?Neutral Milk Office |
MeAndAntarctica |
(3.73) |
1,943 |
2006-07-04 |
description:
saw this on 4chan and I'll I could think about was the song "two-headed boy", but i couldn't get it too loop correctly. This is just as good, but the whole refference will probably go over your head if you don't know about NMH. enjoy?
domain:
TwoheadedSteve
sound origin:
Neutral Milk Hotel - The Fool
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?You must whip it |
Deer-Slayer |
(2.59) |
1,902 |
2005-10-27 |
description:
I am not a racist this is merely a joke. If you are offended GET OVER IT it was over 150 years ago.
domain:
whipitwhipitgood
sound origin:
Devo
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?Connery Conga |
Headexploding |
(3.67) |
1,817 |
2006-10-22 |
description:
My favorite pictures are the ones where you feel guilty about getting an erection over.
domain:
bestpartyever
sound origin:
Cha Cha song
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?ADD MCCAIN AS A MYSPACE BUDDY |
RoyStorey |
(1.00) |
1,814 |
2007-05-20 |
description:
hey i just found thi cool site where you can get FREE RINGTONES by your favorite artists just join here for three dollars a year and you'll get over 10000 ringtones from a to z check out my webcam for pictures i took as revenge on my ex-boyfriend
domain:
mccainmyspaceaddtofriends
sound origin:
extol from tetrisphere (GREATEST N64 GAME EVER???)
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?(GRAPHIC) The best day ever for JFK |
Smoot |
(1.86) |
1,751 |
2006-06-09 |
description:
The best day ever for JFK. Folks, it's just a joke. No need to get pissy over it. If you never seen or heard of John F. Kennedy or anything about his assassination, then don't watch. There, I said it.
domain:
JFKbde
sound origin:
Ytmnd/Spongebob
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?Keep religion and politics off YTMND |
Amurka |
(3.22) |
1,737 |
2006-10-05 |
description:
Overly harsh and poorly thought out, but you get my point.
domain:
lolendlessarguments
sound origin:
2001
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?The Man Who Taught His Asshole To Talk |
Radish |
(3.63) |
1,658 |
2009-08-09 |
description:
This was a F*CKING NIGHTMARE TO UPLOAD you c*nts, an absolute F*CKING NIGHTMARE. Had to be the right kind of MP3, had to keep converting it over and f*cking over to get it small enough...I hate you all. I hope you f*cking DIE.
domain:
youdig
sound origin:
FUCK YOU
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?Ray William Johnson does your Mom as you cry i... |
Cervisiam |
(2.17) |
1,559 |
2020-07-15 |
description:
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momv=Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000! Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momDoin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you I'm having sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
domain:
RWJDoesYourMom
sound origin:
A combination of generic moaning and the song "Doing your mom" By ray william johnson, crying supplied by me
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?You WILL not post porn. You WILL not post CP. Y... |
WholesomeJakker |
(3.75) |
1,544 |
2022-04-13 |
description:
>You WILL not post extreme racism
>You WILL not post hardcore pornography
>You WILL not post anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc)
>You WILL not post pictures of your friends or enemies
>You WILL not post someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names)
>You WILL not post inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand.
>You WILL not post any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc.
>You WILL not post blatant copyright infringement
>You WILL not post complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show
>You WILL not post anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with)
>You WILL not post finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs
domain:
MaxJak
sound origin:
Scribble sounds.
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?Then what was the point of sanding my face off!? |
OpenManhole |
(2.86) |
1,484 |
2014-10-27 |
description:
What kind of a hospital is this!? ... .... ... What kind of a hospital WAS that?
"This goes on for a while. Like an hour."
"But I got out, right?"
"Yeah... but then you got back in."
"Did you get the part where I was Space Ghost, a Tribute to Freedom?"
"No, we recorded over that."
"What?"
"I mean, I couldn't find it."
