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booty-ray

2 Live Crew

turn me on deadman

faul

The Beatles -Strawberry Fields Forever

Emo bootup of a classic mac

mymacisemo

Union Underground - Turn me on Mr. Deadman

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turnmeon

Sex Bomb by Tom Jones & Mousse T

"Out enjoying the sun while sitting on a turned-on waffle iron. Smoke billowing up from between her legs made me vomit beautifully."

captainbeefpena

Captain Beefheart-Trout Mask Replica

not as funny as the other phallic weather man> but by golly< this made me lol> i turned sticky keys on by accident by the way>>> john mcloughlin is a douche f*ggot

phallicweatherreport

electric six

[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

aaybr

dat base

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drunkgirls

TURN ME ON TURN ME ON TURN ME ON TURN ME ON

comeonandturnmeon

Nicki Minaj - Turn Me On

this is my best friend!!! he is the one that turned me to this site. his name on here Combat Chuck!!!!!!

Combat-Chuck

Five Iron Frenzy-Combat Chuck

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

found airhorn sound on youtube

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shesturningmeon

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turnmeondeadman

some hotties turned me on, so i made a YTMND for them.

twistedhotties

singingfish

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ue8p0/my_girlfriend_and_i_wanted_to_cuddle_but_we/

justplayingd3

Big Boi - Turns me on. It seemed fitting for the picture.

turnonfe

ilovewavs.com

Turn me on, baby

turnmeonrave

David Guetta Feat Nicki Minaj

My brother has a history of posting bad pictures of me on the internet. Now it's his turn.

mjmetts

Jet Set Radio Future

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

dammit by blink 182

Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me [Verse 1: 50 Cent] Now man, these pussy niggas puttin' money on my head Go on and get your refund, motherfucker, I ain't dead I'm the diamond in the dirt that ain't been found I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned When I rhyme, somethin' special happened every time I'm the greatest, somethin' like Ali in his prime I walk the block with the bundles, I've been knocked on the humble Swing the ox when I rumble, show your ass what my gun do Got a temper, nigga, go 'head, lose your head Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs I walk around, gun on my waist, chip on my shoulder 'Til I bust a clip in your face, pussy, this beef ain't over [Chorus: 50 Cent] Many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me Have mercy on my soul Somewhere my heart turned cold Have mercy on many men Many, many, many, many men Wish death 'pon me

manymentrump

Curtis Jackson

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dontturnyourbackonme

Personal

MinkaXXX/Michelle Kim (Number One Asian Big Boob Queen, Satin, Shanghai Sally, & Unhee Aptekar) is an Korean-American award-winning porn star, adult model and former exotic dancer. Minka is billed as being the largest breasted Asian woman in the world. She is entitled as the "Bountiful Beautiful Asian" on her official website. Minka has had a long and successful career in the adult entertainment industry, spanning over 25 years and counting with many awards and a membership in the Erotica Hall of Fame. Minka possesses a tight, slim and athletic body with a massive chest. Minka was born to Korean parents of French and Vietnamese ancestry in Seoul, South Korea. Minka attended college in South Korea, where she became a skilled tennis player. After graduating, Minka went to the United States in 1993 to compete in the Asian Olympics in Chicago, Illinois. There she and her partner won the Gold Medal in women's doubles. Minka established residence in the United States and wanted to become a professional tennis instructor, but she wasn't able to pass her license exam because of her poor English skills. Minka turned to modeling, after her former tennis partner suggested to turn to modeling because of her attractive shape. Eventually, Minka sent a portfolio of images of herself to British adult photographer/film director John Graham. About a week after sending her photos, Minka was on her way to England to meet Graham and start her modeling career. Graham also referred Minka to Universal Entertainment, an adult talent agency. Minka’s first photoshoot was shot by Graham in England for the American Score magazine. In 1994, Minka went back to the United States, where she continued to pose for Score, toured as an exotic dancer and starred in her first adult film Duke of Knockers 2, which was also directed by Graham. Throughout the 1990’s and 2000’s, Minka posed for Score, Gent, Buxotica, Oriental Dolls, D-Cup and starred in over 30 films. Throughout her career, Minka received many honors and awards. In promotion of her image, Minka appeared on many television shows. In 1997, Minka appeared on The Jerry Springer Show in an episode titled "Big-Busted Strippers!", with fellow big-bust entertainers Candy Andes, Kayla Kleevage, Lisa Lipps, Mesha Lynn and Crystal Storm. In 1999, Minka was a guest on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, on which she participated in a toe-sucking sketch. Minka was frequently referred to as the "number one Asian big boob queen" by radio personality Adam Carolla on Loveline where she appeared as a guest in December 2000. On the 2007 television show Manswers on Spike TV, one topic was who had the biggest boobs in the world. Minka was listed as one of the possibilities. The show eventually chose Maxi Mounds because of her Guinness World Record. Minka possesses a tanned, slim, and athletic body with extremely large breasts. Minka acquired her 54KKK breasts through several breast augmentations in the mid-1990’s from a F cup to KKK cup. Her latest implants were polypropylene string breast implants, also used by big-bust stars Chelsea Charms and Maxi Mounds (among others) to achieve exceptionally-large bust sizes. Minka has a bra cup-size reported as 55KKK. She claims her breasts weigh 13.5 pounds (6.1 kg) each. Because of her polypropylene implants, her breasts gradually continue to grow. In early 2009, Minka appeared in an interview on the British Channel 4’s The World’s Most Enhanced Woman And Me, in which Minka said that she may have a breast reduction in 2011 or 2012.

MichelleKim

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL600EA208114FF03F

Diva Plavalaguna is a famous and revered operatic performer in the film's universe. She is the trusted contact of the Mondoshawans, who entrusted the elemental stones to her for safekeeping before their demise at the hands of Mangalore mercenaries. The Diva is referenced, though not by identity, as the contact Leeloo is meant to meet with to obtain the stones early in the film. She would be located on Fhloston at a luxurious hotel where she was set to perform. She is described as having outstanding performances by Ruby Rhod, and appears to be a subject of great respect and admiration, as her show at the hotel was populated by dignitaries and celebrities from all over the cosmos. She is seen for the first time being escorted to her suite in the hotel by her companions and hotel security. The awestruck head of security stammers and appears nervous in front of her. She senses Leeloo's presence behind a wall down the hallway. Turning to one of her companions and communicating quietly, she sends the companion to tell Leeloo that she is happy she is here and she will give her what she came for. The Diva is next seen in the opera hall, giving what turned out to be her final performance. She sings a slow, melancholy melody at first, that suddenly becomes more upbeat and impressive as she delivers talent that evokes a standing ovation from the crowd. Later, the Diva is shot through the abdomen while still on stage by invading Mangalores. She falls, with Korben reaching to her and pulling her down to the floor behind the seats. Encouraging her to stay awake, he implores her to tell him where the stones are. She tells him about Leeloo's strength, and that she is more fragile than she appears, requiring both his love and support to complete her mission. She informs him with her dying breath that the stones were "...in me." Korben deciphers this to mean that the stones were literally being housed inside her, being able to access them by reaching through the bullet hole in her abdomen and pulling them out. Played by: Maïwenn Le Besco Voiced by: Inva Mula-Tchako (opera)

DivaPlavalaguna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qA7XtJE_f0