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An Epic Reading of a James Bond fanfic. Yes I know I screw up in a few places. I could re-do it if you'd like. :)

EpicJamesBond

Me, my guitar + cool edit pro

This is actually my most serious YTMND. I love the peace of Nature (though I don't like the thought of taking care of gardens and such.) This is a YTMND I designed so you could open it and simply let it run while you do other things.

Justrelaxandenjoyit

Do you like it?

hatedit

In Living Color

Sword fighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say.

suikodenduel

Suikoden IV

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Youtube.

If you don't get it don't down rate it. If you do, and you like it (If you get it, you should like it) then rate it whatever you think is appropriate.

etaj

We love you, Saddam. Also, kids in the hall. I know, I know, sh*tty sync, and it looks like a slapdash job. But give me some credit, I'm doing this inbetween classes. http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/09/12/saddam.trial.ap/index.html

saddamheadcrusher

Kids in the Hall

You see what I'm doing here. Another face melter with a guy who's mouth doesn't move or isn't visible. Vote it like the garbage it is.

cobracommandermeltsface

LOST HORIZON - HIGHLANDER

Some of you might say, This was dont by someone else (Clover) But I dont care I felt like doing it again so there.

valveravereduex

Nunyah!

I liked the picture, but I like it better animated. Do I care if you like it? No I made it for me. Image from: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php byMatthew Inman (The Oatmeal) GIF edited by Aubaine

catisgonnagetyou

Dexter Season 1x02

I thought of that song we searched for for days from that tenacious d demon slayer ytmnd when watching the original for some reason.. like WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME! part reminded me of it

momanswers

Vigilante - Answers

Chances are, there aren't that many YTMND users that have played Shrink High, but for those who have, they'll most likely understand the significance of this pic. I know this references a rather terrifying time for me in the game. It WAS optional to experience it though, but when I did, I was glad to finally be done with it (given about a dozen tries). What I found funny is that on my way back home, when this idea came in my head to do this, I saw some h.s. runners running down the street. Another coincidental, yet terrifying memory! You really got to get yourself a copy of the game, to get this reference. If you like GTS 'n' anime, I'll PM you how to get the game, if interested. There really wasn't much of a reward for doing said option, other than a fine [NSFW] shot, and living to tell about it. Believe it or not it took me about half a day's time to assemble this, not to whine, but I feel a bit rewarded for doing this, as I haven't made a YTMND site for a loooong time. The music on this site is a slight step up from the playback you hear in the actual game (thank you Direct MIDI to Mp3 for that), but when you do hear this in the game, you're about to experience the reference (if you can FIND it that is, heehee).

shrinkhighshoes

Kbgm

Didn't do the whole song because it would of been to big. Anyways, sing along when you know the words. Cmon, you want to yell like a Star Wars nerd.

nabostarfightersingalong

Wheels on the bus and nerd yelling.

"CaramellFAGGOT" (FAGish for "The HOMO Dance") is the first track and the lead single of the album SuperQUEER released in November 2001 by the Fagish music group HOMOmella Girls. It is also a popular Internet meme attracting worldwide popularity. The meme started as a fifteen frame Flash animation loop showing PSA guy and You FAGGOT guy, characters of the FAGanese visual novel HOMOtan, doing a FAG swing dance with their hands over their heads to imitate FAGGOT ears, and the chorus of the sped up version of the song "CaramellFAGGOT" sung by PSA Guy and the other PSA kids from FAGish music group HOMOmel. The meme is not limited to the small FAGsh animation loops. 3D QUEERimation shorts have been released performing the dance, and GAY action videos made by FAGS. CaramellFAGGOT is known in Japan as blah blah blah a whole bunch of bullshit I don't feel like copying from the Wikipedia article

