?Owooooh |
lonewolf789 |
(1.40) |
479 |
2011-11-13 |
description:
I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!
domain:
lwlw
sound origin:
youtube
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?MASTER BEDROOM WATERBEDS CELEBRA... |
pixel |
(3.67) |
479 |
2020-04-17 |
description:
ONLY MASTER BEDROOM AFTER FOURTEEN YEARS CAN OFFER INCREDIBLE LOW PRICES
domain:
waterbeds
sound origin:
John Philip Sousa - The Liberty Bell
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?*%*Worship The Stapler*%* |
mbj-414 |
(2.17) |
481 |
2006-06-23 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
greatolstapler
sound origin:
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?Nolan Ryan - Should I stay or should I go |
BearlyDoug |
(1.00) |
481 |
2013-04-10 |
description:
Nolan Ryan can't seem to make up his mind as to whether he's the CEO of the Texas Rangers or not.
domain:
NolanRyan
sound origin:
BeeMP3.com
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?Reika Kirishima Can't Stop The Rock |
Ebb1993 |
(2.00) |
481 |
2014-08-01 |
description:
Who else can't stop the rock?
domain:
timestoptherock
sound origin:
Stop the Rock
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?PreStaptiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON Requ... |
DarthWang |
(3.50) |
482 |
2018-03-03 |
description:
UGOFF IS ON TV AND HE TURNS INTO DARTH STAPLER EXCEPT HE IS MISSING HIS STAPLER BECAUSE THE OTHER DARTH STAPLER IN THE SAND HAS IT WHICH YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE WITHOUT VIEWING THE FULL IMAGE
domain:
require
sound origin:
DNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOghter - MediStapler
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?JESUS HAS MILTON'S STAPLER!!!1 |
Qstrike |
(1.50) |
482 |
2006-02-27 |
description:
jesus has milton's stapler!
domain:
jesushasmiltonsstapler
sound origin:
jesus has milton's stapler!
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?come on, seriously this time, make me a ... |
Dyslexia |
(3.40) |
482 |
2007-03-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
modiddsafasgasdgsdg
sound origin:
CAN I JUST BE A MOD?
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?I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends |
fearbeforeTyler |
(1.40) |
482 |
2007-07-04 |
description:
gayness
domain:
weisbetter
sound origin:
The White Stripes
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?Can You Find The Hidden Pikachu? |
Xacani |
(1.00) |
482 |
2008-10-18 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
canyoufindthehiddenpikachu
sound origin:
www.youtube.com
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?(nsfw) this is authentic nigga |
Amok-Tater |
(2.50) |
482 |
2020-04-02 |
description:
I can't be an edgelord anymore...this is authentic nigga
domain:
WilliamAtchison
sound origin:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rmJieuMgHeU
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?illiterate we can help |
shepley |
(3.00) |
483 |
2006-02-12 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
illiteratehelp
sound origin:
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?see if u can find osama (it took me a while) |
testplayer |
(3.13) |
483 |
2006-04-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Ahg6
sound origin:
the doors
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?Cant Hang Up |
bfrd9k |
(3.67) |
483 |
2021-09-24 |
description:
HELP. I've been put on hold and I can't hang up!