"Then what was the point of sanding my face off?"
domain:
whatkindofahospitalwasthat
sound origin:
Space Ghost Coast to Coast Episode: Flipmode
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?somewhere over the rainbow you can get this swee... |
ichi2 |
(1.25) |
1,432 |
2005-09-15 |
description:
ASS, COOL, RAINBOW, BEST
domain:
rainbowsandsweetasses
sound origin:
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?Moon Man shoves Netflix up your ass over Xbox Li... |
HarveyMilk |
(3.83) |
1,387 |
2010-03-07 |
description:
AC/DC comes over to your house to do some electrical work, but they don't know what the f*ck they are doing so they destroy everything and then f*ck your girlfriend.
domain:
im-here-to-recruit-you
sound origin:
sugartown candy fudge
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?Moon Man Sends Demi Lovato A Telepathic Messa... |
tenantennae |
(3.93) |
1,294 |
2018-07-28 |
description:
Transcript: "Hey Demi, Moon Man here. I am reaching out to you because I just heard about your overdose and saw your face on the news for the first time. As soon as you are better, I want to lube up your chin dimple and ream it with my moon cock until I ejaculate all over your face. Get well soon."
domain:
moonmansendsdemilovatoatelepathicmessageontheastralplane
sound origin:
.
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?(nsfw) The truth about Mohamed! (sad story) |
reekofputrefaction |
(1.45) |
1,189 |
2006-02-11 |
description:
Mohamed sucks dicks with Jesus. So f*ck 'em both. Get over it, it's a f*ckING CARTOON YOU PUSSIES.
domain:
fuckmohamed
sound origin:
Buju Banton - Murdera
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?picard is free falling [update] |
spacemanc0 |
(2.24) |
1,187 |
2005-11-15 |
description:
I know most of you are gona get pissed at this but guess what the world does not revolve around you stop cryn' over some site you didn't make if you don't stop cryn' grab a knife and cut yourself cause your a f*ckn' emo!
domain:
freefallnpicard
sound origin:
ytmnd
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?ayy rmao |
FruitSmax |
(2.00) |
1,159 |
2016-02-09 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
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?Carl's fitness advice. |
dlpriest |
(3.71) |
1,135 |
2006-09-07 |
description:
Couldn't get the audio to work once again, deleted YTMND to attempt a do over, encoded the audio with a different program..hoping it works this time. Like I said last time..lot of respect for you YTMNDers who make flawless YTMNDs the first time around, if
domain:
carlsadvice
sound origin:
ATHF Promo - Carl Fitness
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?Emo Kids Suck |
PolloFeo |
(2.15) |
1,112 |
2007-12-21 |
description:
Emo kids suck. You grew up in suburbia. Get over yourself. Cut your stupid bangs.
domain:
grewupinsuburbia
sound origin:
Simple Plan
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?How about some spare change? |
Kyuuketsuki |
(3.25) |
1,079 |
2009-05-16 |
description:
I hated having to jump over this guy in City Jumper. It's inevitable, like your first time playing Resident Evil 4 you're going to get pwned by the chainsaw guy. :(
domain:
cityjumper
sound origin:
City Jumper
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?YTMACGYVERND: Well, acttually, he forgot MA... |
Flameman |
(3.36) |
1,075 |
2009-12-03 |
description:
Just to get it over and done with. Lol. You'll notice I added an extra "E" in the image and sound origin
domain:
youforgotmacgyvervote10
sound origin:
MACGYVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
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?(nsfw) doesnt work |
ldrancer |
(3.67) |
1,073 |
2013-09-17 |
description:
newegg order summary has turned from an order form into a spyware site. i cant work cuase thier site dont work. heres my conversation over why i ordered twice and tried to get an order cancelled when their readme said they can keep shipping charges. well they came to a total of 7 dollars. heres the conversation. heres his response to you guys didnt confirm a confirmation page. there is no confirm on agree to pay page. theres a summary page they give you they want you to agree before they show a summary but a buy sell is easy. figure this out yourselves i cant do it
domain:
neweggsummarizes
sound origin:
songs from the sea
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?Buzz Lightyear's Astonishing Revalation |
rextocopula |
(3.50) |
1,012 |
2018-08-20 |
description:
Yea Im fresh like besch with blesh makin' creche flavored cresh with Fran dresch in a dress on an etch a sketch outlining mc esche er ese fesch picturesque fleche fetch flesch cook the flesh into a fresch gresh up on the hesch don't catch a klesch unless your lesch gives you a lesche to catch less under arrest inside a mesch tent and and accent with a mesh quest to pesch on a quest vest that is pesh with peshe plesh to the resch like pickle resh in a seche join our shesh make a spesh this aint a tesch wishy tesh over the thresh hold when tresch holds the wesch smith and wesche brush your teeth breath afresh caleche mouthwash enflesh get stuck enmesh raw horseflesh amish koresh dirty lafleche holy mahesh unisex mandresh interest my pradesh pretty flesh and then ramesh and hit refresh to try to ritesh somesh architects suresh as unflesh that vergesh shall vergresh all in bangladesh in the flesh lalitesh goes to marrakech in ordered to take mcelfresh's venkatesh!
