?Penn State Pedo Scandal - Victim 4 |
nervousbreakdown |
(4.33) |
3,655 |
2011-11-08 |
description:
The boy pictured bent over in front of this 60 year old man was later raped by that same 60 year old man. He is Jerry Sandusky, Penn State alum, head of a charity, and a pedo who raped 20 children since 1996.
domain:
victim-4
fg image origin:
SATFF
bg image origin:
SATFF
sound origin:
Drums & Tuba - The Notorious Rumpler
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?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
422 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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?The Coolest Kid in 1991 was a Poser |
dmaz |
(4.32) |
4,629 |
2015-03-03 |
description:
He was super cool, and he had all the best games, he got laid before me, got drunk before me, smoked pot before me, and got a girl pregnant before me...but...he was just a copycat. Before the Coolest Kid in 1991 was the coolest kid in 1991, our friend Christian Bale has already done all of that...and more, in 1987....the other dude couldn't even find a different pair of jeans, man!
--
Shout out to the OP swamphox. I used the same artist for the music, and thought the song title was fitting.
domain:
actualcoolestkidin1991
fg image origin:
Warner Bros. Studios
sound origin:
KLF - Justified and Ancient
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?He-man and Teela trip balls |
krebstar |
(4.31) |
48,599 |
2006-07-05 |
description:
From the http://hemanteela.ytmnd.com/ challenge.
domain:
tripballs
fg image origin:
Edited drawings from the He-Man coloring book
sound origin:
Tech Itch - The Hand
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?Skeletor ♥ Space Puppies |
MattressMan |
(4.30) |
51,708 |
2006-07-04 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
spacepuppies
fg image origin:
He Man Christmas Special
sound origin:
Eban Schletter - Party Girl (from Mr. Show)
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?The Coolest Kid You Knew In 1941 |
LePape |
(4.29) |
27,336 |
2007-11-16 |
description:
The ancestor of the one that started it all. Man I hated him, he always had the best games.
domain:
coolestkid1941
fg image origin:
http://coolestkidin91.ytmnd.com + edits
sound origin:
George Olsen
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?A Child's Imagination (He-man and Teela) |
krebstar |
(4.28) |
24,463 |
2006-07-05 |
description:
Warning: Large audio file. [56k f*ck you and die]
domain:
whiskeymakesdaddyangry
fg image origin:
http://hemanteela.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
John Williams - Schindler's List Theme
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?He-man and Teela attacked from behind! |
Peepsalot |
(4.27) |
38,140 |
2006-07-16 |
description:
Black pokey hands are hard to find.
domain:
supriseattack
fg image origin:
hemanteela.ytmnd.com + google image
sound origin:
hemanteela.ytmnd.com + edits
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?DAKOTA FANNING NIP SLIP |
DarthErik |
(4.26) |
60,543 |
2007-02-25 |
description:
I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC...
domain:
dakotafanningnipple
fg image origin:
Chris Hansen, a man who wished he was Elliot Stabler
sound origin:
To Catch a Predator
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?(nsfw) He-Man Reacts to Shatner Reacts To Prince... |
DoucheFace |
(4.26) |
6,388 |
2006-07-08 |
description:
He-Man reacting to Shatner reacting to Prince reacting to Shatner cluster f*ck. Original animations and ideas taken from: "shatnerprince" by SilentSwan and "sextape" by stratos-the-bratos
domain:
hemanshatner
fg image origin:
shatnerprince by SilentSwan & sextape by stratos-the-bratos
sound origin:
Prince - Black Sweat (the DoucheFace fap remix)
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?funny he-man cum joke |
Blasterdude |
(4.25) |
8,772 |
2012-05-18 |
description:
funny he-man cum joke
domain:
kum
fg image origin:
funny he-man cum joke
sound origin:
funny he-man cum joke
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?A tribute to Jim Henson |
VIsraWratS |
(4.25) |
11,646 |
2008-01-09 |
description:
Jim Henson is my hero. He was a great man and should forever be remembered. There probably isn't a single person on here who didn't grow up watching and loving his work. I did and still do. RIP Jim. You are missed.
domain:
JimHensonRIP
fg image origin:
Google Images
sound origin:
The Muppets - Together Again
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?He-man imagines some serious shit |
sheepdip |
(4.25) |
1,811 |
2006-07-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Hemanimaginessomeseriousshit
sound origin:
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?Without Cosby |
EatThatThing |
(4.25) |
5,998 |
2015-07-10 |
description:
You see?