domain:
soscoman
sound origin:
https://soundcloud.com/johnny-vagrant/permanent-alien-opus-no-1-cisco-hold-music
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?can't take my eyes off you |
joannehsieh |
(3.00) |
484 |
2009-01-09 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
canttakemyeyesoffyou
sound origin:
youtube.com
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?Baby |
chrisk |
(2.33) |
484 |
2009-10-27 |
description:
Sonogram picture + babybabybabybaby
domain:
sonogram
sound origin:
Q Are We Not Men A We Are Devo! - Devo - (I Can't Get No) Sat
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?suez vibing |
phalecbaldwin |
(3.50) |
484 |
2021-03-23 |
description:
can't work. big boat in the way. grab a beer
domain:
evergiven
sound origin:
dangerous killers - izinja
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?Push Th' Lil Dasies |
validgunner |
(2.33) |
484 |
2023-03-22 |
description:
When you lie
Kiss your baby bye bye bye
If you're true
The whole wide world will laugh with you
When we see
Nothing's wrong with you and me
The time will tell
It might even bring a wedding bell
If you think that I'm a loser
Well you suck
'Cause you know
I ain't nothin'
But a user of your love
I can't get enough
Girl, it's true
The whole wide world is smilin' with you
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Sometimes I know
Sometimes I'm on the go
But I'm comin' back
So don't give me no flack, yeah
It's all you
And it's me too
It"s your world
You's the girl, you's the girl
Happier than shit
Things that might go click with me
Click with you
Is that love? is that love? oh
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow
Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up
Watch them grow, watch them grow
As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up
Make 'em come up
Make 'em come up
Make 'em come up, say
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
Push th' little daisies and make em come up
domain:
daseys
sound origin:
Push Th' LIl Dasies
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?untitled |
denicole14 |
(2.33) |
485 |
2006-03-25 |
description:
peewee herman on a bike flying through space, yes
domain:
dundundun12
sound origin:
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?Gingerbread man can't erase his past... |
Nyeusigrube |
(3.33) |
485 |
2007-12-30 |
description:
Gingerbread man cant erase his past
domain:
CookieCutters----
sound origin:
let the wind erase me
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?BONEZONE: Jeff Gerstmann downloads a Bones ... |
Lcadwallader |
(3.60) |
485 |
2008-07-25 |
description:
tha character that john francis daley portrays is named Sweets lol
domain:
sweetsgamerpicture
sound origin:
can i borrow your hat
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?Best of Flying |
venomtdub |
(3.60) |
485 |
2008-08-10 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
bestof
sound origin:
miss
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?Reign of the Astral Douchetower (Marathon Rules) |
Adminn-1 |
(3.00) |
485 |
2020-04-28 |
description:
Hail to the generator.
domain:
douchetowerluv
sound origin:
Blessid Union of Souls - I Believe (Love Is the Answer)
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?i am malth |
fuzygob |
(2.83) |
486 |
2005-05-22 |
description:
i am malth, you can never get past me.
domain:
malth
sound origin:
home-made
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?CAN I GET YOU SOME JUICE!?@#!? |
hallowedredeemer |
(1.50) |
486 |
2006-04-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
canigetjoosumjuice
sound origin:
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?I believe you have my stapler? |
SewerSystem |
(1.00) |
486 |
2016-02-28 |
description:
classic
domain:
staplersite
sound origin:
have my stapler
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?(nsfw) azpreferredplumbing |
azpreferredplumbing |
(3.00) |
486 |
2021-06-02 |
description:
Mesa Plumbers Offers Wide Range Of Plumbing Services
At AZ Preferred Plumbing we offer Phoenix plumber an incredibly wide range of plumbing services. Water lines, sewer lines, sinks, and faucets, our expert mesa plumbers can Phoenix plumber or replace it all. We offer Tempe plumber a thorough 60-point plumbing inspection, utilize high-tech leak Mesa plumber location techniques, and extend a 60-minutes Mesa plumber or less drain clear guarantee.
https://azpreferredplumbing.com/
domain:
azpreferredplumbing
sound origin:
Mesa Plumbers Offers Wide Range Of Plumbing Services
At AZ Preferred Plumbing we offer Phoenix plumber an incredibly wide range of plumbing services. Water lines, sewer lines, sinks, and faucets, our expert mesa plumbers can Phoenix plumber or replace it all. We offer Tempe plumber a thorough 60-point plumbing inspection, utilize high-tech leak Mesa plumber location techniques, and extend a 60-minutes Mesa plumber or less drain clear guarantee.
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?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
487 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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?peppers trash can with little kid |
l337n355 |
(2.33) |
487 |
2006-08-06 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
pepperstrashcan
sound origin:
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?TheRealDeal: Can't Stop THIS! |
JingalBelz |
(1.00) |
487 |
2007-11-23 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
hottiealert2
sound origin:
mymix
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