain:
chadman
sound origin:
Guess what Chad? Our network is uncited!
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| ?You're always pulling Mario down |
Improviser |
(3.87) |
7,454 |
2006-08-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
pulling
sound origin:
UB40 - You're always pulling me down
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| ?Freedom! Horrible, Horrible Freedom! |
JaziB |
(3.82) |
7,450 |
2006-09-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
antsfreedom
sound origin:
System Of A Down - Holy Mountains
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