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keep your fucking horse out of my new cans

skibbles

broken social scene - anthems for a seventeen-year-old girl

totally real

flyingilluminati

super mario bros 3 dessert land theme

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

i feel bad for myself

solomonfix

can you feel the sunshine ? (sonic r)

"Best of Moon Man" Original site can be found at: http://rwthwrhwrthwrth.ytmnd.com/

rwthwrhwrthwrthr

"Best of Moon Man"

Banana. Chicken. Tomato. Avocados. Long ago, the four fruits lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Tomato Nation attacked. Only the Avocado, master of all four fruits, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avocado, an avocadobender named Avocado. And although his fruitbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Avocado can save the world.

thisiswhyineedfeminism

original content

:(((((((((

leavinglasvegas

pale sketcher - can i go now

Please believe it

beiberflexzone

Meek Mill and Rick Ross

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

capable

Same

i will be phil hartman, and you will be arnold schwarzenegger. we can eat cookies just for one day.

quote-cookies-unquote

mick jaggoff

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

roulette

Same

Moon Man is awesome!

cannery

Moon Man is awesome!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No

you can't stop watching

neverendingcooper

the song from the classic Conan YTMND seemed perfect for this

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

pilleatercrew

"Pay close attention. You could miss something." This facebook group is not Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. There are three keys, each in seven parts. Each part is a day in the fool's journey. There is no day for the fool himself, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. This group is a doorway. A doorway that will both fully open, and close forever on solstice night. If you can't find the first key, you haven't got a hope of finding the second or third. Without all three keys, you cannot open the door. And if you cannot pass through the door, you are not worthy to be part of Group Zero. Which Does Not Exist. Whatever the most committed among you find on the other side, it will not be Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. For those who are not committed and organised, not paying attention, your journey will end with this group. Feel free to add anyone who may appreciate it. Time is short. 14 days left. #GZDNE

groupzerodoesnotexist

Doom 3 videogame sounds

Hey kids, got your crayons so you can do "Color Me YTMND 2.1.1. (updated)"?

GotCrayons

He sung it

LOL!

twists

ChNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOck STAPLy - The STAPLER

Yes, the Farthammer site is real.....Yes, I am sick fuck for knowing that it exists...I blame Howard Stern.

chamberoffarts

One Direction

To The Parents of Michael Brown, Jr.: When we think about what it means to be Black men in America, we realize that we are all Michael, we are all sons, and although our stories may differ, we know the fate of your son could also be the fate of any of us. We cannot say that we understand what it must feel like to lose a son--to no longer be able to embrace him, love him, care for him, and to hear his voice. However, we hope that you can find some solace in our voices as we share with you messages to our unborn sons. Sincerely, The Yale College Black Men's Union

tomyunbornson

Harry Chapin

teacher says

playbook

they think they can beat us at a fair game

brand new fad

seamammalmeme

https://soundcloud.com/rarity-blast/i-got-so-bored

Quinn: you've been living underground, eating from a can. You've been running away from what you don't understand.

QuinnMysteriousWays

U2

i don't know why i did this, a black cat, a dubstep music, a tts voice, that stupid -_-

CACDD

chrispy - predator (original mix)

We just got funded on KickStarter and much celebration is to be had. Now everyone can celebrate with us!

InnerSpaceWeMadeIt

The sound came from youtube

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

swatter

MGS1

fad comps are still hilarious. new updates to hopefully help get OVER 9000 hits, because I did not forget Poland, the X-citing art of Dave Cockrum or the tragic sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Now includes: mangione, jurassic park brachiosaurus, bush, poland, polend, kaz hirai, lando, danson, epic pacard, baron lasers, horswarz, arnold, kirby, pee wee hermit, slim jim, snoop nye the slam guy, scrooge mcduck, king leonidas, eminem's mom's spaghetti, giant enemy crab, luthor wrong, l ron hubbard, scientology, will smith, cookie monster, the internet is for porn, dr l33t, bipft, hooker boots, shoe on head, snape kills dumbledore, HTPAT, DTMB, I can break these cuffs, 4chan, max, spiderman stole that guys p1zz4, keyboard cat in space, moon man, kramer, shepard psa, marv, spider, harry potter, dramatic breakup letter, uncle phil, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, grover tragedy, oscar, garbage day, billy v koen, matlab, nigga stole my lightcycle, mooninites, shopping cart, over 9000, chocolate, willy wonka, spongebob squarepants, patrick, rainbow stalin, master of nothing, chad warden, ps triple space fucker, hippo, dave cockrum large version: http://maddogsoldier.deviantart.com/art/Color-ME-YTMND-2-1-1-499366290

colorit2x1

Cool Ball Remix by AskAak? Anyway, the first song that nutnics used for the 1st release of http://colorit.ytmnd.com

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bcmb

Mixed Garchomp shines at one role above all else: breaking down defensive cores. With astonishingly high offensive stats, few defensive Pokemon can safely switch into its attacks. Because of its role as a wallbreaker, it is best used in the early- to mid-game in order to lure in and weaken Pokemon such as Skarmory and Landorus-T. It is important to know that it is not always necessary to Mega Evolve Garchomp instantly because prior to Mega Evolution, Garchomp outspeeds certain threats (such as Kyurem-B) that it otherwise cannot after it has Mega Evolved.

An error can be the effect of trying to test-run badly coded or mistyped source code, opening possibly corrupted files, or just loading and opening saves and files using the wrong game or type of program,

chrdov-bossbattles-error

Taken from the notessimo community and trimmed to fit the sound size limit

Dragon Dance Mega Salamence is capable of sweeping entire teams after a single boost, and finds plenty of setup chances thanks to Intimidate and great overall bulk. Return or Double-Edge are the primary STAB and destroy anything that doesn't resist it or doesn't have ridiculous physical bulk. Earthquake covers Rock- and Steel-types, such as Tyranitar, Mega Diancie, Jirachi, Heatran, Magnezone, and Bisharp. Fire Blast covers Ferrothorn, Mega Metagross, Mega Scizor, and Skarmory, Outrage takes care of Rotom-W and has a good chance to OHKO even physically defensive variants after Stealth Rock and an Adamant nature, but keep in mind that +1 Double-Edge already does around half to Rotom-W, as Outrage is useless outside of dealing with Rotom-W, and has a very nasty side effect, which will probably cause Mega Salamence to get revenge killed by a Choice Scarf user, a priority user, a Steel-, or a Fairy-type.

famerygaitmnd

One glance at Metang's stats might suggest that it is suited to act as a defensive wall, but underestimate offensive Metang at your own risk, as it hits many of the offensive threats in the tier hard. Courtesy of its great bulk, Metang can also check physical and special attackers alike, such as Primeape, Serperior, Braviary, and Musharna. Unfortunately, Metang still cannot beat common leads such as Piloswine and Golem one-on-one, but it can survive an Earthquake from them, allowing it to make a move before it dies. Stealth Rock is a handy move on Metang, chipping off health from Pokemon such as Charizard and Rotom-S to which Metang can do little otherwise. Meteor Mash is a strong STAB move, 2HKOing Serperior, Primeape, and Skuntank after Stealth Rock damage.