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Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can. This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original. The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real. The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better. Lyrics: ((PFFT)) DIARRHEA DIARRHEA YEAH ((PFFT)) PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST DIARRHEA DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY DIAHHREA WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL DIARRHEA SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST DIARRHEA SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD DIARRHEA YEAH DIARRHEA WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER DIARRHEA WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT DIARRHEA WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN DIARRHEA WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE DIARRHEA YEAH OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))

diarrheasong

See description. Lyrics included.

I had sex with a ham sandwich once. The sync does not work property on IE for no apparent reason. Whatever, I've been messing with it for two days, if anyone has the fix pm.

nedestruction

Coburn- We Interrupt This Program.

cliff burton was metallica's first "real" bassist. cliff was killed in 1986 while on the Master of Puppets tour. its been 20 years since Master of Puppets and cliffs death so i thought id be cool to pay tribute.

toliveistodie

Orion- Metallica

I put diamonds on everything I eat for 2 reasons. 1. It's the most balla sh*t you could possibly do to your food and 2... It makes my dookie twinkle.

twinkle

Chappelle's Show Lost Episodes Bloopers

really fat cat on top of a little girl. omg. it's killing her!!!! no... she's humping it.

tubcat

mario

lol whoever made hermiones secret pt 2 please bring it back :'(, i made this based on vadersecret2.ytmnd.com since theres always a darthvader and chipmunk version of audio clips =-O

chipettessecret2

high pitch BEP - my humps

(Anyone who wants to post go ahead, I will read it. Just dont pay attention to Twinsen and Silent-Fart. They are too immature to be on this site in the first place.) As you can see there is a pentagram right behind the white house made up of the streets.

SecretSatanicGovernment

Stairway to Heaven - Backwards

Since Chris Benoit has been found as a murder, wwe is remvng any mention of him on wweshop.com, like match listings and stuff, as if hes not on there, so I took that idea and took an image from their wmxx page in the wrestlemania section and edited it.

BenoitGone

Chris Benoits first wwe theme

I give up...

stillonmeth

Overdose w/ my stoned/tired/drunk editing

Anthony Hopkins takes it from Cuba Gooding Jr. More than likely the sync is going to be absolutely horrible. Preview isnt working for me (gets stuck on loading image...)

htfc

Instinct (1999)

anrold fingers/ and is pizza place phone pciker uper

arnoldownsbitchs

dunno had it on computer forever

It's my test site. If you're lucky, you might see a preview of one of my new sites before it's created. Don't count on it.

nmjgeriopmgiopersda

Found it on google. Dreamcast still rocks!

ps2fordreamcast

ytmnd

This little ten year old was on Xbox Live bickering between his mom. Parents these days, look at what they're raising. You have to watch the entire video of it to appreciate it's goldness. :3

chocomilkbrat

http://www.intenzeconceptz.com/Movie_0004.wmv

Patrick Duffy stars in DON'T SWALLOW. It's a new youtube channel on NBCc where The Duffman gets his reservations back at Carmines because he figured since Al wasn't going to the dance, he and Carol the Horse could still go out to dinner but then Adam Sandler

peenbis-butter

lethal weapon STOVE: The Fifth Leathal Waypen Move Starrign GLoves

For some reason on YTMND, it says 50 cent will be voicing Epona, in the next Zelda game. Whether this is accurate, I do not know, but lets all pray it's a f*ck up.

niggastolemyhorse

n*gg* stole my bike

I saw this on sunday and knew i had to make it.

itsquagmire

Exported from video clip from premiere

My county has gotten strict on enforcing immigration laws so this guy put up a billboard in his back yard and it made it onto the news. Only problem is, he can't even read his own sign.

raisins

Unedited sound bite of the clip

i've had this sound file on my computer for a while (creepy, i know) ...but now i have a reason for it.

grovermessage

sesame street

well, i found this picture on a forum, and i was listening to Silver Screen Shower Scene by Felix Da Housecat. It synced up perfectly, so i made this. It isn't the full song, obviously.

titbass

Felix Da Housecat - Silver Screen Shower Scene

Haha. Even better than Stefanie! Do I f*cking OWN or what?

esurancesex

Vigilante - Answers

I've worked so hard on this, it is about Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) series in the Metal Gear Solid series, losing Splinter on the Shell Cell phone.

mgtmnt

Carlos Mencia steales the pictures from a random internet joke. Okay, okay stop heckeling me. I Had no idea that the joke diden't originate on YTMND. I Just saw somthing fishy and decided to point it out. And no there isin't any sound.

Menciastole

This picture was orrigenally taken by a friend of mine from DeviantArt who goes by the name "WonderWario." This is a real, unedited screenshot. I know, because I went to Amazon.com myself, and found it on there. Go see for yourself.

SonicPrice

Sonic Says from AoStH

It's worth listening through the song.. it's a great song by i, cactus . You should see the Armi Ja Danny video on the nets, it's hilarious!!

armijadanny

i, cactus - yellow cactus

saw it on the dvd. had to make a gif. then i figured, hey... why not make it a ytmnd? so i did. blah.

toddsgiantballs

cowboy bebop.

Think you're Mariah Carey's biggest fan? Well you're NOT! But guess who is... this time in animated GIF form! (I'm working on it, promise)

vadermariahfan

VH1

Jumping on this fad....Inspired by http://unclebleeper.ytmnd.com/ Okay it was actually inspired by someone posting the GERMAN version, but I can't find it. :(

japanesesouthpark

South Park The Movie (Japanese version)

This person decided to call me at 5 AM without blocking there number, they thought it was funny waking me up. So why not publicize their number on YTMND at 5:30AM. Support my aggervation by annoying the hell out of this persons poor little cell phone with

hotsex

Raffi

Kirk discovers a hilarious Moonman site on Tau Omega IX, but Starfleet regulations forbid upvoting it.

somebody-make-the-decision

Star Trek - Turnabout Intruder