assaults

Caramel FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my most controversial addition to the Thunderwing Music Channel. On September 11, 2001, the United States of America suffered the worst terrorist attack of its then 225-year history when the World Trade Center was destroyed when hijacked planes ran into the Twin Towers. However, over the past decade since, evidence has emerged that hints that it might have been a false flag. Then-President George W. Bush's lack of a surprised reaction when he was told that the WTC was attacked was suspicious, as was the British Broadcasting Corporation's report that building WTC 7, which was not hit by a plane, had collapsed, as that report occurred before WTC 7 fell. Also suspicious is the very involvement of Al-Qaeda. The WTC attack was allegedly masterminded by Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, who had previously been a CIA tactician. The CIA armed him and rebels in Afghanistan in the 1980s as they fought off an invasion from the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Before Al-Queda was the name of a terrorist group, it was the name of the CIA's database of arms smugglers used, along with Saudi Arabia, to funnel arms into the anti-USSR resistance in the 1980s. Larry Silverstein, the owner of WTC7, told the NYC fire department to "pull it," or demolish WTC7, after it was reported to him that the FDNY could not contain the fire destroying WTC7. I know most of you will think I'm a crackpot, but I do believe that 9/11 was a false flag used to expand the wars for oil in the Middle East and Africa, and give Congress and the President an excuse to pass laws, like the Patriot Act, that rob us of our civil and Constitutional rights. Look into the evidence. Enjoy the song, and please buy it on iTunes or Amazon.com if you like it.

binladenremix

[i]Bin Laden[/i] single by Immortal Technique

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

I know theres a better, funnier way to do this, but I don't feel like doing it. Steal this idea if you want I think its funny.

citv

Cats in the Cradle

I'm really sick and fuccking tired of all these trolls coming out of the woodwork saying dumbass shit about my sites. "Duuuuuurrrrr Adolph hitler" "UR SITES SUCK LOL NIGGER" gets fucking old after its repeated for about the billionth time this week. Furthermore, its really fucking racist and unfunny to say these things, even if you're being "ironic" and "doing it for the lulz". Newsflash! It's 2012. Try and fucking act like it. We don't need your pre-2005 sense of humor polluting this site. So this site is a final warning, to you unwashed dregs, 'tarded teens and general asswads who want to come on my sites and post hateful comments. DONT fucking do it. I will report your ass and you WILL be banned by a mod.

goawayplease

Get bent hater guy

I was very hyped to hear the DOS Version of this song but they screwed up bad. REAL bad! Listen to the song and you hear it is no way like the original NES Version =(

doscastlevaniathirdlevel

Castlevania - DOS Version

I dunno, i just made this cuz i was about to do another ytmnd, and you know how when you have like, a freakishly huge pic of a face, then u load it in photoshop and it's like WHOA!! well, ya

ohlesnap

A Space Odyssey

no description given.

quidproquo

You might have to refresh a couple of times till it loads properly. I would like to thank everyone who enjoys this one as much as I do. I tried to add something new to this fad by adding clips from wrath of khan.

khansc

various wavs + advent children

Palin is much better suited to Obama's campaign. Do you ever wonder what it'd be like if Palin was with Obama instead of McCain?

anthonyrobbins

McCain + Hillary?

I just wanted to make my first ytmnd and we'll see if people like it. If you do, i will upload more of this.

WhiteattackBlack

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Original Soundtrack

f*ck you I felt like doing it

tenbellmiyagi

eat sh*t and die

"Do shaw matagoo" or however it's spelled is supposed to mean something like "Hi and how are you today"

chiefjoseph

AT&T Rich, who sounds like a native

See description of the first edition. This time it's darker, dark like meth. Y'know, Crystal Meth kills, so would that apply to Crystal Menthol? Maybe... Anyway, if you do drugs, drugs'll do you, like in Scary Movie 2.

itmndv2myeatsta

The Meth Song

This site is full of loud noises, says to vote 5, and has lots of spelling errors. I made this like this because other people do. It's a new fad called "poland" and you have to use the quote of George W. Bush saying "he forgot

polandbecameafadanddied

PIANO

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.