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Clouds have been plotting against humanity for thousands of years, this we know, but now they are finally unleashing their master plan to destroy all humans! I know this may sound like bullshit but it is true, and us here at the LOLCAT -(League of Lucid Cardiographers and Tacos) Are working on a million dollar project to permanently put an end to the evils that are plaguing our skies, but sadly we only have a budget of $0 so we're asking you, YES YOU, for help. Will YOU help your fellow humans in this battle for humanity?! OR WILL YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING!!! YOU MUST DECIDE THE FATE OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUR SPONSORSHIP!!

MothafuckinDanger

Mythwars

If you like it I'll do more. So like it.

bigblackcockinyourass

cheeks

They're rocking! My chicken fingers are tapping along with my toes!

my-lunch-how-do-you-like-it

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

aaybr

dat base

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It's like Moon man killing you on your wedding day... witch he will probably do.

youhadbetterlearnyourfuckinglesson

don't you think?

If you happen to hear about anything like this happening in your neighbor hood go kick the sh!t out of whoevers doing it.

ACING

Newgrounds....

my boy cyberstonerfred sent me this and i loved it!! i hope you all like it as much as i do!!! so here is the hemp cat!!!!

Time-2-Get-High

Time 2 Get High

This is probably the first time I've made something from scratch. This took quite a while to do, but GIMP isn't so smooth on the animation. Anyways, I hope you like it!

swimmingbrianpeppers

Baywatch

It's not even an inside joke, i just felt like doing this, i feel relieved now. Can you believe that's Stephen Baldwin?

chorizoconhuevos

Pablo Francisco

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if your favorite childhood book were read to you like it was from the Internet? Well, with this mix, now you do!

pierreytmnd

"Pierre," by Carrole King, mixed with ytmnd's

Couldn't get the audio to work once again, deleted YTMND to attempt a do over, encoded the audio with a different program..hoping it works this time. Like I said last time..lot of respect for you YTMNDers who make flawless YTMNDs the first time around, if

carlsadvice

ATHF Promo - Carl Fitness

well, do you touch yourself? you should it feels nice, like he is trying to tell you!

touchmahself

www. beemp3.nl

SO... ??

hdylyp

ytmnd: ytmnd users have one weakness

If the sound dont sync right, you prolly click on the ytmnd icon on the top right (like I do) to get the sound to sync with the animation, this one you dont need to. EDIT: For some reason it does not sync at all with Internet Explorer, it does in Firef

kittysniper2

Counter Strike - see description if having syncing issues

who knows wher the fuck this really came from, so much of the beginning is really hastily starts, and cuts off abruptly at the end. Stolen from the youtube and pasted copied here for the fuck of it. FUCking some suck my dick who i stole it from. which didnt make it then put it on the internet anywhere and like you deserve some fucking money cocksucker for using a video hosting site like I do either, bet if you hosted it to your own private pay to view site nobody would give a fuck. idiots

fuckyouistolethis

then i uploaded part

I like it. I wonder if you do.

thekillingmoon

DD

if it looks like noise to you, you're not doing it right.

lolsubliminal

running in the 90s + pitch shift + wahwah + reverse

It seems like there's a lot of people on here who think they're superior just because they're European or whatever. I do believe that makes you an *sshole.

fydsd

Next time you idiots at TYFN and TNR think about calling the "cops". Remember its not a crime to do it here. Not like they'd care if it was LOL

NotAcrime

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=77733471 ^ is the myspace of that person.. do what you like to it

rudekittenfails

Buckwheat Boys- Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Everybody do that bump! If you're like 10, this was what you missed out on, go look it up and have your mind fucked.

bumpyinthenight

mr bumpy and squishinton

How do you like it?

ohyeahhhhh

Andrea True - More, More, More

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

Mister softee

I heard this song from a DJ then just had to get it.

YouLikeToMoveItIt

Club Mix?

Sorry if i am irritating you by doing these YTMNDs but i hate that cake guy so much i want to take the piss out of him a lot. If you don't like, downvote. I don't care, it doesn't matter...

butwaynesworldisawesome

moviewavs

its almost impossible to find a decent sized next gen uniform online

nakedgeordi

Next Generation

I tried to edit it to make it sound like YTMNDs that went like, when you f*** your wife, do you need directions?

AngryTurbanguy

40 year old virgin

SIR CAN YOU DRAW ME A DOG, BUT ITS LIKE DEAD IN THE STREET, CAN YOU DO THAT.

ginalombardo

SIR