?The Ultimate Bedside Suffering |
woman |
(2.43) |
1,003 |
2013-03-26 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
bedsidesuffering
fg image origin:
http://bedsidesurprise.ytmnd.com/, editing
sound origin:
http://bedsidesurprise.ytmnd.com/, www.ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com
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?Luke's Ultimate Suffering |
Tetrasnake |
(2.60) |
1,187 |
2008-03-15 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
lukesuffering
fg image origin:
Return of the Jedi
sound origin:
YTMND
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?The NEW Sound of Ultimate Suffering |
Dagarik |
(1.50) |
1,677 |
2006-10-20 |
description:
The new realistic hot chick from The Office gives Jim the sh*ts.
domain:
squeakychair
fg image origin:
The Office (Season 3, Episode 5)
sound origin:
The Office (Season 3, Episode 5)
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?Ultimate Suffering |
wookieesncream |
(3.52) |
1,678 |
2007-05-16 |
description:
Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
domain:
ussu
fg image origin:
photoshop
sound origin:
audacity
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,838 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?Klaatu causes Ultimate Suffering |
EstMeinInternetLOL |
(3.13) |
1,838 |
2008-12-17 |
description:
Blame GarageBand for not letting me use a shorter sound loop. :P
Might be fixed if I'm not lazy. Which, I will be. KHAAAAAAAAN!
domain:
klaatubaradacake
fg image origin:
pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
sound origin:
secret nazi college orientation
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?The Ultimate Square Suffering |
DarthWang |
(3.46) |
2,032 |
2006-12-11 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
sufferingwave
fg image origin:
The Princess BREEEEEEEEde
sound origin:
Guess
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?The Ultimate Suffering |
m4tteo |
(3.41) |
2,038 |
2007-05-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
ultimatesuffering3
fg image origin:
syncan
sound origin:
Princess Bride w/ editing
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?LOUDTMND: The Ultimate Suffering |
Amenhotep2 |
(3.56) |
2,305 |
2007-03-05 |
description:
Optional description of my site.
domain:
loudtmndultimatesuffering
fg image origin:
stolen
sound origin:
stolen
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?Hogwarts Ultimate Suffering |
Grundge |
(3.78) |
2,541 |
2007-10-09 |
description:
2 fads in 1.
domain:
hogwartsultimatesuffering
fg image origin:
headmastertourettes.ytmnd.com
sound origin:
LazyTown + Echo
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?The Ultimate Headphone Suffering |
ThePYRO |
(1.00) |
2,745 |
2006-06-13 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
triports
fg image origin:
lazytown + triports
sound origin:
lazytown
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?The Real Sound of Ultimate Suffering |
DrPreston |
(4.05) |
2,800 |
2011-03-29 |
description:
It's the real sound of ultimate suffering!
domain:
fridayultimatesuffering
fg image origin:
The Princess Bride
sound origin:
"Friday" by Rebecca Black
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?FeelGoodTMND: Katie Harwood's ultimate s... |
lpgunit |
(3.89) |
3,053 |
2009-10-19 |
description:
I dunno; it syncs in IE but not on other browsers. It does what it does, though.
domain:
katiewest
fg image origin:
Ghost Ship (2002) + edits
sound origin:
Ghost Ship (2002) + 2009 MTV VMA + edits
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?The Ultimate Bedside Race for Top Place Suffering... |
renegade64 |
(4.03) |
3,186 |
2008-04-04 |
description:
I realize I'm no Pixar animator, but for those of you who liked my "Journey to the Center", I bring you my latest ytmnd...how it would actually happen in real life. Chances are high that the deranged serial killer behind the mask wo
domain:
ultimate
fg image origin:
Ultimate Image
sound origin:
Ultimate Sound
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?Pinhead inflicts the ultimate suffering... |
Drac39 |
(2.79) |
3,288 |
2006-06-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
cakeishell
fg image origin:
Hellraiser
sound origin:
Hellraiser and Lazy Town
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?The Ultimate Suffering |
Amenhotep2 |
(3.50) |
3,307 |
2006-11-05 |
description:
Optional description of my site.
