| ?How to beat anorexia |
Solacola |
(2.67) |
2,103 |
2006-08-22 |
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description:
Anorexia, Obesity, Owned
domain:
HowToBeatAnorexia
sound origin:
Olde English
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| ?(nsfw) (+44) doesn't care about 599 US DO... |
smellyperson |
(1.17) |
2,102 |
2007-03-08 |
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description:
They don't give a f*ck what the price is.
domain:
plus599usdollars
sound origin:
Sony at E306 and (+44) - When Your Heart Stops Beating
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| ?PUT HEAD ON CHEST |
rolin |
(3.55) |
2,101 |
2006-07-11 |
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description:
Zidane puts head on chest. My attempt at beating this thing we can barely even call a former horse corpse.
domain:
zidaneput
sound origin:
shoehead.ytmnd.com
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| ?Dance, Dance, Banana |
FynexFox |
(2.50) |
2,100 |
2005-09-25 |
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description:
A banana cripping/dnacing to a funky beat.
domain:
dancedancebanana
sound origin:
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| ?hookers love his nuts |
steelreserve |
(2.25) |
2,100 |
2009-03-30 |
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description:
sham wow guy beats prostitutes
domain:
slapthehooker
sound origin:
slap nuts
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| ?He Beat It! |
SgtBAMF |
(3.87) |
2,098 |
2006-01-26 |
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description:
He did it!
domain:
anorx
sound origin:
Wav Central
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| ?Yo Green Day, Can I borrow (wink) your drum be... |
smokedis |
(1.59) |
2,098 |
2007-07-12 |
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description:
MARILYN MANSON STOLE GREEN DAY'S DRUM BEAT
domain:
masterbeat
sound origin:
MY CD'S
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| ?JORGE BUCHS KIRBSTAUMPS JHON CARRE... |
Goatseguy |
(3.52) |
2,097 |
2006-12-10 |
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description:
VOTE % N*GG*RS
domain:
curbstompolendvote5plzlol
sound origin:
SOLENT
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| ?Picard soothes the savage beast |
MurdarMachene |
(3.54) |
2,091 |
2006-08-26 |
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description:
Picard sooges the savage beats!
domain:
PicardSoothes
sound origin:
9/11 Never Forget
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| ?Bill Stickers be innocent as a muf***a |
mgmayo27 |
(2.95) |
2,090 |
2006-03-12 |
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description:
Bill Stickers be innocent, mane
domain:
billstickersrap
sound origin:
i made the beat
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| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,089 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
sound origin:
Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.
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| ?BEARS! IN 3-D! |
OvA |
(3.61) |
2,088 |
2006-02-05 |
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description:
Many bears wave in 3D to a phat techno beat.
domain:
bearsdance
sound origin:
Warp Brothers - Amazing
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| ?Samuel L. Jackson Loves His Hamburgers (with ph... |
niftydrumdude |
(3.69) |
2,086 |
2006-04-08 |
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description:
A simple ytmnd showcasing the black man's true love for the Grade A burger.
domain:
samuelshamburgers
sound origin:
Pulp Fiction, Myself
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| ?The Twilight Zone |
HelghastSoldier |
(3.22) |
2,085 |
2005-07-22 |
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description:
In the Twilight Zone the dance beats will terrify you.
domain:
LightZone
sound origin:
DDR Max
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| ?Yeah It's Gonna Be Real Wicked |
constructfox |
(4.10) |
2,085 |
2020-07-06 |
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description:
Yo, gimme somethin' to dance to. Just play it loud! OK?!
Popping music almost threat (obviously) presidential. COVID-19 pandemic campaign spread. Biden people obsessed. Crashed after allegations criminal President Trump. Swarm police shootings impeachment Americans nightmare hornets. Major music surprise. Masked Singer feared creepy brush allegedly.
Track by u4i circa 1990 aka Danceday aka Beat Dis Paula.
domain:
playitloud
sound origin:
circa 1990 tracker mod called danceday by u4ia
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| ?bill gates is ugly |
snace |
(3.00) |
2,082 |
2005-07-25 |
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description:
bill gates is ugly. don't deny it.
domain:
billgatesisugly
sound origin:
the beat is sampled
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| ?(nsfw) dont beat off at school |
assclown |
(1.80) |
2,081 |
2004-11-18 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
nobeecherno
sound origin:
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| ?That poor horse |
GreenEclipse |
(3.21) |
2,077 |
2006-05-01 |
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description:
Beating a dead horse in Oblivion.
domain:
poorhorse
sound origin:
The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
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| ?(nsfw) Beat that Nigga! |
PokePunkz |
(3.38) |
2,071 |
2005-06-23 |
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description:
BEAT ON THE n*gg*!
domain:
beatthenigga
sound origin:
Ramones - Beat on the Brat
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| ?How to talk to your kids |
Trebek |
(3.68) |
2,071 |
2007-02-04 |
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description:
The right way to talk to your kids. For all of you future or current parents.
domain:
parentaltips
sound origin:
Napoleon Dynamite + Michael Jackson - Beat It
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| ?. |
evilregal |
(3.44) |
2,071 |
2007-02-13 |
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description:
wanted to see how this would look...and if it would sync
domain:
gothehellaway2
sound origin:
murs beat
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| ?Tino is out of control |
TH89 |
(1.67) |
2,070 |
2005-07-19 |
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description:
The idea was better on paper
domain:
ooc
sound origin:
Meat Beat Manifesto Tour 2005
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| ?Time to beat a dead horse... |
TheHornyNinja |
(3.43) |
2,066 |
2006-06-07 |
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description:
I saw the other one and just couldn't resist... I know it's beating a dead horse, but... Eh...
domain:
burnandspin
sound origin:
many, many YTMNDs
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| ?BEAT IT |
you-touch-your-mom |
(1.60) |
2,066 |
2006-07-10 |
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description:
everyone likes to beat it!
domain:
beat--it
sound origin:
Micheal Jackson - Beat It
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| ?Jude Law's got that Feeling |
V1L3 |
(3.00) |
2,066 |
2006-07-23 |
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description:
He DOES look pleased, doesn't he.
domain:
judelawispleased
sound origin:
Bronski Beat - Hit that Perfect Beat
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| ?Limewire answers itself |
CrispyEd |
(3.74) |
2,066 |
2006-07-30 |
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description:
thebigshow beat me to this idea: http://canyouafford.ytmnd.com/ but I didn't search for dups until after I got my stuff together...
domain:
nuncaotravez
sound origin:
Ricki Lee - Hell No
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| ?Daler Mendhi Likes the Beat |
ProfessorBooty |
(3.12) |
2,065 |
2006-07-21 |
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description:
See title
domain:
dalermendhibeat
sound origin:
Jay-Z and me
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man beats you with a rolling pin |
moonmanfan |
(3.00) |
2,064 |
2012-10-17 |
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description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
rollingpin
sound origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
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| ?OS X Networking Preferences are Over 9000!!!!!! |
AmazingSyco |
(3.00) |
2,063 |
2007-02-04 |
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description:
OS X! OVER NINE THOUSANNNNND!!!
Sorry for beating a dead fad in the face, but I'm a geek and I laughed. *ssh*les.
domain:
osx9k
sound origin:
The Internets
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| ?I beat up Paris, where's my PS3? |
cardboard-boxA |
(3.56) |
2,062 |
2006-11-17 |
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description:
I beat the bitch up, never got a PS3. (I know the sound could of been much better but I'm in a hurry)
domain:
wheresmyps3
sound origin:
some YTMND
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