Zip zop zoopity ba! Whomp whomp HA.
Jazz is like Jello pudding...
Stickball!
Funky little man in the big van at night
Comes out to play.
And he makes his ball hasta.
Woohoo! Weren't you good! Coo-cachoo!!!
Then he's gonna rap music...
They're hippin' and a hoppin' and a bippin' and a boppin'
So we don't know what the jazz is all about!
You see?
domain:
withoutcosby
fg image origin:
https://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/without-cosby
bg image origin:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/26353/Bill/
sound origin:
https://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/without-cosby
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?(nsfw) HE IS MY FRIEND |
TREG155 |
(4.24) |
20,972 |
2007-02-10 |
description:
KNIGHT BAGGY HE IS MY FRIEND / FOREVER AND EVER AGAIN / KNIGHT BAGGY YOU ARE THE MAN / FOREVER AND EVER AGAIN / Props to Adeline of GW forums for the initial idea.
domain:
heismyfriend
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Knight Baggy - 047
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?3/62: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT Man |
AegisReflector |
(4.23) |
5,928 |
2007-10-10 |
description:
LOL DANTE IS PLAYING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT MAN'S STAGE BUT HE GETS MAD BECAUSE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE PUN TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH BRIIIIIIGHT MAN BUT I WAS IMPATIENT LOL
domain:
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightman
fg image origin:
UnLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTed
sound origin:
UnLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTed
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?Kareem Abdul-Jabbar disguises himself as an Ice ... |
amindlessidiot |
(4.22) |
4,177 |
2008-10-29 |
description:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the Archangel of basketball, sometimes walks among the people of earth disguised as a common man so that he can watch over-GRIDLOCK!
domain:
gridlock
fg image origin:
Slam Dunk Ernest
sound origin:
Phil Hartman
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?World's Toughest Magic Opponent |
AniX |
(4.22) |
50,146 |
2007-01-25 |
description:
One young man learns there is an ability his Magic: the Gathering opponent possesses he cannot counterspell.
domain:
toughmagicopponent
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Oh Oh Its Magic-Pilot
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?2/62: CAPTAIN KIRRRRRK Man |
AegisReflector |
(4.21) |
2,767 |
2007-10-10 |
description:
LOL CAPTAIN KIRRRRRRK Man is next, but he can't get past the crazy platforms because he sucks
domain:
captainkirrrrkman
fg image origin:
CAPTAIN KIRRRRRRKcited
sound origin:
CAPTAIN KIRRRRRRKcited
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?Teenage Egg Fuckers |
Famery-Gai |
(4.21) |
2,852 |
2015-10-31 |
description:
Vigo the Carpathian stole Dana's baby. So, Louis Tully stumbles out of the Ecto mobile, completely naked. BUTT NAKED.
Venkman's yelling at him to get out of the way. Then Louis strolls up to the painting, and says 'Boy, the super nintendo's gonna be pissed.' And he chucks a bottle of kittens at Vigo's head and the baby never hits the ground.