domain:
theultimatesuffering
fg image origin:
eBay
sound origin:
Avril Lavigne
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?Darth Vader's Ultimate Suffering |
BigJellyDoughnut |
(2.06) |
3,324 |
2006-06-04 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
vaderultimatesuffering
sound origin:
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?The REAL Ultimate suffering!! Bote 55!! |
RubilacEx |
(3.92) |
3,556 |
2006-08-14 |
description:
POLAND STOLE MY BIKE!
domain:
vote5ultimatesuffering
fg image origin:
see previous
sound origin:
a cluster of thetans
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?Syncan's Ultimate Suffering |
Cheesellama |
(2.80) |
3,957 |
2006-06-17 |
description:
Read the ytmnd news if you don't understand, n00bs.
domain:
syncansultimatesuffering
fg image origin:
Constantine, Syncan
sound origin:
Lazy Town Cake Song
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?Ultimate Chili's Suffering |
monitron |
(3.63) |
4,112 |
2006-07-19 |
description:
Credit for this monstrosity of an idea goes to Scrubs. TRIVIA: He also never says Chili's, or BBQ Sauce.
domain:
neversaysribs
fg image origin:
Me
sound origin:
Chili's commercial (edited)
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?The Ultimate Punishment |
Outerheaven |
(3.67) |
4,382 |
2006-06-14 |
description:
I fixed the sync problem.
domain:
ultimatepunishment
fg image origin:
fifth element
sound origin:
fifth element + ultimate suffering edit
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?THE REAL ULTIMATE SUFFERING |
Cthulhu138 |
(2.80) |
4,635 |
2006-05-17 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
thatguyfromprincessbridecakesuffering
sound origin:
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?4:30amTMND: The Ultimate Suffering |
Sergeant-Sassy |
(3.68) |
4,647 |
2007-04-23 |
description:
Max has unleashed the Ultimate Suffering
domain:
ultimatesuffering430am
fg image origin:
http://ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
http://ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com/+Max's Favorite Song
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?THE ULTIMATE SUFFERING OF DR-L337 |
Dr-L337 |
(3.37) |
5,050 |
2006-09-23 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
lolftw
fg image origin:
my edit
sound origin:
horndog,
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?The Ultimate Suffering 2 |
Virtuoso |
(2.94) |
5,244 |
2006-05-16 |
description:
The ultimate Suffering... part 2.
domain:
ultimatesuffering2
fg image origin:
Ultimate Suffering
sound origin:
NEDM Stuff.
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?Prince Humperdinck enjoys Lazytown (it syncs afte... |
buzoo |
(3.14) |
6,449 |
2006-06-01 |
description:
My favorite part of the Ultimate Suffering ytmnd, and I just had to make a loop of it.
Thanks to syncan
domain:
humperdinck
fg image origin:
Princess Bride- syncan's ultimatesuffering.ytmnd.com
sound origin:
Lazytown
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?When baking a cake gets serious |
cambot |
(3.76) |
10,197 |
2006-07-12 |
description:
My second fav Upright Citizens Brigade sketch. Feedback to improve would be appreciated.
domain:
makemeaprettycake
fg image origin:
UCB episode 7
sound origin:
UCB and ultimate suffering
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?Kirby Explains The Ultimate Suffering |
Lethal-Fan |
(3.98) |
15,506 |
2006-05-28 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
kirbyultimatesuffering
fg image origin:
Kirby Explains
sound origin:
Ultimate Suffering
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?Ultimate Black Mesa Suffering |
Xanatos |
(4.18) |
20,489 |
2006-12-20 |
description:
FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOOR! THEY'RE COMING FOR US! BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
domain:
zombielazyhalflife
fg image origin:
Half Life 1 + Lazy Town Decal :X
sound origin:
HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
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?McFly Endures the Ultimate Suffering |
drjones56 |
(4.19) |
24,732 |
2006-06-08 |
description:
George McFly is awakend by the ultimate suffering... (Note: I wanted to include the tape being inserted into the player with "Cake Song" written on it, but it was just too damn big and didn't synch right)
domain:
mcflysuffers
fg image origin:
BTTF DVD + my edit.
sound origin:
BTTF DVD + one of those cake song YTMNDs.
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