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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

In chess, a desperado piece is a piece that is en prise or trapped, but captures an enemy piece before it is itself captured. This can be in either a situation where both sides have hanging pieces, "...in which you use your doomed piece to eat as much material as possible before it dies"; or alternatively a sacrifice that will result in stalemate if it is captured.

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Can't Stop The Rook!

Darth Wang takes a long awaited vacation. It's been 4 years since his last. He can take off his Kirk face and rice paddy hat and really relax.

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Darth Wang- Ft. Black Label Bacon Trio

ho can smell that shit from miles away

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methmercial

Not really. Moon Man believes in nothing.

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Peyote Burger Mobile pushin the limits of gravity and space

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Rabbit On Acid - Fly Like An Eagle (Steve Miller Band Cover) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BAo1CJkEJQ

Throw dat shizzle.

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pilleater has found the noob software. now share. im reuploading this cause its pretty kkkool. can somone tell me what they call this girl btw

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dis thing online that got deleted now its on the yourthemannowdog dot com on the internet .www

looks like someone reported him to his parents according to my hypothesis still i can't prove it, but suzanne would not randomly disappear, is this user in danger?

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we make minitmnds with only 1 image that pop up on hover http://www.dynamicdrive.com/style/csslibrary/item/css-image-gallery/ https://css-tricks.com/examples/SoundOnHover/ sites can be labelled in a separate color and two site creators will exist, that way you can make mini shitpost sites without a preloader entirely

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The Flying Kicks - We are electric

A man returns to brunch throughout all times and places

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the bee gees

Been a while since my last YTMND, but come on, you can't help but think how goofy this looks.

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Sweet Homa Alabama, Where I tell you what to do...

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I'm sorry Mr. God it appears we have wasted your time

I started out with the intent to make a ytmnd about the Latin inscription above the gates of hell in the Paris catacombs, and this was the result. It went from Bart killing sideshow Bob, Tom killing Jerry, Scrappy Doo's autopsy, to "I don't Believe in You either" memes, dragons mermaids bigfoot aliens santa clause jesus ghosts mothera barney to the song by Talk Talk by the same name, to All work and no play makes Jack A dull boy.

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Audacity Audio Editing Software - Santana Evil Ways Jackson Browne The Pretender no type rae sremmurd CCR Fortunate Son Aqua Teen Hunger Force E02 Be My Lover La Bouche Miss You Rolling Stones Chill Out John Lee Hooker The Original Version of "Luke, I am your Father" in Star Wars Chris Farley as Matt Foley motivational speaker One is the Lonliest Number Three Dog Night

Mordecai & Rigby Never Change Facial Expressions

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Howard Jones Things Can Only Get Better

This is from Just Set Up The Chairs Episode 2 Season 1 of Regular Show and it is the most... colorful depictions of Mordecai.

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Howard Jones Things Can Only Get Better

Cartoons can change the way you think

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The ass of plucky duck

Stapler Man isn't a very hard boss to beat, but you have to remember to give him his weapon back before the end of the game or he'll set Dr. Light's Laboratory on fire

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Unstaplered

Twinkle Star Sprites is a 1996 competitive scrolling shooter arcade game originally created by ADK. It was ADK's last production for the Neo-Geo platform. The gameplay, which can be characterized as a combination of a fixed shooter and a versus puzzle game, uses combinations of shots, as well as timed power-ups to attempt to damage the opponent. These attacks also serve as counters to the opponent's attack.

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https://youtu.be/JtlUZlnWQQs

Max defends his site while simultaneously preventing people from using it.

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Justice League

fuck pokemon macks can u ban these pls thanks

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just some dumb shit off my computer

At least we have some stories we can tell.

maxdidhisbest

The Nightmare Before Christmas

I can't believe Nescafe isn't using this in their ad campaign. What gives?

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trying to get it out...

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SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea has scheduled the dismantlement of its nuclear test site for sometime between May 23 and 25 depending on weather conditions in order to uphold its previous pledge to discontinue nuclear tests, state media reported on Saturday. The country’s central news agency said the dismantlement of the nuclear test ground would involve collapsing all of its tunnels with explosions, blocking its entrances and removing all observation facilities, research buildings and security posts. “The Nuclear Weapon Institute and other concerned institutions are taking technical measures for dismantling the northern nuclear test ground of the DPRK in order to ensure transparency of discontinuance of the nuclear test,” said the announcement. DPRK is an acronym for North Korea’s official name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. The announcement comes after U.S. President Donald Trump said he would hold a summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in Singapore on June 12. It will be the first meeting ever between a sitting U.S. president and the leader of North Korea. It follows a flurry of international engagement with North Korea as the two Koreas held their own summit in late April and officials plan to hold high-level meetings in coming weeks. Trump’s Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said on Friday North Korea can look forward to “a future brimming with peace and prosperity” if it agrees to quickly give up its nuclear weapons. Officials in Seoul had said in April that North Korea planned to invite experts and journalists from the United States and South Korea for the shutdown of its test site. North Korea said journalists from other countries, including the United States and South Korea, will be invited to cover the event, to “show in a transparent manner the dismantlement of the northern nuclear test ground to be carried out”. In order to accommodate the travelling journalists, North Korea said various measures would be taken including “opening territorial air space”. All international journalists will be provided with a charter flight into Wonsan, a port city in eastern North Korea, from Beijing, KCNA said. There, reporters will board a charter train to the nuclear test ground in an “uninhabited deep mountain area”. North Korea’s six known nuclear tests have taken place in Punggye-ri, a location in the northeastern part of North Korea where a system of tunnels have been dug under Mount Mantap. Experts have said the pledge to dismantle the test site is a big step forward but verifying it will be difficult.

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WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.

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