That's why they call Louis Tully the Extreme.
domain:
dont-egg-my-hows
fg image origin:
moon man steals your healthcare plan and uses it to bash a dogs skull open so he can get to the candy and call your mother a cunt
bg image origin:
Jimmy Dean Sausage, Proud Supporter of TYMND since Nineteen Hundred and JUICE
sound origin:
Tobacco - New Juices from the Hot Tub Freaks
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?Ron Burgundy - Reluctant Time Traveller |
Chav-Slayer |
(4.20) |
30,112 |
2007-06-26 |
description:
He's the man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. A god damn Time Lord. I think...we got the right guy, didn't we?
domain:
holycraphewasatimelordallalong
fg image origin:
Doctor Who/Anchorman
sound origin:
Doctor Who/Anchorman/TARDIS
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?Skeletor Keeps On Rollin' |
mike-smith |
(4.19) |
21,664 |
2005-10-22 |
description:
An animated .gif of Skeletor doing somersaults to Limp Bizkit's song "Rollin'"
domain:
skeletorrollin
fg image origin:
Screencaps from the 1983 He-Man cartoon.
sound origin:
Limp Bizkit --
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?SAD MISSERS™ 22 ;_; |
MurdarMachene |
(4.19) |
2,723 |
2007-01-25 |
description:
domain:
SADMISSERS22
fg image origin:
sound origin:
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?T-SHIRT DESIGN: Dogman **UPDATED** |
TheAlexmeister |
(4.18) |
17,323 |
2009-03-27 |
description:
He's the dog man now dog. *UPDATE* Dog Connery beautifully re-inked by artist extraordinaire marxmith (of ARTMND fame) Number of stars also upped to 5, for maximum win.
domain:
yeshhh
fg image origin:
Drawn by Alexmeister/Inked by Marxmith
sound origin:
Sunshine Park + YESHHH
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?RooneyTMND: Rooney goes back in time to play a... |
GaryGnu |
(4.18) |
2,733 |
2011-04-24 |
description:
Scott Norwood FTW! Mullet man made Rooney an offer he couldn't refuse.
domain:
WideRight
fg image origin:
Rooney
bg image origin:
Super Bowl XXV
sound origin:
Football is pain
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?14/62: Fired Man |
AegisReflector |
(4.18) |
5,787 |
2007-11-05 |
description:
LOL MCFRY MAN IS NEXT EXCEPT HE GETS FIRED BY FUJITSU BECAUSE HIS WEAKNESS IS CHICKEN AND WOOD MAN'S STAGE HAS THOSE CHICKENS IN IT WHICH IS WHY I DID CRASH MAN'S FIRST BECAUSE CRASH BOMBS KILL THEM IN ONE HIT LOL
domain:
firedman
fg image origin:
UnFIREd
sound origin:
UnFIREd
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?Medieval Cosby |
Dakmor |
(4.17) |
5,000 |
2007-12-11 |
description:
Combines Medieval fad with Cosby fad.
Note: Cosby's original speech was: "Pokeyman? Pokeyman with the pokey and the man and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing, and he likes to fall out of the wrrh ah ah ah ahh!!!"
domain:
yecosby
fg image origin:
Historic Tale Construction Kit
sound origin:
Medieval YTMND, found it on wiki.ytmnd.com
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?Galvatron and He-man See Scatman |
Kayne |
(4.16) |
31,914 |
2006-07-20 |
description:
Scatformers, be-bops in disguise.
domain:
scatron
fg image origin:
hemanteela.ytmnd.com + wdgatds.ytmnd.com + Scatman music video
sound origin:
Scatman - I'm the Scatman + loop edit
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?cats |
LegoLewdite |
(4.16) |
10,307 |
2009-10-15 |
description:
cat scratch fever, mr rogers, stng, thundercats, garfield, fritz the cat, top cat, squeeze, sylvester, cheshire cat, pooh, azrael, stray cats, primus, cat in the hat, he-man, south park, friends
domain:
afewcats
fg image origin:
heathcliff, tom, stimpy, aristocats, edits
sound origin:
edits, < ^ in desc and keywords
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?He-man Loves To Jizz |
woody |
(4.16) |
7,231 |
2006-07-12 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
yuphedoes
fg image origin:
Edit
sound origin:
Fury Of The Storm
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