domain:
buzzlookanalien
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS0N6a6xqk
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?YTMND F.S.I.C New Emo Song? #2 |
marzz |
(1.00) |
998 |
2007-05-07 |
description:
Help YTMND get a new piece of music out there for fads. We're all sick of hearing the same thing over and over again. Vote and comment which ones you like best! More coming soon.
domain:
newemosong2
sound origin:
The Hush Sound "Like Vines"
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?(nsfw) so wurm bans me for talking about valve + ... |
ldrancer |
(1.67) |
803 |
2014-11-21 |
description:
big conspiracy
domain:
fuckvalvewurmbritain
sound origin:
thats the new valve insult btw. it means there fucking niggers who break into your house and steal your tv in the middle of the night.
that led to some he was so burnt he had to talk about things that i dont GIVE a fuck about. wewgas.
me saying so, him angry now, i put it like, i dont care about foreginers cause i dont got to.
now is hwere it gets bad you see his real intentions. he then pretty uch attacked america with a statement. me insulted him badly. said something .. wait was gonna say but .. i had said tht one earlier, suck the queens dick a reply to someones comment hows the healthcare ..death..
i just told him what are you going to do? attack all of america?
ok normal convo. 1st amendment. im set on KOS tell chat asshole over chat put me on KOS. banned 1 hr. oll
after 1 hour the server was reset
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?Bugman bugman bugman |
Lanfang |
(3.50) |
803 |
2018-01-09 |
description:
Typical man-child getting over excited for under age gamer gear.
What did mom get you this Christmas?
domain:
Bugmanbugmanbugman
sound origin:
Jumpman (Instrumental)
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?You've been served, get over it |
Gororules |
(1.00) |
790 |
2005-08-23 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Takeme
sound origin:
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?Finally a movie about my networking teacher. |
Aerman |
(3.20) |
783 |
2005-07-23 |
description:
Networking teachers are underpaid and over worked. The don't get any special benifits for being homosexuals, and they are ignored for promotions just because they "can't teach" and they are "underqualified". Well heres to you mister sub-par networking tea
domain:
Fortyyearoldvirgin
sound origin:
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?You're not getting your game yet, get over it |
krit |
(3.50) |
726 |
2010-10-28 |
description:
For user mcroix
domain:
quityourbitching
sound origin:
Rolling Stones
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?Hubacub |
Hubacub |
(1.00) |
665 |
2015-06-13 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
Hubacub
sound origin:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM
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?enraged muffin place |
enragedmuffinz |
(1.67) |
660 |
2010-08-10 |
description:
This is not intended for people over the age of one million. Anybody eating a sandwich may need to step out of the room. If you have to pee get it over with before it changes your mind about this page. Somebodey get me a whoopie cussion... were go'n LIVE
domain:
enrangedmuffin
sound origin:
CREATED BY YOUTUBE USER HOUSEHOLD HACKER... I THINK
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